For starters - LEE KISEOP WAS THE FIRST ING ONE ON THIS GODDAM LIST.

And then there's THIS VIDEO.

I once made a full-length post about how I would want a Kiseop-lookalike/stripper for my birthday, but I can't find it. ;____;

Next on this list is Myungsoo - or as I like to call him, Myung.

I mean, seriously - LOOK AT THIS BOY:

And he himself around Infinite, as well as everybody else in the Kpop-circuit.

Like... this boy is the launcher of a thousand ships. I also call him the group bicycle (everybody gets a ride).

Lemme think...

TBH, after the MV for 'Forbidden Love', I've figured that any member of U-KISS would be a great stripper - with the exceptions of Hoon and Dongho.

And maybe Eli. Eli seems like he doesn't enjoy the dance, which means he probably won't enjoy the job. Note: AJ has a fantastic 'unf'-face, and Soohyun's face impregnates me - again.

Okay, I'm going to go ahead and throw this out there and say that any man who does an exhorbitant number well-executed body-rolls whilst showing off his abs should also be on this list - Jay Park is a good example. 

Hot dayum, I'd love to get a from that man.

U-Kwon also has a thing for flashing his abs while doing body rolls:

Y'know what? Although I'm not incredibly attracted to B-Bomb, he seems like he'd be kinda ty, too - and he does the 'flashing his abs + body rolls'-thing.

And I have a thing for his lower back.

He and U-Kwon can be a package deal.

Mina gusta.

Now, if any of you can read this post and not start thinking dirty thoughts, then I commend you for your innocence.

And then I'm going to ask you why you read my stuff. But then again, I haven't written any in a looong while...