...Imagine what it would be like if EXO would run a brothel…

Suho probably would be the owners – that sugar daddy.

Kai would be an , fresh meat that Suho found on the street and saw a lot a potential in him.

Sehun probably would be the ty one that makes a lot of money just because of his moves.

Chanyeol would be the teaser, the one that everybody wants but nobody could get.

 Lay would be the stripper, just a stripper.

Baekhyun would be the madam, the one that nobody could bull and you'd be in a lot of troubles if you'll try to piss him off.

D.O would be the one that everybody would be afraid of, the forbidden flower.

Chen would be there just to make sure everybody healthy, eating right and wearing condoms, he's not into ty things.

Xiumin would be the debt collector, he's maybe a nerd but have you seen his abs?! He could kill somebody who won't pay for the s.