Couples aren't the worst part of Valentine's Day, the worst ing part of it all are the es that aren't even in relationships.

These are the es that sit up on Facebook and Twitter posting numerous updates about the fact that they have no one to cuddle with, no one to kiss, no one to buy presents for, no one to give them presents, [hashtag] forever alone.

These are the people on Tumblr reblogging pictures of broken hearts and people crying and ing holocaust.

Get a ing grip.

Man the up.

And if you're a girl, grow some lady balls, because I'm sitting here, as someone who has been in a relationship a numerous Valentines Days - you're not missing out on that much.

The day is like any mother ing day and then you go see the person you're dating, you go out to dinner or you go see a movie or do whatever the and then you take your to sleep.

It's also really stupid if you think about, because red is such a stupid ing ugly color and I don't like red because it reminds me of blood and murder and guts, and I'd like to focus on the pink Valentines Day, and as far as I'm concerned Cupid is a ing creepy , because you have this ing fat er with wings flying around shooting people with bows and arrows, and I don't know who decided that, that was cute, but that's not cute. 

If that was real I'd be petrified of this stubby bastard flying around my room trying to get me to fall in love.

POINT, BLANK, PERIOD, if you're in a relationship on Valentine's Day and it means something to you, have fun, have a blast, enjoy the day we don't sit up here and expect everybody else here to flip a because you got a bouquet of roses.

If you're single and it's like the apocalypse to you, that you don't have anybody on Valentine's Day shut the up, nobody cares okay, go listen to grenade by bruno mars and pretend that somebody gives a .

And if you're like me and you don't care about Valentine's day whether you're single or in a relationship then you my friend are the best type of person on this planet, and we should meet each other, and make little babies, that will run around the earth not giving a .

THE TRUTH!! 

(except him not liking the color red, because I'm starting to like the color red and I think it matches well with many things. x)