「the matchmaker 」♡ booremi needs help!

 
boo remi
( booyouwhore / joon / 4 out of 5 / イッカク。 )
the basics
( full name ) : boo, remi
( nicknames ) : 
• radiant remi   / a playful nickname which stuck to remi after a particular activity in her first year english class. Her class was tasked to add an adjective in front of their names to learn more about adjectives and their meanings and remi chose "radiant". She even had a cute arm movement to match this nickname. She finds it annoying and would jokingly smack whoever calls her this, though she uses it as her signature aegyo move. / close friends when teasing her

• bear   / used in an affectionate way since she looks like a cuddly squishy bear especially when she does aegyo. remi finds it really cringe-worthy and embarrassing. / her parents

• r(emo) aka angstmi  / remi gets upset easily and when she does, she tends to distance herself away from her friends and spend a lot of time alone, ignoring everything around her. / schoolmates, classmates, friends

", don't disturb remi now, she's in remo mode."  
"god, i accidently bumped into angstmi sunbae while turning the corner just now, she's so scary ;  ;"

 
( dob / age ) : 10 • 04 • 1998 (18)
 
( birthplace ) : Bucheon, gyeonggi province, south korea
( hometown ) : bucheon, gyeonggi province, south korea
( ethnicity ) : bearean korean
( languages ) : 
• korean / native / fluent
• english / english lessons in school, though she isn't the best at it and has a heavy accent. / basic
 
 
( height ) : 160cm
( weight ) : 49kg
( appearance ) : REmi sports a pair of monolids which she rocks eventhough they're against typical korean beauty standards. her naturally straight black hair is often let loose since she hardly has hair ties around after losing most of them. she often rocks a bold lip and eyeliner out as she likes the way the makeup looks in contrast to her snowy white skin.
the face
( fc ) : rv's seulgi
( backup fc ) : clc's seungyeon
( style ) : remi has a rather chic elegant sense of style. there's always an air of femininity surrounding her despite the fact that she hardly wears what people stereotypically label as girly. She dresses maturely and mostly modestly, and tends to have a liking for darker shades and cream colors. Blazers, pants, collared shirts and heels are her forte and she always looks dressed up. ( the reason why she takes an hour on average to get ready before she leaves the house. ) When she dresses casually however, she loves jeans, paired with statement jackets. Leather jackets paired with chokers are her favourite. 

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( extra? ) : remi's parents often nag her to dress her age, however, remi just whines about how she just really likes fashion and wants to leave good first impressions. but really, remi just wants to reassure herself, and others that she's a confident, matured young lady who can think for herself and be independent just like how her dressing seems to imply.  
the deep end
"here's a bridge, now get over it, here's a straw, now it up, here's a full cup, now shut the full cup."
( persona ) : the boyphobic
( personality traits ) :
positive - curious, bold, sentimental, persistent
negative - sensitive, clingy, prideful, old-fashioned
 
( elaboration ) :
curious - just like a lil' smol child, remi always seems to have this spark in her eyes which others her age lost a while ago. she tends to have this urge to want to find out more about everyone and everything around her just like a child. however, now that she's older and constantly bugging her parents with random questions is no longer socially acceptable, Google and siri are her best friends. this trait often causes her some trouble as others may misunderstand her intentions as one of a busybody's, but really, remi is just genuinely curious, she can't help the urge of asking questions though it sometimes put people in awkward situations. this trait works in her advantage however, as teachers tend to favour her since she participates so actively in class by asking a wide range of questions. (whether intelligent and insightful or just plain hilarious and entertaining)  

bold - one for spontaneous activities, remi comes off as a rather confident gal. She ain't afraid to stand up to figures of authority if misunderstood and isn't afraid to try new things. she's that friend everyone loves as a classmate, since she's not afraid to stand up to unreasonable teachers who are just plain bullies. If she ever decided one day that she wanted to go bungee jumping with a group of friends, she'd be first in line and would jump without hesitation (though she'll probably regret it later because she'll only realise mid-jump what a potentially dangerous situation she's in. too late, oops.)  this causes her to be rather reckless at times, but remi is sensible enough not to do something too dumb stuff unless blinded by emotions.
 
sentimental - just like a grandma, remi seems to really like reminscising the past and talking about how much times have changed. she really treasures the little things in life, from the fact that she is blessed enough to still be alive and breathing, to the fact that she has a group of friends who love and care for her, remi is eternally grateful. in fact, if you'd ever given a card or a heartfelt letter to remi, it'd either be pasted somewhere on the wall in her room, or under her bed in her shoebox of memories. her parents sometimes about this by calling her a 'hibernating bear storing her food away for the winter'. but really, remi is just really thankful for everything as this is her way of staying positive. basically, remi just really appreciates the company of her friends and loved ones, though she isn't one to show it off with skinship or through words. though she's known to write the cutest most heartfelt thank you letters and constantly reminds herself to be the best friend she can be by being really helpful and being there for them. 

persistent - some might call her stubborn, but remi's actually pretty loyal and purposeful if you look at it in a positive light. she's one to stick to her word. told her your deepest darkest secret? even if someone bothered her to leak your secret, she'd normally slap you, ask you politely to mind your own damn business. she's mature enough to know how to respect everyones privacy and would not hesitate to tell you off and refuse you more than once. when she's passionate about something, she wouldn't let it go even if you tried. Failed a test? that wouldn't discourage remi, i mean, to her, 'grades are just a number' she wouldn't give up. 

sensitive - be careful what you say around remi, she may not really show it, but she really cares about what her friends think about her. thus, just a little insensitive careless action on her friends part can make remi emo for days. she tends to get upset easily to the point where it makes her appear childish and petty. she's quite the tantrum thrower, especially when things don't go as well as she planned. 

clingy - one thing about being someone who's sentimental is that you tend to hold onto the past, making it hard to accept the current situation and move on. remi always tries her best to think positive of everyone, and others may exploit this trait as she would just overlook the action and worry about it by herself (thus activating remo) remi's good nature has been exploited several times as she tends to stick to friends she's had good memories with, and even if they don't seem to treat her the best, she still clings to them, somehow making her seem almost desperate since she can't let go and accept the fact that her friend is no longer the same good natured one she befriended. 

prideful - confident remi, bold remi, brave remi, prideful remi. This girl somehow holds herself to such high regards that she appears to be an at times. remi has a hardtime saying sorry. she just finds it hard to swallow her pride and put herself in such a vulnerable situation. instead, remi is the type who counts on her friends abilities to get over things quickly so she doesn't have to apologise.this is one of remi's greatest flaw and she has lost quite a number of friends over it. remi just can't get herself to apologise and this really frustrates her friends at times. i mean, sure if remi accidently trips you in the hallway, she'd apologise, but when it comes to social situations where others would just apologise to end the drama, remi would refuse to apologise unless totally neccesary and she is obviously in the wrong. if she insists that she is not wrong in the situation, remi will never in a million years apologise. 

old-fashioned - remi has some pretty old-fashion ideals. here are some things remi still believes in: 
1 ) asking someone out is that guys job. (she grew up with this expectation because really, remi has n o experience with guys and relationships ) 
2 ) sleeping with a spinning fan in an enclosed room will kill you (old korean superstition) 
3 ) shaking your legs will ward off good luck and wealth (remi will literally reach down to stop you from shaking your legs if she sees you doing so) 
4 ) never write anyone's names in red ink or that person will die soon (remi watched death note the anime as a child korean superstition) 
 
( background ) : boo remi was born into a typical korean familiy in bucheon, south korea. remi had a happy and uneventful childhood as far as she could remember. little remi was apparently a rather obedient child. she attended bucheon girl's elementary and middle school since they had a joint campus. being in an all girl school meant that there was a bound to have drama constantly plaguing every clique she joint, but remi didn't really let those things affect her. all she cared about was what her small group of 3 friends thought of her. she understood that she should just enjoy her life and find fun in everything she does since all she was concerned with was making great memories with her friends which she can look back upon and be proud of in the future.
to remi, being in a girl school didn't make much of a difference to her, i mean, she was too young to care about boys, but she couldn't help it, a little part of her was worrying about the possibility of never meeting a boy and ending up alone. BEING IN A GIRL SCHOOL WAS GREAT AND ALL, SHE GOT TO CHANGE OPENLY IN CLASS, AND DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BOYS BEING BULLIES LIKE WHAT SHE'S SEEN IN MOVIES, BUT WHAT THESE MOVIES ALSO BEEN TELLING HER, IS THAT ONE DAY, EVERY GIRL IS GOING TO FIND A PRINCE CHARMING WHO'S GOING TO MAKE HER LIFE A FAIRYTALE AND REMI COULDN'T HELP BUT WORRY THAT AT THE RATE SHE'S GOING, SHE'D FOREVER REMAIN MALE FRIEND-LESS, AND IF SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MALE FRIENDS, HOW COULD SHE FIND HER PRINCE CHARMING?  ALSO, LITTLE REMI MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE developed A MINI-PHOBIA towards BOYS, SHE SOMEHOW FOUND THEM SCARY. REMI CONSIDERED HERSELF ONE OF THE MORE SOCIAL TYPES, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT BOYS JUST MADE HER... ASDFGHJKL. 
THUS, WHEN REMI ENTERED HIGH SCHOOL, SHE WAS AT A LOST. HER 3 CLOSEST FRIENDS FROM MIDDLE AND ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WENT TO DIFFERENT HIGH SCHOOLS AND SHE WAS left ALONE TO MAKE FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOOl. WHAT MORE, THERE WERE BOYS THERE! REMI WAS A MESS. BEING THE SOCIAL BUTTERFLY SHE IS, SHE EASILY MADE FRIENDS WITH most of the girls, BUT SOMEHOW SHE SHUNNED AWAY FROM THE BOYS, EITHER BLUSHING LIKE A FOOL WHENEVER ANY OF THEM TALKED TO HER, OR MAKING EXCUSES FOR HER OTHER FRIENDS TO REPLY HIM INSTEAD. REMI REALLY NEEDS HELP, AND WHEN SHE HEARD OF JOORI'S WEIRD MATCHMAKER SERVICES, SHE MADE THE DECISION TO PLUCK UP HER COURAGE AND APPROACH SAID GIRL. they'd met one day through a mutual friend and somehow got along decently well, though they weren't the closet friends. remi really likes the chill and straightforward vibes she gets off joori though, and this contributed to her ultimately entrusting joori with her tragic non-existant love life : " ) 
 
( trivia ) : 
• remi is an only child who lives with her parents 
• has a super cute friendly relationship with her parents. 
• is totally the tsundere type 
• doesn't study much but does surprisingly decent in school 
• gets mistaken for a lesbian quite often, doesn't really bother her, she sees it as a simple misunderstanding
•  may be old-fashioned but supports lgbt right : " ) 
• can't handle spicy food other than spicy fried chicken, the occasional tteokbokki and spicy ramen. 
•  prefers heels over converse but doesn't mind both 
•  knows nothing about rap and hiphop music but likes to listen to it just to look cool. listens to rap music with earphones on full volume and her favourite soppy sad love ballads on normal volume.
• loves animals and rainy dates 
• likes to imagine her ideal first date to be at a zoo or a cafe study date. 
•  used to be part of the debate team in her younger schooling years but quit since she describes the experience as a "geeky sophisticated screaming sass fest".   
•  loves writing letters 

•  when remi is feeling lazy, she tends to claim that she has fake phobias of things to get out of doing them. 
"i have homeworkphobia! i can't do it, i'll d i e." 
"erm, excuse you, what do you mean i have to do the dishes, i have break-o-plate-o-phobia ! the phobia of breaking plates, do you want me to d i e ???" 
 
"uhhh, of course i'm really allergic to sweat and sunshine, mrs kim. i'm sorry, i reaaaally wanted to play volleyball, uh, yeah." 
the true mvps
"boys are scary..."

 
( family ) : 
 
 
❝parents❞ // boo joonshin x kwon miyoon 
remi is a lucky little kiddo to be born with super chill parents. they are the occasionally embarrasing over-enthusiastic, over protective parents who dote on their only daughter and remi has a rather close, friendly relationship with them. so much so that remi is often asked if her mother is her older sister. they are indirectly one of the reasons why remi has her boy-phobia, since they were the ones who decided to send her to the all girl's school. 
 
( friends ) : 
 

❝that sassy looking nice girl who always says hi to me in the corridors❞ // jo joori 
- joori and remi had met through a mutual friend. they aren't really the closest pair of friends, but joori somehow really enjoys calling remi "radiant remi" and watching her squirm. remi claims that she finds joori really annoying, but others suspect that she has a soft spot for that (brutally) honest and humourous child since she has yet to threaten to beat her up despite joori constantly bothering her about the unfortunate nickname. 


tbh, remi is friends with, or at least aquaintened with most of girls in her cohort batch since she's a rather social one and doesn't really stick with cliques. (besides, most of the cliques have at least one male "member" in it) she goes around socialising with the different cliques and jumping from clique to clique often and doesn't really have a fixed group of friends, therefore resulting in her just hanging out with whoever's conveniently available to talk to her. she's something like a wallflower, but a tad bit more extroverted.  
 
( rivals ) : 
 

❝stay away from my friends, you creep. // choi minguk 
one of namjoon's close friends who decided that remi was a total freak. he'd always found it weird  that remi only had female friends and had even tried to talk to her a few times, only to be practically ignored (remi refused to look him in the eye and quickly dismissed herself before he could say much) once he started realising how much remi seemed to be watching namjoon from the distance, he has been trying to warn him about remi. 
 
the interview
"I feel like a celebrity already, great, do you want my autograph?"
( introduce yourself! ) : *she rolls her eyes jokingly* don't you recognise your queen? psh- ok, i kid, i ain't no queen, though having a bunch of manservants attending to my every need would not be a bad ide-- (interviewer: remi! focus!) wait what was i talking about again? oh- yeah, interview. i feel like a celebrity already- do you want my autograph? *exaggeratedly bats eyelashes* (remi, p l e a s e) OK, OK, I'LL INTRODUCE MYSELF, YOU BETTER LISTEN WELL. (*sighs*) YO, BOO REMI'S THE NAME--- (*chuckles* you mean, radiant remi, don't you?) W-W-WHAT? H E Y WHO ARE YOU CALLING RADIANT REMI, WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT, UR GH I'LL MURDER THEM, M U R D E R !! !!! !  ! *clears throat* anyway, I am remi the great, and it is your pleasure to meet me. *smirks playfully* 
 
( so, why do you need matchmaker-nim's help? ) : dude, are you seriously kidding me *flails exaggeratedly, taking a deep breath* in-case-you-haven't-noticed-boys-are-scary-and-i-don't-want-to-end-up-alone-why-did-my-parents-send-me-to-an-all-girls-school-i'm-so-done-fml and well... *chuckles and shakes her head while looking down at the floor shyly* well... there's this guy... namjoon? do you know him? i mean, who am i kidding, you're friends with everyone. well... namjoon, he's... well... he just makes me feel things... ah, *bursts out laughing after cringing hard at her own words* what am i saying, this is dumb, god, he's never going to notice me, i mean, i just really have no idea how to talk to guys, it's a serious problem. *frowns slightly* don't tell anyone what i just said ok, seriously, it's freaking embarrassing, i have my badass image to uphold. (what badass image, you're a totall goofball-) E X C U S E Y O U, I'M TRUSTING YOU WITH THIS DEEP DARK SECRET, OKAY, and who are you calling a goofball ? ! ? ! (ERM, REMI... I DON'T THINK IT'S A SECRET THAT YOU AVOID ALL MALE STUDENTS LIKE THE PLAGUE-) . . . W a i t w h at ? ! ? ! omg . .. noooo > < it's embarrassing. 

( i see! so what is love to you? ) : 1. a strong feeling of affection, 2. a great interest or pleasure in something 3. a deep affection for someone. t h ank you, google ! (erm, i asked about what love means to y o u, not google....) i am google, man, what do you mean? (I give up...) n oooooo, oh great matchmaker-nim, please don't leave me! 
 
( and why do you like this person so much? ) : uh, he's handsome, tall, smart, nice, kind .... ( uh, do you have any other less superficial reasons?) geez, i'm not done, woman, why the rush, *a small, shy smile graces her lips* he reminds me of someone i lost contact with after entering elementary and middle school. before the boy-phobia, in kindergarten, there was this one boy who always annoyed me. he'd come sit with me during mealtimes, often trying to steal my food to make me chase him. i found him so annoying, he was such a pest, he'd made me cry multiple times, and being the brat i was, i assumed crying would get me what i want, of course it did then though, the teacher would stop him and get my food back, asking him to apologise. he did this repeatedly for about a year, but about a week before the school year ended, he sat beside me during meal time just like every other day, but this time, he brought me a whole handmade lunchbox. *chuckles fondly at the memory while shaking her head* he was adorable, now that i think about it. guess what that little pest was doing. he got me food to make up for all the times he annoyed me, he told me he was only doing it to get my attention. of course i didn't forgive him at first, i mean, he made me chase him around all that time just to get my food back, but after that specific mealtime, he was extremely nice to me, he pulled out my chairs for me like a real gentleman- like in the movies- he followed me in the playground, making sure i got the swings before anyone else and offering to push me. he was so sweet. well, too bad we were 6, and he only started being so nice to me on the last week of kindergarten before we graduated... we lost contact after we graduated. however, this namjoon guy... he really reminds me of this boy. (so... you've spent so much time cooped up in that girl school that you've gotten a crush on a distant memory of a boy you met when you were 5, and lost contact with when you were 6... *nudges remi teasingly*) h-hey *her cheeks heat up slightly* i know it sounds ridiculous, but.. but yeah, i've seen the way namjoon smiles at others, the dimples, they're freaking adorable- how friendly and helpful he is to his friends, how he never fails to make others laugh even without trying. i just... i guess i'm just really attracted to him. (you should like a total creeper now~) ah, shut up. *laughs while playfully smacking matchmaker-nim* don't tease me !! ! ! Also, ssssh this conversation never happened, if this gets out... my image !!! (*mumbles* goofball-) w h a t d i d y o u s a y ? ! 

( they say you can tell a lot about someone by their music tastes. care to tell me your top 3 songs as of right now? ) :
( i ) lovelyz's hi~  "i'll call to you, count to one, count to two, then say hi~ let's meet i have something to ask you, i'm saying this with courage so please answer this honestly"
( ii ) mamamoo's taller than you "I'm taller than you, you're 181cm 160cm, I'm 160cm 161cm"
( iii ) laboum's sugar sugar  "you know I'm the indifferent type right? you know, someone who just says whatever, I was like that up till recently" "he's not even kang dongwon, kim soohyun, lee minho, but i like him so much, does that even make sense? he's a sugar boy. it's like i've gone crazy, sweet sweet, I tried to ignore and push him away, but why again, why again, oh oh oh"


( alright, thanks! leave it to matchmaker-nim! bye! ) :  w-wait ! you haven't promised me that you'd keep my secret yet- w wait you're leaving already- h e y ! oh well, i guess you can't interact with this cutie for too long, bye, match maker-nim, i'm counting on you, don't let me down ! *stands in the middle of the hallway, squishing her cheeks in relief since she finally sought help and admitted her problem* 
 the romance 
"hey, aren't you t h a t radiant remi girl?" 
( love interest ) : bts' kim, namjoon 
( backup ) : bap's choi, junhong
 
( personality ) : 
positive - warm hearted, goal-oriented, out-going, reliable
negative - rash, careless, overcritical, ambivalent
( meeting ) : since remi was a special case of hopeless with boys, joori had to take special measures to help joori be a little less awkward around boys, thus joori, with the help of some of the other girls, started giving her cheesy lessons on how to talk to boys, secretly forcing remi to start talking to some of the male students in their level. however, on the way to one of these 'secret measures training sessions', remi would coincidentally meet namjoon on the bus she took to school and namjoon would ended up tripping and landing on remi, making the already nervous girl even more alarmed. Embarrassed, he'd try to salvage the situation by quickly straightening up and plastering the goofiest looking grin on his face, jokingly coughing out, "I guess you could say, i totaly fell for you", totally shocking poor remi speechless.  
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... 
"hEY... AREN'T YOU THAT radiant REMI girl?" he'd let out an amused chuckle while raising his left eyebrow jokingly. 
"what- I AIN'T NO 'T H A T' radiant remi girl, I AM T H E BOO REMI. *SQUEAKS AWKWARDLY* i MEAN-" *BUS REACHES THE STOP*
SHE'D RUSH OFF, TOTALLY PINK AND EMBARRASSED, LEAVING NAMJOON CONFUSED, AND A LITTLE INTRIGUED. 
 
( interactions ) : when remi first approached joori, she would have had 0 interactions with namjoon other than watching him secretly from the corner of her eye. he had gotten her attention due to the similarities he had to her childhood friend. other than that, the interaction on the bus would be their first interaction, and remi would run straight to find joori to tell her all about it. 
 
( relationship ) :  strangers who vaguely recognise each others names and faces. 
( status ) : tbh, namjoon thinks remi is a lesbian since she hangs out with girls so much and after a few meetings, remi would start suspecting that namjoon is gay, but really, they're both straight as a pole and both just really awkward cinnamon rolls in general. 
the goodbye
( comments ) : squeaks, hello !!! ; u ; asdfghjkl tbqh i'm quite insecure about the length of my app, it's a little messy andand did i bore you? i hope i didn't asdfgjkl, hopefully you enjoyed my mess of an intro to lovely boo remi regardless! if you're interested to check this out, remi was inspired by connor franta's recent video { x } he's bae omg- anyway, thanks for reading! this is a really cute idea and i'm glad you decided to adopt it, this fic is gonna be great, i can feel it. < 3 good luck ! 
( questions ) : knock knock knock do you wanna build a snowman? 
 
( scene suggestions ) : 
• comic relief situations in which joori forces remi to interact with random guys, or even sehun, and remi is just so awkward.
• joori attempts to plan a "romantic and idol" variety show style event for the "couples" and they have fun together and somehow end up mixing and pairing up with each others love interests. bonding between the characters and a little drama ensues ! 
 
( password ) : please help! matchmaker

remi out~

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starliet
#1
omfg you added like a whole new section
claps for u much coding
and seulgi
yes


and the red converses omg