[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself

[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

 

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow

[x] You have tried to your elbow

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm

[x] You just tried to sing them.

 

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you

[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before 

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of

the ceiling or wall

[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

[ ] You break a lot of things

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ ]You have choked on your own spit

 

[  ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.

[  ] You type only with two fingers  

 

[  ] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[  ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[ ] You have caught yourself drooling

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

 

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

 

[ ] You have eaten a bug

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important

[ ] you put on a inside/backwords shirt and didn't realize it 

[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand

[  ] You have run around in your house  

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will

happen to you if you don’t

 

Now count them up and get to know your stupidity level!

-I've done 16 out of 37 stupid things.