Comparing my height to...idols

Okay so I dug up hyung and Satan appa's blogs and I found the I compared my height to blah blah blah 

so I thought why not ing do it 

First up this is VIXX

and yes I know their names are really extra but I'm a starlight so (that's not a reason btw I'm just making up) 

in case you get confused, here's a translation 

Chabooty = N 

Lioness (I might've spelt this wrong my English is ) = Leo

Lee Extra = Ken 

Wonshikkie = Ravi 

Bean = Hongbin 

Han evil maknae = Hyuk 

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But then I realised 

What even was the point of this of course this will happen VIXX are giants them - 

(it was supposed to be moi but the website was stupid) 

So I decided to try with A.C.E 

Again, translation is required so here

Jun = Jun

Hun = Donghun

Yoon = Wow (Seyoon) 

Jason = Jason

Chan = Chan

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Aight this seems a bit more acceptable but I'm just so short so this is pretty much laughable 

And finally here comes B.A.P 

Translation: 

Guk = Yongguk 

Chan = Himchan 

Hyun = Daehyun 

Fluffball ( do not fight me over this I'll kill you) = Youngjae 

Jonguppie = Jongup 

Evil maknae #2 = Zelo 

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Whelp I did another one 

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Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU ADORABLE UNICORN 

Moral of the story: 

Don't compare your height with male idols who are ing tall because you'll make a laughing stock of yourself 

Truthfully I never realised just how short I am until I see this 

and 

oh I'm screwed

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KunoichiHakira666
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I usually make this face: (-____-") when I compare my height to idols, Western actors, and anime characters. I have nothing against shorter guys (in fact, I think it may just be a subconscious kink), but it's kinda hard to write a protective/overly aggressive scene about a couple where the girl is taller and the guy's face is practically height lol.