00.) Randomly list the twelve members of EXO

 

1) Xiumin 2) Lay 3) Suho 4) Baekhyun 5) Kai 6) D.O 7) Kris 8) Lu Han 9) Sehun 10) Chanyeol 11) Chen 12) Tao

 

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

D.O/Chen? No.

 

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Baekhyun? Hot? Heck yeah~ As hot as the sun? Too cheesy? :P

 

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Tao/Luhan... Fact: I don't do mpreg. EVER. I avoid it like the plague.

 

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Sehun. I recommend: "Falling for Someone Else" (HunHan, AFF) "The Art of Seduction According to Oh Sehun" (Hunhan, LJ) and "We were destined to explode" (also Hunhan, LJ) There are probably more... if you're looking for het, I can't help you there. Sorry.

 

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Lay/Kai? Probably. It could work.

 

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kai/Sehun or Kai/Chanyeol. Kai/Sehun definitely.

 

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having ?

Kris walked in on Lay and Tao? Yell at Lay to get off Tao. LOL. Taoris~

 

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Suho/Chanyeol... The only way for me to imagine this is for them to be seriously drunk...
So EXO-K decide to get completely wasted on their day off. They head back to the dorm. All of them crash in the living room. Chanyeol, with his intoxicated mind, spontaneously decides to kiss the person next to him who just happens to be Suho. Suho is surprised and asks Chanyeol if he's in his right mind (because he is slightly less drunk than the rest of them). Chanyeol falls asleep on his lap before Suho gets an answer.

 

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Xiumin/Luhan. Definitely. I just haven't read any personally.

 

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Taoris~ Even you can't save what we have lost

(random...)

 

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Baekhyun to deflower Xiumin? I can't really see it happening... so I would probably blame it on alcohol again. 

 

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

My friends don't read EXO slash let alone Kris slash.

 

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Suho het? I don't think so.

 

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope. Sorry Chen.

 

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Lay/Baekhyun/Kai. Maybe if they decided to write crack LOL.

 

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

omg... the first thing I thought of was "AYO! Whaddup Kreeeesss" LOL. :D

 

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

About Luhan eh? Depending on plot... The Poison- The All American Rejects

 

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Xiumin/D.O/Tao WARNING: I probably wrote this when I was high on drugs. May not make any sense.

 

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Chanyeol: Could you show me some of your new moves? Lay: Sure. Chanyeol: Not here though. ;) *suggestive wink*
(I'm such a ...LOL)

 

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday. Kai was one of the characters. 

 

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

D.O.... Doing it in the middle of nowhere on that IKEA desk  from his teaser/What is Love MV. LOL. 

 

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Chen shag Sehun? Maybe... if they were drunk. LOL. Me and drunk EXO scenarios....

 

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Suho and Kris? Oh the leaders... I don't know... Kris? I can't really imagine Kris being bottom EVER.

 

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

 

Xiumin and Sehun are in a happy relationship until Sehun suddenly runs off with Baekhyun. Xiumin, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Chen and a brief unhappy affair with Tao, then follows the wise advice of Kai and finds true love with Suho.

 

None of my friends would read this and none of them would write this either...

 

Well that wasn't too bad LOL. Quite amusing. :)

If you decide to do it, link me your blog post. I want to read them.