The Burnt and the Roasted - fanfiction

whyamihere created the group for the burnt and roasted

whyamihere added wookiewookie

whyamihere added wonhoe

wookiewookie: what's wrong seung 

wonhoe: is this some kind of fraternity chat room 

whyamihere: lol hoseok

wookiewookie: no, you , seung wants to rant that's

why we're here 

wookiewookie: haven't you learn what respect is 

wookiewookie: I'm so disappointed in you 

wookiewookie: *tsks* 

whyamihere: *cackles softly* 

wonhoe: creepy

wookiewookie: off, dumpster 

wonhoe: fine 

wonhoe left for the burnt and the roasted

wookiewookie: now that the trash is out of the way 

wookiewookie: let's continue our conversation 

whyamihere: thx wook. K so 

whyamihere: Suhyo is developing a habit of 

verbally ushering people out of the conversation 

specifically, me 

wookiewookie: ...

wookiewookie: I guess there was a reason my Korean got a 

A- whelp

wookiewookie: anyways

wookiewookie: so why am I here

whyamihere: you are educated in this field of 

younger siblings lmao. Thought you might be able 

to offer advice or sth

wookiewookie: uh, thing is

wookiewookie: Seung, my man, Yeon hardly ever 

acts this way 

wookiewookie: Hyo is one of a kind yk 

wookiewookie: BUT 

wookiewookie: Ik someone who might be able to shed light

on this situation wait 

whyamihere: don't carve a pentagon on the

ground and summon Jineul we don't need him

wookiewookie: lol don't worry I hate him as much 

as you do 

wookiewookie: :') 

wookiewookie added mintaelee

mintaelee: dafuq is dis 

wookiewookie: we thought you might have hard-earned advice

when it comes to controlling unruly younger siblings lmao

wookiewookie: bc poor Seungwoo here is raising a rebellious 

younger sis who constantly tells him to off and is your brother's

boyfriend's bestfriend

whyamihere: lol wook you just unconsciously used

alliteration 

whyamihere: that's amazing

wookiewookie: lmao thanks 

mintaelee: are you talking about Suhyo 

wookiewookie: as a matter of fact yes

mintaelee: ummmm Kay 

mintaelee: what I do with Jong is I coddle him and feed him pastries 

and lemon candy. And bring him out for sun. And yabber at him about

the chores 

wookiewookie: Tae, jong's not a ing plant

mintaelee: right sorry

mintaelee: what does Suhyo do that makes you so irritated tho

Seung

mintaelee: she seems okay

whyamihere: ...

wookiewookie: Hyo is a classified level 5 dangerous creature

wookiewookie: for one she likes to burn people alive

wookiewookie: she also bullies her brother as you can see from him 

wookiewookie: and her best friend is Jineul

mintaelee: oh no wonder

wookiewookie: ikr

whyamihere: guys I need advice on how to stop her

from harassing and degrading me

wookiewookie: lmao seung so much drama

mintaelee: just...tell her to off or sth

whyamihere: she pouts when I do that so I can't 

mintaelee: ...

mintaeleeyou should've mentioned beforehand that you have a sis-con

wookiewookie: a what?

mintaelee: sis-con.

mintaelee: like sister complex

mintaelee: you know, the Japanese term?

wookiewookie: oh yea I remember

whyamihere: what?

wookiewookie: never you mind 

wookiewookie: anyways

wookiewookie: ermmmm...

mintaelee: I give up

mintaelee: I'm bringing Hoseok back

wookiewookie: what?! 

mintaelee added wonhoe

mintaelee left the group

wookiewookie: er

wonhoe: language,

wookiewookie: says the person who swore

whyamihere: ...

wonhoe: you know, this leaves us with no choice 

wookiewookie: which is

wonhoe added jineul1994

wookiewookie: oh no 

jineul1994: wassup seungwoo

jineul1994: and off asshat

wonhoe: this family is just so amazing

wonhoe: anyways I gotta go get dinner adios folks

wookiewookie: since when did he learn spanish

wonhoe left the group

whyamihere: can't you people pay attention to others'

problems for once

jineul1994: hmm?

jineul1994: oh sorry I forgot

wookiewookie: he forgot 

jineul1994: so yes. it's about hyo isn't it

jineul1994: well since she's my best friend I'm not going to let you do anything to

her even if you're her brother so there

wookiewookie: can't you be ing helpful for once?!

jineul1994: I'm always helpful idk wym

wookiewookie: FOR 'S SAKE

wookiewookie: you're a piece of crap always don't flatter yourself

jineul1994: I think you forgot just how important your cousin is

wookiewookie: come again ? 

whyamihere: ...

whyamihere: *inaudible sigh*

whyamihere: I knew I should never have started this


Poor seungwoo 

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contaminated
#1
SCREAMS
"don't carve a pentagon on the ground and summon Jineul we don't need him" tbh tho
"i hate him as much as you do"
lemme drop this here for dear jineul since he can't: "!!!"
yess taemin! i need to give him more chat time sighs
"brother's boyfriend's bestfriend" the complications of this family
"what I do with Jong is I coddle him and feed him pastries and lemon candy. And bring him out for sun. And yabber at him about the chores" WTF SUNGJONG OMG FDFGSJHB XDDDDD I CAN'T
"this leaves us with no choice" adds jineul "oh no" LOL
"I think you forgot just how important your cousin is" jineul please kms

sorry for not seeing this dgjdfhklfhgsdbsgd and btw I've been following your stories since mid last year I think???