This group is the biggest in Asia now, right? Well probably because they have tons of members and three of them are Chinese, which make all things worse.

LEETEUK: Very old leader of the group who has no outstanding talent. Except that his dumbness is funny. His body looks as old as Jaejoong’s. As well as his skin. He is extremely dramatic too.

HEECHUL: His ego is the only thing that keeps his career alive. I don’t know why many people find him gorgeous, etc. His nose is 1/3 of his face. Very big. And he has no talent. I wonder how his fellow members allow that he’s not doing anything even in MVs. Well, he is smart. And his other members are mostly dumb, that answers it.

HAN GENG: Chinese. Looks so old. Good dancer. Looks so old. Very scary eyes. Looks so old. Pointy chin. IS HE 40 YEARS OLD ALREADY?

YESUNG: One of the only few Idols who can really sing. But he’s so ugly. His hands are very small, his limbs are so short. Has a round little nose. Sometimes looks like his pet turtles. And has very weird habits.

KANGIN: The other half of the SJ twins. His body is just so fat that when he dances, he gets too tired easily. He has singing voice tho. And he also has a brutal way of making fun of his fellow members. Also a troublesome.

SHINDONG: The other half of SJ brothers. He can dance but you won’t even pay attention to him because he is so unattractive. And his jokes are not funny.

SUNGMIN: Gayness bursting out of his personality and gestures. He looks so cute for a 25 year-old. His actions are often animated too. He is also dumb and sensitive.

EUNHYUK: No eyes and probably has the ugliest jawline in the world. His nose is a bit large too, but not as big as Heechul’s. He is a dancing machine, yes. But he looks so stupid and dumb, he is the dumb-est member or SJ.

DONGHAE: Ah, very handsome. But not as handsome as scarface TOP. He is a annoying too especially when he sings and cries, very trying hard.

SIWON: 40 year-old stuck in a body of a 25 year-old man. Has the most boring personality in the group. Looks like a businessman trying to learn english. One of the least useful members too. Has a very long philtrum. Looks like a cat.

RYEOWOOK: Gay. Looks like an undeveloped fetus. And his voice is the ugliest of them all. People call him a singer, damn. He has no talent!

KYUHYUN: Another scarface. But handsome and has good voice. But always look like a retard on photos.

The Chinese -______-

HENRY: No eyes. Good dancer. Big nose. Thick lips. But at least he can speak english. Not like Siwon who still sounds like crack.

ZHOUMI: Chinese and very ugly. Looks like a gay but not as gay as Ryeowook. His chin is long and extremely pointy. He looks like a witch. I can’t wait for him to seppuku himself.

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