KIM ING JONGHYUN

WHY ARE YOUR MAN TIDDIES DOING THIS TO ME?

WHY DOES YOUR DOLLED UP FACE MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A LESBIAN BUT STILL I  WANT YOU SO?

WHY ARE EACH OF YOUR BICEPS BIGGER THAN MY FACE? ARE YOU AWARE?

WHY DOES YOUR KITTY SMILE MAKE ME WANT TO SLAP AND GLOMP YOU ALL AT THE SAME TIME?

WHY IS YOUR HAIR SO PERFECT?!!??!

WHY DOES YOUR TONGUE EXIST?!??!

WHY DO I WANT TO NIBBLE ON YOUR NOSE? O.o

WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO BRIGHT AND LOVELY AND SO FULL OF ?

WHY ARE YOUR LIPS SO FULL AND PINK AND IMBOCILIC?

WHY IS YOUR NECK SO THICK AND INVITING AND STUPID?

WHY IS YOUR BACK SO BROAD AND CAT SCRATCHING POST-ISH?

WHY IS YOUR SKIN LOOK SO EDIBLE LIKE-LIKE-LIKE THAT ICING THEY USE FOR CARROT CAKE?

WHY IS YOUR EVERYTHING SO GOD AWFULLY BEAUTIFUL? 

*Yunho voice* WEA WEA WEA!

WHY DO I WANT TO BE THAT ING CAMERA? WHY JONGHYUN, WHY? I"LL WAIT

WHY DOES THIS ANGLE MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THE BIGGEST BUFFEST KOREAN EVER EVEN THOUGH YOU"RE A STUPIDLY ADORABLE JELLY BEAN? UGH! 

WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT SHIRT ON? YOU MUNCH, YOU TWERP, YOU INGRATE! WHY DOES IT SHOW THAT MOLE, HUH? THE DINO! WHY!? 

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING LIKE THAT? O.O HANDS ON YOUR KNEES? ? WHAT?

SCREW YOU MAN. 

SCREW YOU.