Why do I have so many idiot friends good God

[X] – You like cheese. 
[] – You hate peanuts.
[X] – You agree that this quiz is random.
[X] – You have farted today.
[X] – You have choked on something.
[X] – You are a writer.
[] – You smoke
[X] – You like to swim. 
[] – You have farted more than once today.
[X] – You like ice cream. (Meh-ish, sometimes yes sometimes no)

TOTAL SO FAR = 7

[X] – You have lied more than 10 times.
[X] – You are an only child.
[] – You have more than 3 pets. (I wish)
[] – You prefer water to other drinks.
[] – You are an alcoholic.
[X] – You are under 20 years old. (yes yes fetus)
[] – You are over 25 years old. 
[] – You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[X] – You like jewelry. (again, meh-ish. It's like I like keeping jewelry cause it's pretty but I rarely wear it)
[] – Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 11

[] – You weigh more than 140 lbs. (Thankfully - no)
[X] – You like pirates (It's more of an interest than a liking bleh)
[X] – You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[X] – You take a prescription drug every day. (it's not a drug but it is a sort of medicine I guess)
[] – You have a job. 
[X] – You live with your parents.
[X] – You like to eat eggs. 
[] – You have a religion. (I study in a Catholic school that probably doesn't count - )
[] – You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 16

[] – You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[X] – You have eaten something odd before. (Meh Chinese food counts as weird to most people) 
[] – You are bad at math. (nah but I don't like it)
[] – You like electronics.
[X] – Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week. (Yes. Always) 
[X] – You cuss a lot.
[X] – You believe in aliens. (it's a thin line between doubt and belief and I'm not sure where exactly I'm at)
[X] – You play video games.
[] – You have low self-esteem. 
[] – You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 21

[X] – You like fire.
[] – You have fainted or passed out before. 
[] – You have a high school diploma.
[] – You live in America.
[X] – You use hand sanitizer a lot. (It's unfortunately required every time I go to my extra classes so I don't use it by my own will)
[X] – You consider yourself a nerd. 
[] – You have tried chewing tobacco.
[X] – You are a conspiracy theorist. (not exactly but I do try to make theories about different kinds of if I do have time meh)
[] – You sleep in the . 
[X] – You will tag people to do this. (unfortunately the people I want to tag has already done this so - )

TOTAL SO FAR = 26

[X] – You have imagined yourself being famous.
[X] – You own a stuffed animal. (a few actually)
[X] – You like watermelon.
[] – You live in Europe.
[] – You have a for something.
[X] – You fidget a lot.
[X] – You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[] – You won’t re-post this quiz.
[X] – You have your own personal computer and don’t share one.
[/] – You have a brother. (does having an idiot asshat hyung count)

TOTAL SO FAR = 33

[] – You can cook well.
[] – You like to party.
[] – You are a bad dancer.
[] – You are a professional dancer. (I like to but no)
[] – You have crossed paths with a black cat. 
[X] – You have a friend that you think is crazy. (I often get the honour of being viewed as crazy too)
[X] – You have under 10 good, close friends. (the ones that I really count as my friends - it's more of a I know people but I'm not close with them thing) 
[X] – You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[X] – You have run away from something.
[X] – You have watched the movie: “X Men 3” 

TOTAL SO FAR = 38

[] – You like to mix soft drinks together. 
[] – You have done an odd experiment.
[X] – People have stared at you oddly in public.
[] – Your grandmothers are still alive.
[] – You have a step-mom or dad.
[] – You hate to be tagged.
[] – You have been a member to dA for under 3 months. (the is dA - )
[] – You have a dA subscription.
[X] – Your hair is brown. (more like brownish-black)
[X] – You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 41

[X] – You have dressed up for Halloween.
[X] – You love cats.
[] – You got this survey from www.FunQuizNotes.com
[] – You have a quirky personality. (idk...?)
[] – You are a coffee addict. ( you I hate coffee)
[X] – You live near a body of water. (the sea counts yes it counts)
[X] – You have had a toothache.
[] – You currently need to go to the bathroom.
[] – You use the term: “Epic Fail”. 

GRAND TOTAL = 45

Add up your total score and post a status like this: “I’m a pincushion.”

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = e.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
►45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland (so close)
54 = A moose humping a guardrail. 
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = y as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty maniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton’s big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

Whelp I'm apparently a pincushion - but hey, it's better than yellow snow and a toilet seat (you know who you are)