The Burnt and the Roasted - fanfiction
whyamihere created the group for the burnt and roasted
whyamihere added wookiewookie
whyamihere added wonhoe
wookiewookie: what's wrong seung
wonhoe: is this some kind of fraternity chat room
whyamihere: lol hoseok
wookiewookie: no, you , seung wants to rant that's
why we're here
wookiewookie: haven't you learn what respect is
wookiewookie: I'm so disappointed in you
wookiewookie: *tsks*
whyamihere: *cackles softly*
wonhoe: creepy
wookiewookie: off, dumpster
wonhoe: fine
wonhoe left for the burnt and the roasted
wookiewookie: now that the trash is out of the way
wookiewookie: let's continue our conversation
whyamihere: thx wook. K so
whyamihere: Suhyo is developing a habit of
verbally ushering people out of the conversation
specifically, me
wookiewookie: ...
wookiewookie: I guess there was a reason my Korean got a
A- whelp
wookiewookie: anyways
wookiewookie: so why am I here
whyamihere: you are educated in this field of
younger siblings lmao. Thought you might be able
to offer advice or sth
wookiewookie: uh, thing is
wookiewookie: Seung, my man, Yeon hardly ever
acts this way
wookiewookie: Hyo is one of a kind yk
wookiewookie: BUT
wookiewookie: Ik someone who might be able to shed light
on this situation wait
whyamihere: don't carve a pentagon on the
ground and summon Jineul we don't need him
wookiewookie: lol don't worry I hate him as much
as you do
wookiewookie: :')
wookiewookie added mintaelee
mintaelee: dafuq is dis
wookiewookie: we thought you might have hard-earned advice
when it comes to controlling unruly younger siblings lmao
wookiewookie: bc poor Seungwoo here is raising a rebellious
younger sis who constantly tells him to off and is your brother's
boyfriend's bestfriend
whyamihere: lol wook you just unconsciously used
alliteration
whyamihere: that's amazing
wookiewookie: lmao thanks
mintaelee: are you talking about Suhyo
wookiewookie: as a matter of fact yes
mintaelee: ummmm Kay
mintaelee: what I do with Jong is I coddle him and feed him pastries
and lemon candy. And bring him out for sun. And yabber at him about
the chores
wookiewookie: Tae, jong's not a ing plant
mintaelee: right sorry
mintaelee: what does Suhyo do that makes you so irritated tho
Seung
mintaelee: she seems okay
whyamihere: ...
wookiewookie: Hyo is a classified level 5 dangerous creature
wookiewookie: for one she likes to burn people alive
wookiewookie: she also bullies her brother as you can see from him
wookiewookie: and her best friend is Jineul
mintaelee: oh no wonder
wookiewookie: ikr
whyamihere: guys I need advice on how to stop her
from harassing and degrading me
wookiewookie: lmao seung so much drama
mintaelee: just...tell her to off or sth
whyamihere: she pouts when I do that so I can't
mintaelee: ...
mintaelee: you should've mentioned beforehand that you have a sis-con
wookiewookie: a what?
mintaelee: sis-con.
mintaelee: like sister complex
mintaelee: you know, the Japanese term?
wookiewookie: oh yea I remember
whyamihere: what?
wookiewookie: never you mind
wookiewookie: anyways
wookiewookie: ermmmm...
mintaelee: I give up
mintaelee: I'm bringing Hoseok back
wookiewookie: what?!
mintaelee added wonhoe
mintaelee left the group
wookiewookie: er
wonhoe: language,
wookiewookie: says the person who swore
whyamihere: ...
wonhoe: you know, this leaves us with no choice
wookiewookie: which is
wonhoe added jineul1994
wookiewookie: oh no
jineul1994: wassup seungwoo
jineul1994: and off asshat
wonhoe: this family is just so amazing
wonhoe: anyways I gotta go get dinner adios folks
wookiewookie: since when did he learn spanish
wonhoe left the group
whyamihere: can't you people pay attention to others'
problems for once
jineul1994: hmm?
jineul1994: oh sorry I forgot
wookiewookie: he forgot
jineul1994: so yes. it's about hyo isn't it
jineul1994: well since she's my best friend I'm not going to let you do anything to
her even if you're her brother so there
wookiewookie: can't you be ing helpful for once?!
jineul1994: I'm always helpful idk wym
wookiewookie: FOR 'S SAKE
wookiewookie: you're a piece of crap always don't flatter yourself
jineul1994: I think you forgot just how important your cousin is
wookiewookie: come again ?
whyamihere: ...
whyamihere: *inaudible sigh*
whyamihere: I knew I should never have started this
Poor seungwoo
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