TREASURE FINALLY DEBUTS! (and they are inciting me to commit a crime)

 

HELLO, EVERYONE! 

Long time no see, eh? hehe but let's talk about that next time.

I just wanna spazz about something. 

and yes... yes, my dear.

 

It's TREASURE

If you don't know them, they are the newest YG Boy Group formed after yet another survival program because we all know YG is a sadistic psycho that lives off the souls of poor youngsters. Ha ha ha

So, the thing here is, I never intended to stan them. I had long stopped supporting YG after the 2ne1 disbandment. And y'all just know what disaster(S) came after. I heard about YGTB. I haven't watched it yet. YET. But I plan too. So, yeah. I came across TREASURE because of Bang Yedam's WAYO which is sooooooo soooo gooood! It caught my attention. I watched the TREASURE's Cover of it, and again, it was sooooooo sooooooo goooooddd.

 

Jesus, their vocals are no joke! 

Then that's how the hell gates began opening and I have stepped into the fiery pits of stanning a 4th gen. group--the very first group I'm stanning which has ALL of it's members younger than I. . I never even liked younger men before. BUT WTF, DON'T BE DECEIVED I TELL YOU. They all look so fine and dashing and adorbs it absolutely don't look like they ain't legal yet. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 

No? Fudge. I mean, look at their maknae! 

 

Oh, damn. Wrong maknae. HAHAHA

(This is Kim Junkyu btw, the ELDEST. yep. read that right, lmao)

 

THIS. IS . THEIR. MAKNAE. 

EHEM. HE IS 15 yrs old HUN.  

Can you hear that? That's the sound of the heavy footsteps of the FBI as they chase after me. Coz i'm drooling over a minor hahahaha  wooooops

anyway anyway 

There are 12 members, so choosing a permanent bias will be as easy as plucking out a star from the sky--which is, in other words, IM-POS-SI-BLE.  So, that's like, one bias per month, idk. LMAO

BUT despite the huge number in their group, I can guarantee you that every single one of them is a GEM. WORTHY OF LOVE AND MONEY AND TIME AND SPACE IN YOUR HEART. They are absolute dorks yet matured at the same time.  How did I know that? Watch Treasure Map! or if that's too much, try watching their 3 minute TMI videos.  

Currently, I'm whipped for HAMADA ASAHI, BANG YEDAM, and KIM JUNKYU. Who are all legal, mind you. (not that's important but yeah)

HAHAHA

BUT AGAIN I ASSURE YOU EVERYONE IS SO LOVABLE. SO PRECIOUS. Ugh.

 


NOW.

AFTER YEARSSS. THEY FINALLY DEBUTED. THEIR MV. OH MY GOSH. THE SONG. OH MY GOSH. THE VISUAL. OOOHHH MY GOSHHH. 

EVERYTHING IS JUST...

OHHH BOOOYYYY

 

 

Piece of advice? Don't watch this if you just had coffee.

IT WON'T BE SAFE FOR YOUR HEART. 

Annd, close the door if you'll be jamming on this.

Because I was caught by my mom while i was hugging myself, ctuching my heart, and head-banging with tears in my eyes.

Was it embarrassing? YES. BUT WAS IT WORTH IT? hahahaha YES. HELL YES.

 

CONGRATULATIONS, MY BABIIESSS. LITERAL (but figurative) BABIESSS! 

THIS NOONA WILL RESPECTFULLY BE SIMPING ON  SUPPORT YOU. 

<3 

 

 

 

PS: What the heck am I even doing

LMAO

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