Stages of fangirling

Because I'm a rabid fangirl, and I fangirl a lot. A lot lot. Did I mention a lot? 



1. The Beginning with a Capital B

This is when It Happens.

You know.

It.

The Thing.

The Notification.

The little ring on your phone which means that your favourite band/group/singer/idol/soulmate/person/god HAS NEW INFORMATION / MUSIC / WHATEVER WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT JUST HAPPENEDDDDD 

 

 

2. System malfunction

You don't know how to react.

Do you call 911?

Do you curl up and die? 

Do you call an ambulance because you feel an INSTANTANEOUS ANEURHYSM OCCURING AND YOUR LIFE IS CRUMBLING HALLPPPP???

 

 

3. Scream mode: ON

So. You survived.

But now that you have processed what is happening, the 'fangirl' button in your brain goes to 'Warning: Fatal Danger' zone and yOU'RE ON HYPER MODE START FANGRILRING NOW AGH AGH AGHHHJHHHJJSJF SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM YOU NEED TO LET OUT YOUR JOY / DELIGHT / EMOTIONS / YOURSELF AND EXPRESS IT AS LOUD AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN

 

 

4. Tears. A lot of tears.

No explanation needed.

(Except maybe more tears.)

 

 

5. Replay

Your finger is glued to that repeat / replay / I-need-to-see-that-one-more-time button.

For an entire day.

Or week.

Or, you know, forever.

 

 

6. Repeat.

Repeat above mentioned procedure every single time whatever object worthy of your affection does something deservant of your love.

Every.

Single.

Time.


So, did I miss anything? This is what I do, lol. Not set in stone obviously, but I just wanted to do a post like this bc why the hell NOT? It was fun ^_^ 

 

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