Sup guys, it's leader K here to say something for the members and our manager. Some of them were whining to me about their description not being long enough, manager not having a description at all, or me about being the leader since I'm too embarrassing. Shut up- I started this ! Now here are some updates on our group.

Manager Description: Claims to be the PD-nim that has a larger fanbase than the actual group. Is very derpy and I could show some pics. ;^))) Has a boyfriend with a delicious name, Kevin Bacon. She needs to lighten up and accept that I'm the leader, k? K. Can be very whiny for a manager and was originally gonna be T.U.G's visuals but this bitc- Nevermind. We never wanted her anyways- DamDam is a better visual anyway. I think Yeazi should be the vi- 

Now here are some of our daily conversations:

Manager: Why are YOU the leader- you are so embarrassing. I disapprove. smh

K: BIATCH- I STARTED THIS GROUP.

Manager: I disapprove.

K: Embarrassing is good.

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Yeazi: Why doesn't anyone bias me?

K: We need to show you off more- give me some pics.

Yeazi: No-

K: Yes- Imma dress yall' all up and make you all perf for the fans.

Everyone: ....

K: :D

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Deby: I WILL KILL YOU K!

K: WHYYY??? THE FU-

Deby: YOU TYPED MY NAME WRONG- ITS ING DEBY NOT DEBE!

K: .... Debe sounds cooler th-

Deby: IT'S DEBY!

K: But who gives a ?

Deby: BIATCH I GIVE A -

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Ngaygay: You guys talk too much.

Deby, Yeazi, and K: ... What?

Ngaygay: You guys keep spamming me on our group chat.

K: WHAT? DON'T CHU LOVE US?

Ngaygay: Dude. I am loaded already with other -

Yeazi: Just mute them.

Ghei: I did.

K: BETRAYERS!

Deby: Where's Ashley?

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K: Hey Toewrinkle- did you see our text-

Ashley: *smacks K in the face*

K: Owie- whyyyy?

Ashley: YOU GUYS KEEP SPAMMING ME- MY PHONE KEEPS BUZZING EVERYTIME WHILE I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK THAT I HAD TO MUTE IT!

K: ....We lurv you.

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K: Apparently peeps ship us.

Ghei: I don't really car-

K: But why?

Ghei: I dunno.

K and Ghei: *looks at our hands holding each other*

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DamDam: Everyone bias me- I don't even try to do anything.

K: THIS IS NO FAIR-

Yeazi: I bias DamDam and BamBam.

K: ...

Certain Fanboy: Of course I bias DamDam. *hugs DamDam's arm*

Yeazi: Biatch- I'll fight you for DamDam.

DamDam: *smug face*

K: ... The fu-

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Ghei: Why is my description so much shorter than the others? The hell..

K: Sorry dude, you weren't around. Deal with it.

Ghei: *attempts to slap K*

K: *dodges the slap*

*continues to play around like this*

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Manager: Why don't I have a description?

Yeazi: Yeah- Kevin Bacon asked for one.

K: Pff- okay. I'm onto it.

Manager: I'll have more fansites than you guys.

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Deby: Hey hey hey hey- where's Toewrinkle? She's my bias. ;^))

K: ....Oops. I forgo-

Deby: ADD HER!

K: It's on the main description at least?

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Fan: Why do I bias you?

K: ... *gives you love and aegyo*

Fan: Cute but- you are so embarrassing.

K: .... *does a seductive girl group dance move*

Fan: GODDAMMI-

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K: What was something manager said before?

Yeazi: 'I love Kevin Bacon.'

Manager: What the fu-

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Ghei: Don't tell anyone we are doing the performance-

K: ...

Ghei: At least not to my bestie-

K: k.

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Fan: Ngaygay seems to cool to hang out with.

K: Yeah she is-

Fan: Too cool...

K: ...

Fan: Yeah, ca-

K: No. She is also one of the derpy three. Don't be fooled.

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*takes a group photo*

*everyone looks at the photo and Yeazi points at manager*

Yeazi: She's so derpy-

Manager: *attempts to take it away*

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*K, Yeazi, and Manager plays hangman*

Yeazi: What the...

Manager: What is this?

K: *smirk*

Yeazi: OH WAIT- I GOT IT!

K: GOOD JOB! *thumbs up*

Manager: ....

Yeazi: Yay~ It's manager's ship na-

Manager: *attempts to rip the paper*

K: *cries*

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 K: What do you guys wanna call your fans?

Yeazi: What do you mean by that?

K: Like- the fans who bias you. I call mine Special K. *proud*

Manager: Like the cereal?

K: Yeah.

Ghei: I'll call mine homouals.

K: ....

Ghei: .... just kidding?

K: ...good.

Ghei: Hold on, lemme think.

Yeazi: No one biases me, so I can't think of any. :'(

K: Much sadness.

Ghei: Oh! What about Ghei4U? Of HomoALLtheWay?

Deby: Sounds gr-

K: DUDE.

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Fan: I bias K- but DamDam is bias wrecking me.

K: NOO-

DamDam: YES! Come to me~

K: *le cries

Fan: DamDam is just such a bias wrecker.

K: *makes a heart with my hands*

Fan: ..

K: *hugs le fan*

Fan: Goddamn my ultimate bias-

Yeazi: LIES- HER BIAS IS JIMIN.

K: SHUSH!

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Someone: What is k-pop? Is it like popcorn?

K: ...

Fan A: It's Korean Pop.

Someone: Is it like a Korean Popcorn? Why are you guys making a group about popcorn?

Fan A: Korean Pop. As in a type of music. POP. K-POP. MUSIC. NOT POPCORN.

Someone: Why are guys making a group about popco-

K: *dies*

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T.U.G: So how are we gonna do this performance?

K: Let's all take pics-

Manager: Well, we have seven months sooo..

K: DON'T SLACK-

Ghei: You have no right to say that SLACKER.

K: ... Touche.

Deby: Well, I don't have to since I'm not dancing.

Manager: Aren't there more members?

K: No- only the ones who officially have their stage names and are sure enough to dance. Since the singing and rap positions are taken.

Yeazi: Yeah- and I'm singing too.

K: Yup.

Deby: I'mma sing IceJJFish. *proud*

Yeazi: LOL

Ghei: Perfect.

K: ...

Deby: I love this guy.

Ashley: ..

Deby: *hugs Ashley* We are a package deal! We are singing this toge-

Ashley: You are on your own with that.

K: Oh- the One The Floor one? *slow*

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OK. I'm done.