Mom, you're a pro.

called my mom today.

 

Me: Hey mom, my husband's in L.A right now.

Mom: which one?

Me: Mom, the one that I've been talking about~ Exo~

Mom: Honey, there's 12 members of Exo. which one?

Me: Mom, you seriously can't make me choose just one husband. all 12 are dang fine.

Mom: Honey if you marry all 12, then when you bring him back to our house, your dad and I will be broke. too many husbands of yours to be fed.

Me: But my hubbies are making tons of money anyways.

Mom: Honey, your baby sister is now married.

Me: ______(sister's name) got married?! , she doesn't even tell.

Mom: Yeah. and I heard their name was JJ. or something....

Me: I'll kill her when I come home. seriously. those boys are mine!

Mom: see, you'll never get enough of Korean Boys. 

Me: sorry mom, haha. thanks for playing along too with me, my reports are killing me.

Mom: did you tell your dad "Happy Birthday"?

Me:......

Mom:......

Me:... Birt-birthday?

Mom: It's my husband Kim Joonmyeon birthday today honey!!!

Me:.... Mom, you got a new husband? and it's one of my husband?? mom, this is seriously confusing.

Mom: well then honey, gotta go. your dad's home.

Me: huh, fantasy's over huh mom?

Mom: yeah. Fantastic baby's home. TOP~~~

 

my mom, stan Kpop Idols just like teenage girls. ;____; mom, I love you. (she's praying that my dad let her go to Big Bang's tour this year. hrmm. My dad told her to act her age. but then, my dad asked if he can go too. hahahaha, family love Kpop.)

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