[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.
Total: 6
[ x ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
Total: 10
[  ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ x ] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
Total: 14
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice. 
Total: 19
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ x ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
Total: 24
[ x ] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen off your chair before

 [X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling

 [X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 33

GRAND TOTAL: 33
 

NOW THEN, take your total, and multiply it by 3.
33 x 3 = 99

 re-post as: I am __% Mentally ill.