TAEYOO IS A LIT BUT COMMITTED HOE (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
Byun Taeyoo
"why should i?"
personality traits :
amiable, assertive, valiant, opinionated, passionate, ingenious
egocentric, indolent, forthright
artistic, dexterous, partially-transparent
chaotic neutral(?), enfp without too much fluff, gryffindor(?)
description : byun taeyoo is a tough coconut to crack, but once you've done the deed, HER TRUE SELF POURS OUT LIKE A WATERFALL. LITERALLY. ON THE EXTERIOR, TAE COMES OUT AS SOMEONE WHO'S IMPERSONAL, INACTIVE AND DOESN'T REALLY WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR . THIS IS 100% CORRECT IF YOU'RE NOTHING BUT MERE STRANGERS/PLAIN ACQUAINTANCES. OF COURSE, SHE IS WELCOMING AND PROFESSIONAL AT WORK BUT SHE ONLY MAKES SMALL TALKS AND DOESN'T PROD INTO THE PATIENT'S LIFE AT ALL. SHE CAN ONLY STAND ON THE HIGHER GROUND AND LOOK DOWN UPON YOU BUT ONCE YOU'RE GOOD AS TWO PEAS IN A POD E.G. FRIENDS, SHE'LL BE A LOVELY, LITTLE LION. SOMEONE WHO TAKES ACTION, INFORMATIVE, IMAGINATIVE, AND COURAGEOUS WITH A BURNING HEART. SHE'S ALL A GOOD BESTIE UNTIL ONE BAD MOVE AND SHE MIGHT JUST BITE OFF YOUR HAND (WITH HER BLUNTNESS). otherwise, she'll be that friend who's got your back and won't be afraid to defend you with her life. AND FYI, BEING PARTIALLY-TRANSPARENT IS A TRAIT EXCLUSIVE FOR MISTER BYUN BAEKHYUN AND HIS DAILY DOSE OF DIABOLICAL TEASINGS.
BACKGROUND : nothing interest here. taeyoo was just another smart- nerd, who adored japanese animation and korean dramas a little bit too much for her sanity. she had miraculously skipped 2 grades during high school and ended up graduating at sixteen. well, it wasn't that much of a feat considering how intelligent she was. taetae didn't have any particular aspirations or destinations in life and hence, her parents suggested dentistry as she was quite skillful with her fingers.
LIFESTYLE : a pampered wife is a happy wife- taeyoo had declared as baekhyun raises a contemplating brow. "well i just hope that you'd do the laundry- at least." does this sum up their relationship yet? well, despite being a prodigy with the books and whatnot, taetae is a complete couch potato at home- or a bed potato- whichever she felt like during that day. on her day off, she would be hips glued to the sanctuary called home unless baekhyun drags her outside- which he does. they're neighbours with the cha household and perhaps is the main factor driving the two couple's friendship together. tae's shift starts at 8:00 sharp, so she readies herself unwillingly to get to clinic by waking up at 7:30 am and performing basic hygiene components before wandering into the kitchen where baekhyun's breakfast never manages to fail. she finishes work at 4 on normal days, 6 on bad days, and earlier on good days. it all depends on the clinic and the amount of patients for the day. when she arrives home, she would firstly take a shower and would then pick up the laundry- per baekhyun's request. grocery shopping is part of her tasks, so on days where the fridge is running on low, she would walk to the closest grocer to pick up some groceries. and then dinner is served- by baekhyun of course, and they would spend their time playing board games, reading, watching tv or going out.
SUPPORTING CHARACTERS :
— kang kyungji / taeyoo's father [architect] / a big ol' softie, carefree, humorous, easy-going, the dad joke cracker / growing up as daddy's little girl never aided tae in her development of being selfless. kyungji tries to give everything he could for his dearest diamond and would often joke around with her badly back at home. he was always proud of her no matter what she did but when she became the royally crowned dentist, his happiness level maxed out over the moon. aka the royal loser for his own daughter.
— kang haneul / taeyoo's mother [housewife] / the stricter one, hopelessly romance, clean freak, advice giver / moreso than taeyoo, her own mother had fallen in love with the idea of her daughter marrying the fine specimen named byun baekhyun. "oh my god tae, i didn't know you were capable of choosing some so- oh my, he's much better than that giant who was half-confused about his existance and the short one who looked like he would kill you off in a heartbeat!" she said, not slandering tae's exes at all.rip chanyeol and kyungsoo. haneul's role in the house is to stop too much dad jokes, impliment rules around the place and try to remodel's tae's personality into a less idle and more domesticated one. whenever she visits the byun's household, she would bug at taeyoo to do some housework and convince baekhyun that his wife would cook him something! and then she'll go off on a date with tae's husband to supermarkets, nearby shops or for a walk and comes home to ramyun awaiting their presence. when she slaps an irritated hand onto her daughter's back- all she got was: "mum! ouch that hurts! ramyun is food too- hey look how touched baekhyun's getting! he's never seen me cook it for him- nevertheless for myself!"
— do kyungsoo / ex-boyfriend now just good friends / reserved, collected, highly intelligent, if looks could kill / part of the chanbaek group, which is now chanbaeksoo and he's known them since high school. honestly, he had seen tae before chanyeol and always had a thing for her but his best friend ended up dating her first so he backed off. but after they broke up, kyungsoo chased after taeyoo with determination and ended up dating her for around 6 months on second year before breaking up after he saw how much baekhyun loved her- moreso than him. they broke off cleanly at the note that "when you're looking at me, i feel like you're not actually looking at me. i'm not an idiot tae, i know when my own girlfriend isn't in love with me" perhaps he still have some remaining feelings for her until today but do kyungsoo is a pandora box you should never try opening.
— park chanyeol / ex-boyfriend now just good friends / flamboyant, hyperactive, a dork, a ball of sunshine / tae's first boyfriend who was coincidentally baekhyun's best friend since diapers who picked her up in class "on a scale of one to ten: you're a 9 and i'm the one you need" he uttered with a wink. and then they decided to date for a week on a trial period before continuing. it was exactly 6 days, 13 hours, 6 minutes and 13 seconds when they broke up at the party, tae claiming that "you're too positive for me" and he said "no offence taken" before giving her one last embrace.
— kim jongdae / colleague, orthodontist in the same clinic / mischievous, open-minded, strong-willed, mature to some extent / part of the primary school duo with tae. somehow he brings out her childhood, dumb self into action whenever the two have some time into the clinic. met at the clinic and developed exciting friendships afterward.
— kim minseok / colleague, dental nurse and administrator / mature, head-strong, polite, proper / the buff slightly height impaired guy who literally has a side job of being a baby sitter for both jongdae and tae. met tae at the clinic, he's actually the part-owner with joonmyeon, aka the main owner who never shows up.
— byun shinyuk / baekhyun's father, aka father in law [bank manager] / benevolent, charming, considerate, dignified / the extremely kind in law that makes taeyoo feel at home whenever she visits baekhyun's house. treats her as if she's his own daughter. approved of her the first time she came around and has full trust in his own son.
— byun aeri / baekhyun's mother aka mother in law [yoga instructor] / frank, highly judgmental, slightly stand-offish, intuitive / the kind of mother in law who would press at the daughter in law with health related questions. "are you feeding baekhyun well? is he still consuming those ginseng tablets i sent you? are you keeping in shape- you should join my yoga classes" and then tae's like "uh not really" she should at least try to lie but in front of her in law but she's a bit apprehensive due to her fortune teller like ability of spotting lies. and then cue the judging stare and baekhyun stepping in like "mum we eat just fine, yes i've been having those tablet- and tae's busy at work, she works full time-" "did i ask you?" and then baekhyun groans "mum let's not go through this every single time you visit alright?" a grandchild enthusiast tbh. "are you guys making sure to not use a ? why are you not pregnant yet" and cue taeyoo running away without looking baCK, probably looking for one of her friends to vent out the fact that 'my in laws are constantly pressuring me for kids HOLLYYYYY MOLYYYYY'.
— kang haneul / taeyoo's mother [housewife] / the stricter one, hopelessly romance, clean freak, advice giver / moreso than taeyoo, her own mother had fallen in love with the idea of her daughter marrying the fine specimen named byun baekhyun. "oh my god tae, i didn't know you were capable of choosing some so- oh my, he's much better than that giant who was half-confused about his existance and the short one who looked like he would kill you off in a heartbeat!" she said, not slandering tae's exes at all.
— do kyungsoo / ex-boyfriend now just good friends / reserved, collected, highly intelligent, if looks could kill / part of the chanbaek group, which is now chanbaeksoo and he's known them since high school. honestly, he had seen tae before chanyeol and always had a thing for her but his best friend ended up dating her first so he backed off. but after they broke up, kyungsoo chased after taeyoo with determination and ended up dating her for around 6 months on second year before breaking up after he saw how much baekhyun loved her- moreso than him. they broke off cleanly at the note that "when you're looking at me, i feel like you're not actually looking at me. i'm not an idiot tae, i know when my own girlfriend isn't in love with me" perhaps he still have some remaining feelings for her until today but do kyungsoo is a pandora box you should never try opening.
— park chanyeol / ex-boyfriend now just good friends / flamboyant, hyperactive, a dork, a ball of sunshine / tae's first boyfriend who was coincidentally baekhyun's best friend since diapers who picked her up in class "on a scale of one to ten: you're a 9 and i'm the one you need" he uttered with a wink. and then they decided to date for a week on a trial period before continuing. it was exactly 6 days, 13 hours, 6 minutes and 13 seconds when they broke up at the party, tae claiming that "you're too positive for me" and he said "no offence taken" before giving her one last embrace.
— kim jongdae / colleague, orthodontist in the same clinic / mischievous, open-minded, strong-willed, mature to some extent / part of the primary school duo with tae. somehow he brings out her childhood, dumb self into action whenever the two have some time into the clinic. met at the clinic and developed exciting friendships afterward.
— kim minseok / colleague, dental nurse and administrator / mature, head-strong, polite, proper / the buff slightly height impaired guy who literally has a side job of being a baby sitter for both jongdae and tae. met tae at the clinic, he's actually the part-owner with joonmyeon, aka the main owner who never shows up.
— byun shinyuk / baekhyun's father, aka father in law [bank manager] / benevolent, charming, considerate, dignified / the extremely kind in law that makes taeyoo feel at home whenever she visits baekhyun's house. treats her as if she's his own daughter. approved of her the first time she came around and has full trust in his own son.
— byun aeri / baekhyun's mother aka mother in law [yoga instructor] / frank, highly judgmental, slightly stand-offish, intuitive / the kind of mother in law who would press at the daughter in law with health related questions. "are you feeding baekhyun well? is he still consuming those ginseng tablets i sent you? are you keeping in shape- you should join my yoga classes" and then tae's like "uh not really" she should at least try to lie but in front of her in law but she's a bit apprehensive due to her fortune teller like ability of spotting lies. and then cue the judging stare and baekhyun stepping in like "mum we eat just fine, yes i've been having those tablet- and tae's busy at work, she works full time-" "did i ask you?" and then baekhyun groans "mum let's not go through this every single time you visit alright?" a grandchild enthusiast tbh. "are you guys making sure to not use a ? why are you not pregnant yet" and cue taeyoo running away without looking baCK, probably looking for one of her friends to vent out the fact that 'my in laws are constantly pressuring me for kids HOLLYYYYY MOLYYYYY'.
— THE CHA-CHA HOUSEHOLD / ON THE DAY THAT THE BYUN FAM MOVED IN, THE CHA HOUSEHOLD WAS NOT IN SIGHT. THEY, IN FACT, DID NOT MEET AS NEIGHBOURS BUT AS AHJUMMAS SHOPPERS AT THE LOCAL SUPERMARKET. BAEK WAS MOVING THE BOXES AROUND AND POLITELY ASKED TAETAE TO GET SOME GROCERIES SO HE COULD SERVE DINNER. SHE WAS RELUCTANT AT FIRST BUT ENDED UP SUCCUMBING TO HIS PROMISE OF MAKING OREO CHEESECAKE- A DESSERT WHICH TAE ADORES FROM THE VERY DEPTH OF ALL HER VENTRICLES AND ATRIA HEART. SO SHE COMPLIED AND WENT OUT SHOPPING WITH A LIST. TURNS OUT, WHEN SHE GOT THERE, THAT THERE WAS A SUPERSALE FOR SOME OF THE meat products that baekhyun had desired. and in all her great interests the name of her husband, she had vowed to take several of the specials home. she had rushed, trolley in hand as she twisted the handle like a motorcycle before dashing into the center of the crime, a swarm of elder ladies alike were throwing their life, spirit and soul into this noble challenge. and so, with a heart set on fire, she had pierced her way through like moses and the parted red sea. and just as her eyes lands on the last batch of beef and chicken , another hand grabs both at the same time she did. "it's mine!" the other girl had chirped. it was no other than cha jiwon, dorky glasses and all. "excuse me but my hand is actually below yours" taeyoo had commented, slightly snarky. "so? you snooze you lose" jiwon winks before pulling the beef away and vanishing out of sight. she was beyond confused and most probably boiling but she kept her composure and headed to the cashier after finishing her list. she was casually taking out her rewards card when the spotted the same fluff ball. they made contact and tae put out her best face while jiwon smiled and waved. later that day, when tae returned home, she finds baekhyun outside chatting with another male of similar height. "oh hey tae, that looks heavy, let me help you" he aided her before turning and smiling. "this is cha eunwoo-ssi, our neighbour and his wife..." he looked around before continuing as a shadow came out from next door. "-cha jiwon-ssi". and that precise moment, both jiwon and taeyoo stops in their tracks, everything in slow motion as they pointed at each other in an identical manner. "beef!" "chicken~!" and that was how they met. afterwards, tae was apprehensive in becoming friends but they were neighbours and had connected pretty well despite the sneaky first impressions. and hence, they became great- best friends slash partner in crime. together, they get into trouble a lot do great things.
TRIVIAS :
— she does sketches in her free time. if she's content with it, it could turn into a scratchboard, a painting or a large scale drawing. she does sculpture but isn't fond of doing it at home due to the lack of proper equipment.
— works 5 days a week and has the weekends off. the clinic is an actual 5 minute car ride from home, so she'll purposely come just or barely on time (the first patient is at 8:30 but she has to come in at 8 to hold a meeting with other staff and debrief the day).
— during the days that baekhyun finishes work late, he would have either left food in the fridge for his dear wife, or comes home with homecooked- or storecooked(?) meal personally made from exordium's kitchen.
— likes to curl around baekhyun when sleeping, as if she has an appetite for his body heat.
— TAE IS NATURALLY THIN DUE TO HER METABOLISM WHILE BAEKHYUN'S BEEN THROUGH A TON OF SPORTS: HAPKIDO (QUALIFIED TEACHER), SOCCER, BASKETBALL, TAE KWON DO, KICK BOXING, SWIMMING, WEIGHT-LIFTING AND HE HE HITS THE GYM PRETTY OFTEN.
— the one time that she succumbed to her mother in law's demand of joining her yoga class is the day that she accidentally pulled one of the muscles in her lower limb. she had to take the day off afterwards and was rushed off to hospital where baekhyun came running, still in his chef uniform. he was flustered and extremely worried. when he approached his mother, panting heavily, all she said was "she'll be fine. just did a move way too advance for her fitness level obviously" before leaving him alone with tae who's tearing up. "i-i'm just going to sit on my bum and watch tv tomorrow" and all he could do was put out a loopsided smile. "yes, you go do that tae"
— the one time that she succumbed to her mother in law's demand of joining her yoga class is the day that she accidentally pulled one of the muscles in her lower limb. she had to take the day off afterwards and was rushed off to hospital where baekhyun came running, still in his chef uniform. he was flustered and extremely worried. when he approached his mother, panting heavily, all she said was "she'll be fine. just did a move way too advance for her fitness level obviously" before leaving him alone with tae who's tearing up. "i-i'm just going to sit on my bum and watch tv tomorrow" and all he could do was put out a loopsided smile. "yes, you go do that tae"
— is an actual foodie. loves spicy and sweet foods the most. also prefers salty food. the rest is mediocre but as long as it's her husband who cooks it for her she gobbles it up like a dog.
— most probably has a kink for baekhyun's devilish slash sadistic side and when he s- oh god when he s. it's dropping madness in here y'all. most probably a masochist.
— most probably has a kink for baekhyun's devilish slash sadistic side and when he s- oh god when he s. it's dropping madness in here y'all. most probably a masochist.
— still good friends with both her exes, aka rubbish boyfriend #1 and rubbish boyfriend #2- according to baekhyun. whenever they meet up it'll be like "aye my almost wife" from chanyeol and a smile from kyungsoo. and then baekhyun will get a bit too defensive "for your information chanyeol you only dated her for a week and didn't get past first base. and shut up kyungsoo" he says as the shorter male smirked, clearly kyungsoo had gone somewhere with tae, but both of them never talked about it. detective byun is still on this case until this very day.
BYUN BAEKHYUN
"would you do it for a kiss?"
personality traits :
eloquent, conscientious, congenial, dependable, impartial, debonair
sadistic, sarcastic, manipulative
athletic, virtuoso, introverted, discreet, nimble
true neutral(?), isfj, ravenclaw/slytherin(?)
description : byun baekhyun is nothing more than a spicy strawberry. he's extremely articulate and vivid with his words. charming, is a good summary. one of those "smooth talkers" who you'd find exceptionally congenial. as a dependable type, he is conscientious in both occupation and domestic needs. socially, he is a nutshell introvert and a discreet individual. in other words, he is more than qualified to entertain a crowd without a single hitch but prefers to be formal and spends miniature amounts of time with each acquaintance before hiking back to close friends and family for individualistic comforts. he is particularly impartial and has a tight grip on his own mouth. ASIDE FROM THE PROPER IMAGE, HE IS ALSO A MAN OF POWER AND MANIPULATION. WITH HIS 'DEVILISH demeanour', HE IS SURELY ABLE GET YOUR MIND IN A TWIST AND PLAY YOU TO THE BEAT OF HIS HEART.
BACKGROUND : just another wandering soul prior to meeting tae as he and chanyeol were perplexed af to what they should do for the future. chanyeol's quite filthy rich so money and time were of no difficulty for him but baekhyun's from a middle class family who struggled to pay for his college tuition. so he had to do something. and quick. at first he simply took a business degree with a molecular gastronomy side course as per university's request (they had expanding units). and then fell in love with the idea of cooking. he became noob to master pretty quickly. kyungsoo's dream was always to be a chef so both him and chanyeol ended up opening a restaurant called the exordium with baekhyun as their executive chef. honestly, kyungsoo was also of the same title but he acknowledged that byunbaek was just slightly better than him, and hence his choice.
LIFESTYLE : the real housewife in the byun's household. he cooks 3 out of 3 meals per day- unless they go out for breakfast/lunch/dinner. his work schedule differs from day to day. monday, tuesdays and thursdays are usually a ten o'clock start and an eight o'clock finish. wednesdays are his days as a pianist- he would compose, record, play in cafes/clubs/bars and practically take up on any job in relation to his beloved piano. fridays and saturdays goes from eight to two at the restaurant while sundays are his 100% day off. on weekdays, he would wake up at 6:30 and prepares both breakfast and lunch for taeyoo and himself. on mon, tue and thur, he would bid his wife goodbye with a kiss or a hug and cheers up her zombified early mornings state. afterwards, he'll head to the gym if he feels up to it (and most days, he is) for around an hour (or sometimes an extra half an hour) before taking a quick shower and heading to work. if he has spare time in between, he would be doing chores around the house. wednesdays are hella flexible due to his gigs (which are mostly around afternoon to midnight depending on where he's hired) while on fridays and saturdays, he would wake up at 6:00 am, cook as per usual and head off to work before or slightly after tae wakes up (around 7:30). sometimes he has time to say goodbye while other times he leaves sticky notes around for his wife to read with a smile: to my dearest wife, hope you enjoy the pasta for today's lunch and don't be late to work! love, byun baekhyun. since he finishes early, he would do housework, prepare dinner, hit the gym or hang out with his friends interchangeably.
FIRST MEETING :
▼ back in the good ol' university days, taeyoo had gotten into 'DMD' AKA DOCTOR OF DENTAL MEDICINE AKA DENTIST, HER FIRST CHOICE. and to some weird coincidence, dated baekhyun's good friend chanyeol for exactly a week. chanyeol, who didn't know what to do in life, had randomly enrolled into a foundational science course, which so happens to be taeyoo's class, for no apparent reason other than "it'll look good on my resume!" and so, baekhyun was introduced to his future wife, through his best friend, park chanyolk.
▼ and in all honesty, baekhyun wasn't specifically fond of taetae at all. she had an extremely stoic and 'cold' demeanor which chanyeol complimented. "that's part of her charm!" he had claimed, but baekhyun wasn't buying no bull. so he treated her the same way she treated everyone else- without respect.
▼ and then the cold war between baekhyun and taeyoo ensued. both of them heavily despised each other due to their 'personality' and how 'they behaved'- despite both of them being two sides of the same coin by now.
▼ and then party week aka the week after exams came and baekhyun had gotten drunk off his feet. he was lounging around the pool area when he spots taeyoo hanging out with chanyeol at the other side and was about to head over to where they were when he realised that he can't walk on water and melted like a blob into the pool. he could swim, of course he could- but with the amount of alcohol in his system and the paralysis of his lower limbs aka muscle cramps. just as he was seeing white dots in his distorted vision, he could hear a splash into the waters surrounding him and a familiar face with now messy hair and ruined attire. he vaguely remembers being pulled out of the pool before someone starts compressing his chest and he literally had his breath taken away before something soft comes into contact with his blueish, cold lips and he could finally breathe.
HISTORY :
▼ (continuation from the first meeting) after a great morning of hangover and unlimited buffet of headaches and nausea, baekhyun finally gets his dead to class. there, he meets chanyeol just in time for lunch (before his second class starts. he missed his first.) and the giant grins at him. "how did it feel like kissing my ex?" baekhyun was throughly puzzled by his question. "what the hell are you talking about" usually byunbaek was pretty well-mannered with his speech but due to the intensity of his hangover, he decided that being colloquial for once isn't so bad. chanyeol looks up from his meal with an unreadable gaze. "you know, you drowning in the pool, tae coming to your rescue and her performing cpr on you- like man you better be grateful for her. if she wasn't there no one would've been able to give you first aid because those stuff starts in second semester" chanyeol informed, scrolling through his phone to further humiliate baekhyun of last night's memories. baekhyun stares in shock as he sees taeyoo diving to give him a kiss- or with technicality- give him some air. "i'm- i'm really sorry for this chanyeol-" the giant waves his apology off, "i broke up with her last night, no worries". but to chanyeol's dismay, this only set baekhyun up for more regrets. "w-what? you broke up- chanyeol i know that it isn't pleasant to see your girlfriend kissing someone else but-" "i mean we only dated for fun anyways" chanyeol laughed, "you look like you got caught in an affair baek, hella funny" and then, all baekhyun could say was "oh"
▼ from then on, baekhyun felt extremely funny around shin taeyoo. well, not that these symptoms appeared out of nowhere- but they accelerated in progress. he felt his heart thumping at a pace he never knew it could and the way he spots her in the middle of the crowd felt abnormal. extremely. but he lets the feelings go and second year starts. apparently taeyoo had dated another person from their circle of friends- do kyungsoo. this time it wasn't for fun. and when he heard that, somehow baekhyun felt his heart drop.
▼ after 5 months and 15 days of taeyoo's relationship with kyungsoo- not that baekhyun had counted, he had enough of these stuffy feelings and had confronted the said female. cue the kabedon and y bedroom eyes. "deny it all you want, i know who you actually need" and then tae had kicked him where it counts before running away, extremely flushed.
▼ it was around half a month later that kyungsoo had literally beat him up and put him in a head lock slightly too long for his liking that he could barely breath for 'stealing his girl yo'. and then the little, aggravated one had given them their blessings before grumbling "in loser stealing his best friend's girlfriend" and then proceeds to give the hapkido specialist another kick. not that baekhyun couldn't take down his friend, it's just courtesy for 'stealing her heart' i guess.
WEDDING BELL :
▼ they had commence dating 1 month after tae's break up with kyungsoo and dated ever since. honestly, the girl was his catalyst for becoming a chef. "have you been eating well recently? you're always purchasing something" baekhyun queered, obviously concerned. tae showed two thumbs up, "ramyun" she simply stated, causing the male to head into a state of mental breakdown. and then he started testing out his cooking skills on her. "wow this is actually moderately edible, good job byunbaek"
▼ they've dated since tae was 18 years of age, chanyeol was actually horrofied to know that, months later, he was dating her as a minor. until today, chan the e joke still stands crystal clear. "i thought you were a legal motherer!" he exclaims, feeling unjust. kyungsoo snorts. it was the night of her 22nd birthday, just as the clock strikes twelve that baekhyun awoken her with kisses from her sleepover at his rented apartment that he gave her the most brilliant proposal. there were candles all over the room, brightly lit and the bed was full of various flowers. he'd pull out a bouquet of baby's breath (her favorite flowers) with a single red rose in the middle which had her engagement ring "if today is the last day that i'd live and if this moment is the last one i'll feel, then sharing it with you will be my greatest honour. kang taeyoo, will you do me the pleasure of spending the rest of my life with you?" and tae didn't know what came to her, but she had cried. "i-i'm so mad at you for waking me up at god knows what time but baek this is honestly so, so sweet like that tiramisu dessert you made last night- i mean today- or whenever it was-" and then she hears a low, husky chuckle and baek's arms around her. "i take it as a yes?" "it's a in hella yes you byuntae"
▼ a regal, blue and silver wedding was held a few months after the engagement at only the fanciest resort located next to the open, emerald sea. the invitations were mainly sent out to family, friends and some closer acquaintances. tae had worn a wedding dress like this while baekhyun chose this for his formal wear, courtesy of his wife's choice and kyungsoo's approval. chanyeol was the main host for the event, with kyungsoo popping in as the 'side host', something which he never agreed to. a surprise event was held where the room became pitch black and a spotlight suddenly shone onto baekhyun who was by a piano and played this and then this, because tae had started crying. there was wine served along with a sumptuous buffet organised by the staff of exordium. at one point, baekhyun had served a fire, cooking show with kyungsoo in his suit. in the end he had accidentally burned off parts of his formal blazer due to tae shouting "byun baekhyun you're one ing hot mess" out of the blue after 2 glass of wine, and had to wear this, courtesy of chanyeol who was now jacket-less.
▼ the course of the day went something like this: ceremony at a pristine chapel which faced the sea, reception at the beach and the final showdown at the hotel's grand ballroom. they had spent a night at the presidental suite before going off to their honeymoon around japan. they spent 2 weeks going from hokkaido, akita, tokyo and practically all around the country before coming home.
INTERACTIONS :
▼ at first glance, you would assume that taeyoo is in control. honestly, everyone does so brownie points to you for being part of the norm.
▼ at first glance, you would assume that taeyoo is in control. honestly, everyone does so brownie points to you for being part of the norm.
▼ byunbaek is legitimately a wolf in sheep's skin.
▼ their relationship is honestly a tug of war. taetae struggles to pull her load while baekhyun casually grasps the rope single-handedly (HE'S A TEASER, SHE'S THE TEASED).
▼ e.g. scenario a is set when taeyoo stubbornly refuses to do the laundry as per prior discussion.
"byuntae-ah why are you not doing the laundry?"
baekhyun stands in front of her as she struggles to continue watching television due to him -blocking her date with the idol group exo.
"i'm busy so why should i?"
she glared all too familiarly at him as baek laughs silently at her actions and tries to negotiate with his couch potato aka wife.
"would you do it for a kiss?"
this time,it was taeyoo's turn to laugh.
"honestly, get a better line"
she scoffed, pushing him away with her legs as she craned her neck further to continue observing exo's reality show. her husband doesn't bulge no matter how hard she kicked at his legs and by time, she grew exhausted and decided to rest her the surface of her feet against his thighs, creating a sort of reclining effect. baekhyun is by no means surprised. this was of a daily matter. he bends himself to meet her at eye-level and executes a sickly sweet smile.
"for your information, most of the laundry is yours. i don't know about you... but i surely wouldn't mind seeing you without any undergarments- or better, without anything at all"
and then he leaves with a sultry wink, leaving taeyoo face red in both embarrassment and perhaps,excitement(?).
"byuntae-ah why are you not doing the laundry?"
baekhyun stands in front of her as she struggles to continue watching television due to him -blocking her date with the idol group exo.
"i'm busy so why should i?"
she glared all too familiarly at him as baek laughs silently at her actions and tries to negotiate with his couch potato aka wife.
"would you do it for a kiss?"
this time,it was taeyoo's turn to laugh.
"honestly, get a better line"
she scoffed, pushing him away with her legs as she craned her neck further to continue observing exo's reality show. her husband doesn't bulge no matter how hard she kicked at his legs and by time, she grew exhausted and decided to rest her the surface of her feet against his thighs, creating a sort of reclining effect. baekhyun is by no means surprised. this was of a daily matter. he bends himself to meet her at eye-level and executes a sickly sweet smile.
"for your information, most of the laundry is yours. i don't know about you... but i surely wouldn't mind seeing you without any undergarments- or better, without anything at all"
and then he leaves with a sultry wink, leaving taeyoo face red in both embarrassment and perhaps,excitement(?).
RELATIONSHIP TRIVIAS :
△ "what's cookin' good lookin'" is something that taeyoo insints on calling her husband every single darn time he sets a foot into the kitchen, much to his dismay. whether he's there to grab a cup of water or to put on a bonanza fire show, if taeyoo's in the viscinity, that exact line will come out.
△ taeyoo is an avid avoider of saying things like... "i love you." she finds it extremely and completely cringeworthy and insists on leaving it until her death bed. and as per her requests, i shall reiteriate mrs byun's own words, "being the sly loser he is, he just needs incessant amounts of confirmation by words to acknowledge that i am mentally and physically attracted to him; which is just plain rubbish." now cue mr byun faking a heart attack. until this day, he still attempts to make her 'love him', despite having tied the knot.
△ both claim to be secret underground rappers. mr and mrs byun enjoy spontaneous trips to the local karaoke... even though they have the exact same machinery in the comforts of their own home. apparently going out can sometime 'hypen' to mood.
△ duality of drivers. tae's unexpectedly the fearful grandma driver while baekhyun's the teenager on drugs with the accuracy of a hawk. mrs byun is obviously scared of getting hit by cars and prefers taking her time. the type to stop at yellow lights and drive much less than the maximum capacity. baekhyun, on the other hand, rushes through stoplights but never gets caught; hits the sets speed but never goes over. when baek's driving and tae's accompanying, she's all like, "baek baek baek-- bAEKHYUN!! I'M GOING TO PUKE IN YOUR CAR- DRIVE SLOW- BREAK! BREAK! THE BREAKS BAEK!" SHE ALSO HAS SLIGHT MOTION SICKNESS.
"FIRST THINGS FIRST I'M THE REALEST. JUST KIDDING, LET'S GET TO THE REAL REAL MAIN POINT HERE. WHICH MEMES YOU FEEL AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION WITH AND WHY?" : "anything with cartoons is gold. and uh for no reason i guess? fiction is better than fact?"
"DOPE! NOW TELL ME, WHAT CAN YOU CONTRIBUTE AND TEACH TO THE FELLOW HOUSEWIFE SQUAD?" : "obviously i can't cook to save my own life but i can introduce you to my professionally qualified husband." pauses "on one condition. you're all
"NOW TELL ME ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND! HOW'S THE TWO OF YOU?" : "if we abide by the condition that whatever i said here, stays here, then i am able to speak more comfortably." interviewer agrees after taeyoo makes them sign a legal contract; stamp, signatures and all. "he's hot af." coughs into palm for superficial composure. "i mean he's a lovely lad and all. of course. i wouldn't marry him if he's any less- and also - i mean ually orientated to my taste. and uh, we're good. as long as you say nothing about what i've said i won't have hell awaiting back home. i mean hell as in y hell- i mean just give me a minute" runs out the door and never looks back.
"WHAT'S YOUR GREATEST UP IN YOUR HISTORY OF MARRIAGE?" : in the end, the interview crew had to drag her back. turns out she ran into jiwon's home claiming that she 'ed up hella bad'. coughs into palm to regain superficial composure x2. "where was i? oh yes, um this very moment shall be a up in my tiny- history of marriage. if my husband finds out- what do you mean i have to bring him in after this? do you know how much ego that thing has? if he knows i've been praising him without the needs of his teasings- then i'll be obligated to do this- oh what do you mean he's on his way-" tumbles over cables and camera pods "" as she trips and falls.
"WHAT'S YOUR GREATEST UP IN YOUR HISTORY OF MARRIAGE?" : in the end, the interview crew had to drag her back. turns out she ran into jiwon's home claiming that she 'ed up hella bad'. coughs into palm to regain superficial composure x2. "where was i? oh yes, um this very moment shall be a up in my tiny- history of marriage. if my husband finds out- what do you mean i have to bring him in after this? do you know how much ego that thing has? if he knows i've been praising him without the needs of his teasings- then i'll be obligated to do this- oh what do you mean he's on his way-" tumbles over cables and camera pods "" as she trips and falls.
"THAT'S IT! NOW GO TO YOUR HUSBAND AND ASK HIM TO DROP IN SOME MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES FOR US lit but committed hoez!" : baekhyun pops into the room with the crew's request and to taeyoo's dismay. "apparently i'm supposed to give some motivational talk of some sort?" "no go back to the kitchen" "ouch, ist" he would chuckle. "well, marriage is never an easy period in one's LIFE but if i have to leave all you ladies with one advise, it'd be that LOVE IS NOTHING BUT A FOREVER FRIENDSHIP and that it's okay to impose and lean on each other" he smiles, eyes never moving away from TAE'S cowering figure.
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COMMENTS : i hope you enjoyed the coconut named byun taeyoo and the spicy strawberry byun baekhyun! yehet! adios amigos!
p.s. their wedding date is undecided because i need to know when the story starts + then decide when to put the big day to keep it under 6 months :)
P.S.S. I FELT LIKE THERE WAS NO NEED TO ELABORATE THAT MUCH ON PERSONALITY BECAUSE I'VE WRITTEN A LOT ABOUT THEIR CHARACTERS AND THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD SAMPLE IT FROM THE SMALL ANECDOTES I SHARED INSTEAD C:
p.s.s.s. wow tumben ada org ind di aff :)
p.s. their wedding date is undecided because i need to know when the story starts + then decide when to put the big day to keep it under 6 months :)
P.S.S. I FELT LIKE THERE WAS NO NEED TO ELABORATE THAT MUCH ON PERSONALITY BECAUSE I'VE WRITTEN A LOT ABOUT THEIR CHARACTERS AND THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD SAMPLE IT FROM THE SMALL ANECDOTES I SHARED INSTEAD C:
p.s.s.s. wow tumben ada org ind di aff :)
SCENE SUGGESTIONS :
— one of the girls fainted and asks taeyoo to do something about it and she's heavily flustered. "i'm not a doctor! i'm a dentist!" on-going joke about this afterwards.
— making valentine's day chocolate/cake/sweets for own husbands when tae gives up before starting because "he'll probably laugh at it. honestly, how can i win over a chef when i don't even make one meal out of three?" in the end they convince her to make some anyway and turns out baekhyun was really touched by the gesture. "this is... really nice of you" he would say, almost speechless.
— making valentine's day chocolate/cake/sweets for own husbands when tae gives up before starting because "he'll probably laugh at it. honestly, how can i win over a chef when i don't even make one meal out of three?" in the end they convince her to make some anyway and turns out baekhyun was really touched by the gesture. "this is... really nice of you" he would say, almost speechless.
— baekhyun makes a trip to tae's workplace where he encounters her sword fighting using- cough- dental tools with her partner in crime kim jongdae while minseok gives both of them dissapproval shakes.
— girl's night out with some smexy tips on how to win over your husbando even in times of trouble with techniques.
— girl's night out with some smexy tips on how to win over your husbando even in times of trouble with techniques.
— playing spy with the other girls and do some crazy mission involving their husbands e.g. stalking your husband to work without him noticing you / play dead in the middle of / tying his shoelaces together without him noticing / call him using a foreign number and see how he reacts to a 'kidnapper' asking for ransom in exchange for his wife's life / dying your husband's hair a crazy colour while he's asleep / giving him salt water and when he reaches out to the nearest jug, it's also filled with salt water / making dumplings filled with 100% wasabi for the dearest husbando
— the husbands getting pranked by the wives altogether e.g. going on a spontaneous trip without informing them. and then pranking the ladies back e.g. all dead sick, pretend affair, etc
— GENDER SWAP DAY! HUSBANDS GO OUT FOR POLE DANCING CLASS AND GETS PAMPERED AT A SPA/HAIR SALOON- WHILE THE WIVES GO OUT AT THE BREAK OF DAWN TO FISH AND THEN DO WEIGHTLIFTING OR WATCH SOCCER TOGETHER (INSERT ANY OTHER 'MASCULINE' ACTIVITIES)
— SOULSWAP!AU EACH COUPLE BECOMES THE OTHER AND THEN THEY HAVE TO GO TO WORK LIKE THAT (LASTS FOR A WHOLE DAY). E.G. TAE BECOMES BAEK AND HAS TO GO TO EXORDIUM FOR WORK (MEETS HER EXES SLASH BOSSES)
— SOULSWAP!AU EACH COUPLE BECOMES THE OTHER AND THEN THEY HAVE TO GO TO WORK LIKE THAT (LASTS FOR A WHOLE DAY). E.G. TAE BECOMES BAEK AND HAS TO GO TO EXORDIUM FOR WORK (MEETS HER EXES SLASH BOSSES)
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