HEADDESK(s)! 。 :ㅤ office(r) shiyoon --> ಥ_ಥ

 
 
OFFICE(R)!
nickname 
director bae / what they call her upfront.          
the big / the whole office-- it's also a play on her name "shiyoon" shi as in (psst! behind her back).          
yoon / anyone close enough.          
baeshin / idk i call her dis--          
yoonatic / someone, maybe??
 
birthday 12/12 (#25)
birthplace daegu, s.korea
hometown daegu, s.korea
 
faceclaim ;)
alternative(s) ;D
 
height 161cm
weight 48kg
appearance n/a
style shiyoon is an avid devotee of trendy and in-style fashion items. she has a suitable amount of interest in the matter due to her degree and occupation. some examples are: one two three four five 
 
personality trait(s)
(✚) charismatic, passionate, perceptive, innovative
(✖) sarcastic, somewhat theatrical, egoistic, judgmental
(▲) eloquent, forthright, workaholic, idealistic
(▼) etc
elaboration shiyoon upholds professionalism no matter what during her work hours. by that, it means that she's hanging by a tearing thread at the mercy of the whole office's obnoxious antics. it had been the fifth time that month that she was locked inside her own conservatory, lock rapping against the socket as joonmyeon attempts to use his 'masculine' force to no avail. the damned door was stucked and from the outside, joonmyeon gulps down the trickling fear as shiyoon drags a sour thumb across her neck in one heck of a successful threat. "if you don't ing pull out a budget to get me a new door, consider yourself sold." to which joonmyeon grins sheepishly and offers an apologetic gaze, "maybe in a few months' time?" he then promptly finds himself kissing the ground at the mercy of baeshin's flying kick. (literally not much of an elaboration but hey--- better have one than none right? lol pls don't copy my kind of excuse to further develop my traits-- imma just use my mental images of shiyoon otl.)

🍵 in terms of work, you'll more than often find shiyoon being extremely frustrated with her own capabilities. the reason why she's such a workaholic to the point of camping at the office is because she's fearful of losing sight of her ideals. perhaps, it's due to her up bringing. 
🍵 client meetings are one of the places where shiyoon's abilities truly shine. she's extremely skillful in handling client and their endless questionnaires. nothing could ever show that she's externally wavering, not even hands trying to get a tad too personal to her. 
🍵 knowing one's boundaries and other's emotions and thoughts are one of the few things shiyoon prides herself in. despite her rather straightforward manner of speech, she knows what's just enough to tip you over without the other party feeling too offended by her remarks. 
🍵 her eyes. it says everything she wants to say in words. this bae is well known for  her sarcasm and those lingering, rather judgemental eyes. 
🍵 it has to go her way. call her selfish but bae shiyoon doesn't tolerate strays in her outcomes. her idealism dictates that things has to reach a certain finale for it to be 'just'. and believe me, she will do whatever it takes to make sure it goes favourably for herself. 
🍵 is there anything good about her? will anyone ever know? jks. she understands most people and their feelings. that's a lot. to act on that takes a lot of courage, but shiyoon takes the plunge at times. and once you're part of her 'idealistic world', she'll do whatever it takes to keep you trapped in there.
 
background shiyoon had always been an observant child. from the moment that the telltale signs emerged from the constant quarrel her parents shared, to the eerie atmosphere at the dining table, she somehow knew. a few months after the said symptoms, she was forced to chose between her mother or her father as they signed the respective divorce papers. she had ended up choosing her mother, shin yeseul, and they lived away from daegu and into the heart of seoul- where wounds heal up and in a few years, she was remarried. she felt out of place in her new home and after consulting joonmyeon, a considerably close friend, he had agreed to sell her a place in the new building kim&co invested in.
 
lifestyle taking a loan lol. honestly the luckiest girl alive because she's paying straight to joonmyeon himself and he's rich-- aka doesn't need money-- aka there's no interest in addition to the lowered apartment price. it was a win-win situation, shiyoon now has a home of her own-- and joonmyeon keeps a friend. after work, she would head to the showers right away and then would lounge around before deciding that it's best to make herself some dinner. nothing fancy. simple stuff like salad, soups, etc.
 
character quote(s)
🥑 "try to scan me again and i'll break every bone you have. including ones that have fused."          
🥑 "printing fifty pages of spongebob through my personal printer is just too hilarious. now get the here and recycle it."          
🥑 "i'm sorry, i don't have a phone." /while holding onto her phone.          
🥑 "you look pathetic joonmyeon." x100
🥑 "this tea is stale." glances up. "just like your work ethics."
🥑 "you have two minutes to explain yourself. talk."
🥑 "baekh--" #ignored
🥑 "you better confess before i deduct your yearly salary off your pay."
🥑 "okay." pinches her nose bridge. "who told joonmyeon it was okay to have some s'mores."
🥑 ranting to chanyeol. "why doesn't he like me? which part of me is undesirable?" chanyeol eyes between her and a frowning joonmyeon, lost in thought. "he just doesn't know you well enough." chanyeol rubs her back gently. then, joonmyeon lights up and swings a pointing finger around, "aha! i know! you're too violent for a wom--" and the of a ceo is down.
🥑 to a design staff "that looks stunning. if your future works are consistently of this level, i'll make sure both joonmyeon and the finance department know about it." 
🥑 joonmyeon actually working. "who are you and what did you do to kim joonmyeon"
 
trivia(s)     
🌱 green tea enthusiast-- despite despising the colour itself lol (but the taste makes up for it-- she says.)
🌱 can't drive to save her own life (ironically, she would probs end her life sooner than later thanks to her best man-- the wheels)          
🌱 finds it hard to keep up her superior act esp in front of joonmyeon because her death cells just wanna shove him off the windows-- not rlly (jks)          
🌱 literally immune to alcohol          
🌱 marriage was never part of her life prognosis- until a certain ball of sunshine (more like a cheesy moon) (one heck of an uncharacteristically cheesy moon)          
🌱 allergic to children          
🌱 interested in knitting but doesn't want to admit due to the harassment of MI's knitting club aka president joons, vice pres chan and some other coconut blockheads (psst, the knitting club is a male only club, an after work activity served on top of toast by joonmyeon truly. even has a lame 'field trip' schedule to the local knits supplier)          
🌱 eye rolling, scoffing and obsessively staring are only the norms for bae shiyoon.          
🌱 she can't transport to save her life. barely got a licence (but she was too afraid to die young and hence, rarely sat behind the driver's wheel). doesn't know how to ride a bike and misses her buses or trains when using public transport. in the end, the only solution was bribing joonmyeon to pick her up. whoever will do, actually.          
🌱 very strict in terms of work. you made a mistake? aha yeah, save yourself.          
🌱 despises guys who tries to make cheap passes at her. wolf whistling or greasy winks makes her nauseous. literally.          
🌱 gives her 200% at work and -0.5% at home. her house is literally a wreck like how can she even forge a path at home when the floor is litered with various means?          
🌱 in her spare time at the office, when there's literally nothing to do, she'll be creating cartoons or manga-ish artworks. is not really ashamed of it (aside from some BL she created out of pure boredom).          
🌱 uses chanyeol, another director, to do her 'dirty' work. aka coffee runs, driving her home (if joonmyeon can't), makes him meet clients who bother too much (aka tries to make passes and a bit too much physical contact), etc.          
🌱 best friends with joonmyeon since high school (same class for three years straight) and met chanyeol at uni (introduced by joonmyeon).          
🌱 does a hideous job in tying her own hair (coordination: ERROR).          
🌱 a semi-germophobe          
🌱 a deep sleeper          
🌱 an overachiever (especially because she pulls all nighters to finish certain projects) + 101% perfectionist (probs ocd).          
🌱 likes to roast joonmyeon for a living while still getting paid (jokes, she works like a hamster on a wheel).          
🌱 eats dessert with chopsticks  
🌱 hunts down matcha dessert shops because she's soft for said cuisine and loves a lot of japanese sweets (because they're not too sweet). she doesn't quite agree with the taste of a lot of western ones.
🌱 is actually friends with a lot of the monster inc workers due to the fact that she makes such a deep impression on them. some are scared ; others are much braver. (get a bit too close, and she might bark or bite.) (unless you're byun baekhyun.)        
🌱 tba
 
CONTRACT
comments anything you want to say to me? diss me yes i hate u from: yourself
scene suggestions — all the crack fics, gintama scenes, simpsons, saiki kusuo... my life lol
 
password did you read over the cheats page religiously? shiyoon: lol no
 
HEAD
DESK(S)!
HEAD
DESK(S)!
office romance?
false advertising.
+
BUSINESS PRO
DIRECTOR
DESIGN
Q&A
Q&A
 
how were you hired?
originally a kim&co worker (thanks to joonmyeon's hefty reccomendations), shiyoon had been deemed in charge of joonmyeon's liability as a leader by his very own grandfather. she's extremely well-versed with the said male's family members and have been egged to wed him since she was nineteen. aka, her acceptance into monster inc stemmed from its very existence.
 
how's the office life?
between babysitting joonmyeon's sorry and upholding her duties as the head of design, shiyoon is often pinched in between. lazy mornings would consist in slapping the doors of joonmyeon's car, worth of gold, hard, before listening to his petty rambles about the most miniascule aspects of life. most of the time, she would be asleep during the duration of the ride. upon arrival, she heads straight to her desk without batting her good ol' friend sir kim hoe a goodbye. joonmyeon would always, i mean always, raise a hand in a pathetic attempt to wave whilst shiyoon's practically bolted out of his sight. mornings used to come with a bland taste of green tea but these days, shiyoon often finds herself indulging in a steaming cup of mocha latte whilst busying herself through the entirety of the morning debrief slash meeting. after all, it was no secret that she had the hots for the new team leader under her (especially not when she declared her undying love every chance she's got). "the office?" she paused, typing coming to a halt as her eyes swerved to a certain desk ahead of her tinted glass of an office, "it's... good." her retort came with a passive turnt corners of her lips.
 
on coffee runs, what do you get?
"i like to brew my own cup of authentic green tea." before the cogs inside her mind turned to a whole new level of interconnectedness, "wait, i'm overdosing myself on mocha lattes these days-- yeah that."
 
tell me about your company dinners.
 "watching a bunch of asses dancing to girlgroup songs at two am in the morning is the number one reason i'd like to cross off joonmyeon from my hit list."
 
i heard that you're chummy with [insert love interest's name], can you tell me more about them?
 breathes, "yes. baekhyun's truly a work of art in the aspect that he's one indisputably fine specimen." joonmyeon in the background-- 'are you using a pu-' "fUC OFF LOSER"
 
MONSTAGRAM
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bae shiyoon
matcha matters.
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up!
BYUN BAEKHYUN
nickname baekyun, baek, team leader byun 
birthday 06/05 (#24)
faceclaim byun baekhyun
alternative(s) ;)
 
height 179 cm
weight 64kg
style baekhyun is a profound believer of professionality, and hence, work attires-- are essentially his cover letters in meetings and profession alike. one two three four five six
 
character quotes
🌰 "look, miss bae shiyoon, i have no interest in dating you. i'm just not into your kind."
🌰 "excuse me, why are we having our coffee break in the female toilets?"
🌰 "pardon me." 
🌰 "kihyun, where are the advertising company's files?"
🌰 "a company dinner? is that a compulsory event?"  
🌰 "...am i interrupting something?"
🌰 "no."
🌰 "are you questioning me as my supervisor or as bae shiyoon?"
 
department design
position team leader
 
personality frank, courteous, solicitious, rational, adaptable, proficient, cultured, incisive, confidential, enigmatic,  impassive, placid
 
interaction(s)
☕ the type of person who limits the progression of his relationships with others. often inscrutable and is conservative with his approach.
☕ is extremely mannerly and and indifferent, as if he's drawn a line in between with a permanent marker.
☕ valiant in the manner that he is able to voice out his opinion or comment in any kind of situation.
☕ even if he does always seem a bit too proper, byun baekhyun does possess feelings at a humae level. he often likes to be discreet with the approach of his compassionate intentions and it does show when he takes a liking into an individual. 
 
trivia(s)
🍂 instagram account: byunbaek
🍂 partly insomniac. especially when he's under a lot of pressure or stress.
🍂 memory capacity so great it's almost photogenic. tends to recite random facts or lines he remembers on top of his head. great at client relationships but decides to do design due to the amount of lunches and dinners he had to attend to previously as a sales person.
🍂 only recently employed into monster inc. previously, he had worked with big names e.g. tommy hilfiger, ralph lauren. no one knows his exact reason for transferring, except for joonmyeon (who won't sell the tea as if his life depended on it-- believe me; shiyoon tried.)
🍂 smiles sickly sweet when he's ultra pissed off.  
🍂 tends to bite his own tongue when concentrating.
🍂 carries a vanilla scented lipbalm in his pocket.
🍂 only participate in bets he knows he'll win (and that's like 99.9% of the time) (byunbaek be  raining $$$)
🍂 hides his emotions well-- aka speaks in the same tone when happy, sad, mad, smad,,,
🍂 human calculator
🍂 solves the most complicated puzzles/rubix cubes in under a minute. has a standard 3x3 cube sitting on his desk at the office.
🍂 doesn't agree with injustice and oh, you believe it when you see it, but his words do become more
COL
LEA
GUE
KIM JOOMYEON
nickname joonmyeon, loser, joonmoney, dip, twerp,  , the hoe, ,,
 
character quotes
— 'hey dip' to which joonmyeon responds: "that's not very nice"
— "shiyoon i can't drive you home if you're going to pull another all nighter" 'you don't need to because i'll be staying here all night, loser.'  
— "i'm dissapointed in you"  
— "mum wants to see you... again."
— "shiyoon i can't find my glasses!" to which the poor girl groans and scrubs her palm against her own facial complexion, 'you're wearing it '
— "yeah that's fine... uhm" [staff rolls their eyes and tells him their name] (jks on them, joons still got it wrong the next time they meet.)
 
personality gullible, active (in all sorts of ways), contemplative, insouciant, liberal, tractable, spontaneous, absent-minded 
 
interaction(s)
— the type of boss who goes "sure, why not?" at whatever you propose.  
— can be indecisive at times but spontaneous at others.
— is extremely open about anything and you could probably consult about murder and he'll be tight-lipped-- until someone beats it out of him.
 
trivia(s)
— instagram account: $uh0rang
— showers with classical music in the background.
— likes his steak rare.
— owns a horse named francis the greatest XI (fyi he was twelve when he named the said stallion).
— can only sleep on silk. other materials are deemed unholy by his very own mechanoreceptors.
— habitual twitches of the left eye when angered.
— makes jokes that no one appreciates tbh. would laugh and slap something at the courtesy of his very own humour.
— wears fake glasses to work sometimes. always get cat-called by shiyoon about how lame and unattractive he currently is.
— a legit technophobe. "how do i turn on this macbook pro i just bought? there's like, no on button." cue shiyoon's loud booms. 'the ing black button on the top right hand side you aged cucumber! read the goddamn manual!'
— the type of who takes pictures in the gym, without clothes, flexing.
— mistakes people for others-- especially if he hasn't known them for 5+ years
— is religious and has a bible in his office for show.
— literally will cry if someone says that they hate him.
PARK CHANYEOL
nickname chanyeol, wangja-nim/ouji-sama (prince),  mister smooth talk, god,,,
 
character quotes
— "hands off the keyboard guys" and then, an enchanting smile. "it's time to refuel"
— "joonmyeon you shouldn't bully shiyoon too much" [cue kjm squeaking that he's being bullied instead] 
— "i don't think it'll be wise of you to do that..."
— "[softly] hey (intern#1), when you have time, is it possible for you to review this and change a few bits and pieces?"
— "are you okay?" "is everything fine?" "did anything happen?"
— (when someone asks him to help them with something) "what do you need help with?" #smilesobright #itblinds
 
personality optimist, articulate100, allocentric, amiable, benevolent, companionly, conciliatory, persuasive, discreet, cautious
 
interaction(s)
— titled as monster inc's (M.I's) prince. literally adored and respected by every staff in the company-- except for shiyoon (she's very neutral about him).
— good-natured and understanding in every circumstance. the way he moves his tongue (in a speaking perspective) gets everyone convinced that the world is one hella great place.
— girls would basfully wave a hand while guys bow with a smile gracing their face.
 
trivia(s)
— instagram account: real_pcy
— literally cannot say no.
— ambidextrous
— a closet world class gamer. level so high he earns an income through gaming.
— tends to cough (or choke) when he's lying.
— allergic to cats but actually likes petting them. spends his time caressing random felines while turning an itchy red.
— a ladies' man
— no matter what anybody says, chanyeol deeply cares about each and every employee working at monster inc. he's a natural people pleasure at heart and will go out of his way to help others. 
— always talks in a soothing, gentle manner (no matter who he's talking to).
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