(all of the Tiffany responses were taken off her predebut xanga account and are legit things she typed with her own hands) http://fetustiffanysblogs.tumblr.com/

• For that situation where your brother kills your pet snail and you take revenge by wishing his new pet goldfish will be a piranha:

“i heard my brother got a goldfish hahaha

in kinda pet is a goldfish?

my snail vanilla who kicked it in our backyard was rad

then leo stepped on it & made it into snail goop..

you stupid in i hope your goldfish is a PIRANHA in disguise

i shoulda called PETA up on your …”

 

• When you try to forgive him for that incident but then talk about yourself in third person

“p.s leo i still love you cause we are FAMILY… stephanie can forgive even if she can`t forget”

 

• When you won't understand if you’re not A.) you or B.) Tae Tae

“If you live to be 100…I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day…so I never have to live without you.”

That’s how I feel about my best friend (:

If you aren’t me & you aren’t TaeTae then you wont understand it…

& you wont need to because only me and her can…”

 

• When you’re going on about how close you and Taeyeon are

“&& my lil TaeTae…I wont ever forget our PaCt!! Friends till the end…no matter what (:”

 

• When your dad tries to lock you out of the computer but your mothering hacking skills get you back in

“btw my dad thinks the password on the computer is hard to figure out

BUT who is updating her xanga right now?

exactly mothafuka stepho got hacking skills”

 

• When a beats you up:

“_ever been in a fist gith: One sided +_+ I DO NOT fight!”

 

• When you’re frugal about eye make up:

_ever cried over a guy: Noooope…. I wouldn’t waste my eyemake up on that

 

• When you tryin’ to be a modest but you know in your heart, it’s not true

(do) “_others find you attractive: -_- Noooo”

 

• When you in English Honors although your xanga doesn’t really represent that

“*roars im in ENGLISH HONORS babaayy !! ^_^”

 

• When the haters come after you

“*EFF*  HATRS”

 

• When you have fun hobbies

“watchinG dem krn videOs xD whoO those guys are just majOr hOtties~ x]]”

 

• When you still trying to be a modest but you know you da best

“n’ ermmm ii like singing =D but i cant sing -_-x”

 

• When you dressed like a walking representation of the 2000s

“ Current Clothes?: pink sweats & ae tee”

 

• When you’re emo af

“Current Desktop Picture?: black”

 

• When you’ve had less than 8 and ½ hours sleep because you’ve been sleeping with the bae

“What were you doing 12AM last night?:on the phone with..*<3”

 

• When you’re gross by 15 year old you standards

“27)  How old will you be in 10 yrs?: 25 *gRoss.”

 

• When you still don’t have that heart shaped pool 15 year old you thought you would have

“28)  What do you think you’ll be doing in 10 years?: swimming in my heart-shaped pool B)”

 

• When you’ve lost your Louis Vuitton wallet

“32)  What is the brand of your wallet?:DDALKI.!! (i lost my lv one +_+)”

 

• When you’re amazed by technology

“oh & i found out  that i can upload my cellphone pics onto the computer.!! how neat is that`!? ^^;”

 

• When you’re very angsty

“i miss __?__ ,  showchoir, ppg, s, sbc, ex-hubby, no.1 lover, my bestfriend jun, rayray,  & everyone else3 i miss wearing  pretty shoes & being the girls with perfect nails & toes.. i miss  going shopping with my lover dusty.. i miss being daddy`s little princess.. i  miss myBROTHER.!!  *gag.. i miss abercrombie & fitch.. i miss in-n-out.!!..  i miss  eating past 7pm.. i miss late night talks with my gfs at my house.. i miss my  ROOM.!!.. i miss wearing my minis & shortshorts.. i miss how i actually  used to care what  i look like -_-;; most of all.. i miss coming home afterschool & taking  naps & doing homework at the RIGHT time, do what normal teenage girls do.. ___++ i feel like i`m in some kind`ve longdream & i`m waiting for myself to wake  up.. or am i waiting for something more`? don`t get me wrong, cause i`m not asking for your  sympathy.. but i`m spilling my feelings here because i have no0ne &  nowhere else too.. so just listen.. & hear me out..*”

 

• When your darling older brother has made some life style changes

“i heard that my fatass brother has lost weight.!!”

 

• When you’re worried about stalkers

“i finally gotta a cellphone & i won`t put the number up cause STALKING is illegal in all 5O UNITED STATES :)”

 

• When you’re looking forward to Halloween

“this week is halloween :`( & YES it*s that time of the year, where me & all  my biotches dress up like &  no0ne can say anything to us except for us lols.”

 

• When you’re a boasting but trying to keep it casual

“so monday i had to meet  back up with cj mediapeople  because i was first place winner or something like that but yar.”

 

• When you friendzoning es

“a sweet quote from a really closefriend his name is raymond kim :) & he was blowing bubbles & he was like “ you fill my life  with bubbles STEPH ” :) omg he is the biggest sweetheart ever love ya babe.!! & thanks for always  being so dependable & just there rawr friends forever yo.!!”

 

• When you’re not very welcoming