nicknames  
— jangmi / let's just say caleb's mom was very, very superstitious and terrified about giving birth in a foreign country. when a quack fortune teller said that naming the baby jangmi nevertheless of gender would keep his or her safety, his mom went ahead and insisted on naming her son the korean word for rose. this was fine for the first few years when caleb grew up in england, but the name attracted nonstop bullying when he went back to korea, so he made his dad change it to hoon when he was ten. to his dismay, joon insists on calling him jangmi because it's the name he introduced himself when they first met.

"jang-jangmi ssi..."
"don't call me that."
"ah, sorry....jangmi-ah..."
"JOON THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"         

 — hoonie / truth is, caleb is a giant baby. a 186 cm tall baby, but a baby nevertheless. insensitive to others but sensitive when it comes to himself, his childish ways have evoked yooahn's fatherly side and the latter finds himself crooning hoonie-ah a lot more than he'd like. 

"caleb, what's wrong?"
"... "
"awwww, tell me what's wrong, hoonie-"
"you calling me that."
"aw, poor hoonie." 

— pain in the / used by none other than seonho, because caleb is annoying, and seonho is 10000% done with dealing with his .

"seonho...my sunshine....my love...."
"no, I am not going to take your ing coffee order, tell that to the intern."
"but...but seonho, I don't want to ask the intern to get me coffee :("
"I don't care. get out."

— dokgo / used by most at the monster inc. ( eg. baek, chanyeol, shiyoon ) because they're more comfortable using korean with him and find his surname very rare and much more interesting than plain old hoon. of course, some start calling him jangmi when they figure out his birth name.

"hey, dokgo."
"yes, suho?"
"public relations does not involve showing up to work hungover because you were apparently networking at a club last night."
"but-"

— cal, dok / generic nicknames used by those in his huge social circle.

 birthday  10/10 (age twenty-four)
 birthplace  westminster, london, uk.
 hometown  westminster, london, uk (age 0-9) ; haeundae-gu, busan, south korea (age 9-13); yeongdongpo-gu, seoul, south korea (age 13-now)

 faceclaim  park yury (@park_yury).
 alternative(s)  shin jaehyuk (@hyukiki), lee chulwoo (@lcdoubleu), jo woojae (@ophen28).

 height & weight  186cm & 67kg.
 bmi  19.2
 appearance  as if he jumped off the cover of the newest arena homme and walked into the officer of mosnter inc., caleb is very visually attractive and he knows it. he emanates youthful curiousity and confidence, a boyish, lopsided grin always hangong on his pale face as he saunters into the office space, leavig behind a trail of burberry touch for men. he usually gels his dyed reddish brown hair back at work, because it feels more formal and his fringe normally gets in his eyes and that stings. he knows that he looks very attractive and he likes maintaining his appearance well- he trims his brows every month, shaves every other week and spends his weekend holed up at the gym, enjoying the glances his broad shoulders and chisled eight pack garners. even when he's all covered up though, he still gets attention on the streets due to his perfect proportions. he used to have an ear piercing on his left ear - a drunk decision at age eighteen - but he hasn't worn earrings for so long the hole has closed up.
 style  suho quakes in his shoes every time caleb shows up at the office because damn, boy knows how to carry an outfit. it's not because caleb has a killer fashion sense or because he makes the boldest choices when it comes to garments, but because his debonair aura and figure make anything look great on him. he just dresses like every other typical south korean: oversized sweater, jeans, vans or a dress shirt, flannel jacket, jeans and vans... he's literally that type of guy with a boring hell fashion sense, but because he knows how to match colours and has an alarmingly large range of colours to choose from, he tends to look fashionable. he really isn't fashionable- he just... looks nice.

THE LADYKILLER IN LOVE
ESFP "THE ENTERTAINER"
GRYFFINPUFF CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
you got teeth like a wolf debonair, gregarious, gallant, influential, forthright, affectionate
coquettish, impulsive, psychocentric, self-conscious, talebearing, childish but you cry like a sheep

layout credits to nekomas.

 

caleb may be already twenty-four, but what he embodies is a young child with stars in his eyes and joy always bubbling in his heart, his lips always curling into a smile like he's let in on a secret. people look at him and wonder how the man? child? can always be so happy-go-lucky and cheerful. 

in truth, caleb holds himself highly and is confident to a fault. a playboy through and through, 

trivia　

• his catchphrase is probably "oh dear god, no."

• doesn't really swear, unless he's flustered (although hardly).

• stores instant coffee in his mini fridge, in which he padlocked it. it's not like anyone in the office dared to take his stuff, but he likes to be extra cautious.

• lowkey has a sweet tooth.

• if he's not working, he's most likely by his desk, while listening to sihyun talk.

• super competitive, don't @ him, he'll end you.

• absolutely hates it when people calls him out on his thin physique. USING WORDS LIKE GANGLY, FRAIL AND ADJECTIVES OF THE SORT PISSES HIM OFF.

• not the biggest fan of pda, both for him and other people. LIKE, HE CRINGES INTERNALLY.

• contrary to popular belief, he doesn't actually save his contacts by their names

• his contacts all have names like "big boss", "bigyoon", "masterchef chang", "fake_pcy" and "do not answer" (the last, of course, being wheein).

• also has wheein's contact ringtone to no by meghan trainor

• "you're not special just because your ringtone is different from the rest."

• while he's almost always peeved off, he hardly gets angry.

• he loves to sing in the shower, and uses his conditioner as his microphone even though he's not the best at it but does he care? no. the bathroom acoustics are too good for him to be self-conscious.

• nobody borrows pens from sunwoo because he tends to chew on them a lot.

• and if he's sick, he doesn't tell anyone and pretends that everything's fine.

• he's literally the best at claw machines, though he gives the PRIZES away.

• listens to a lot of 60s-early 2000s rock.

• his room is full of action figurines. sihyun came up one day and sunwoo refused to let him leave until he's sworn to secrecy.

• likes to think that he's a good wingman. debatable, though.
• IN HIS BAG, HE STASHES MINTS, LOZENGES, FOUR PORTABLE CHARGERS AND A PEN.
• PROBABLY STOPPED WEARING CONTACT LENSES BECAUSE HE GOT LAZY.
• HAS A SMALL SQUEAKY SNEEZE (CUE THE EMBARRASSMENT).
• ALSO MOVES AROUND IN HIS SLEEP A LOT.
• SUNWOO HAS STRETCH MARKS FROM GROWING TOO FAST.
• "OKAY, DOUBLE KNOTTING YOUR SHOELACES ISN'T A LOSER THING."

 background  childhood ups, mention family members here and home dynamics/environment! any kind of historical assets here!
 lifestyle  do they still live with their parents? are they renting? taken a loan to buy a home? explain what kind of people they are at home? anything outside of work tbh.

 "how were you hired?"  e.g. by connections, joonmyeon picked you up somewhere, one of the director's reccomendations (are they your friend? love interest? strangers who saw your talent?), through a job searching website? the whole q&a section can be answered via 1st (i, my) or 3rd (she, he) pov

 "how's the office life?"  explain how you work, what you do, confess your sins of folding paper origami and procrastinating all day. gossiping? hanging a tie over joonmyeon's door and get the whole office hyped? taking a five hour lunch break just because? getting stucc in the toilet? paper ball fights? sending prank mails to fellow colleague(s)? betting? hooking up? or are you a righteous person who actually do work? you may bluff lol.

 "on coffee runs, what do you get?"  a chocolate chip cream frap with cream and two pumps of caramel syrup- don't look at me like that, it's not a girly order. I just don't like caffeine...and caramel paired with chocolate is ing heaven.

 "tell me about your company dinners"  what do you usually do? finish your meal quietly? a tie around your head as you whip your head back and forth? grilling the meat for everyone like a mum? dying due to some kind of food allergies? slip next to joonmyeon to discuss a payrise? hook up? order more food because you're a hobo at home and there's nothing in the pantry? get out as quickly as possible because you were forced? going for second rounds at a karaoke place? witness dancing to red velvet songs? a drop dead drunk? you may want to include your alcohol tolerance here.
 
 "i heard that you're chummy with joon, can you tell me more about them?"  "...who?"

 comments  I scrolled to the bottom of yury's instagram for this app and my eyes are blessed. so if you were wondering how his hair looks at work, refer to the biggest picture; if you wanna see him with his fringe down, his ig provides answers. both gong myung and jung haein did shoots for marie claire and they both had pictures that fit the app's aesthetics and I!! am!! happy!! apps of my collabs are tagged in the pictures; it's really hard to type up the relationships in the boxes bc they're so small rip
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