"Pick Up Lines"

"You are the mirror to my narcisstic heart."

"You know what's hotter than Hell? Your temper."

"When I see you, I feel like I'm in Heaven. Because your face was too ugly for me to bear."

"You are the oven to my dough. Cause' you raise me up and make me hard."

"I just took a in my pants... Can I get in yours?"

"If I had a nickel for every time I seen an angel, I'd have five dollars not including you. Why? Because you are the devil who tortures my heart. ;) "

"Hey baby, wanna do some math? First, let's add the beds, subtract the clothes, divide our legs, and multiply. ;) "

"Do you wanna do some synchronized swimming at my swimming pool?"

"Hey girl, I'm gay... but you can be the one to make me straight."

"What if lollipops moaned each time you them?" -random question

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Yeah, your face looks a bit messed up."

"Can you see your reflection in my eyes? Yeah? Now you know you are really a gorrilla."

"You are the Kyungsoo to my Chanyeol." -told by a friend to me

"You know what's my favorite kind of weed? When I am weed you." -Lan

"Is your cellphone ringing in your back pocket, cause' that booty's calling for me."

"I brought my library card, so I'm checking you out."

"Did you trip me? Cuz' I'm falling for you baby."

"Hey, your bitter. But you know what I don't like? Sweets." -Jongdaeislife

"Are you a thief, cuz' you stole my heart."

"You are like the sun. You blind my eyes and burn my skin, yet I always forget to keep my cool whenever I'm around you."

"I'm looking for treasure, so can I look through your chest?"

"I crawled from Hell, through Earth, and into Heaven searching for you, but all you give me is the last push that sends me back to Satan."

"Does your legs hurt from running for your life all day in my head?"

"I'm single and you're Asian, that's a pretty good equation."

"If I get down on my knees and look up at you, will you say the two magical words, 'I do?'"

"If you are an angel... I must be Lucifer."

"Did you get plastic surgery because there is no way you can be this perfect yet disturbing?"

"Your eyes are the window to my soul. Yeah, they are pitch black and burns from Hell."

"If we flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? Because I think you'll need one."

"Are you from Bikini Bottom, cus' I see you like my Krusty Crab."

"I wish the day would rain so the sun would give you a chance to shine for everyone to see."

"Are you from Tennessee? I don't think so, you look more like a six."

"Baby, do you know me cuz' I do, since you are the only one in my eyes."

"Can you give me the directions to your heart, cuz' baby, you have my GPS."