hi sorry i just had to get this off my chest and this is literally the only place my mom doesn't follow me and she'd kill me if i spoiled things for her

so i mean age of ultron was good??? but not, like...good good...i mean imo my top 3 mcu movies are iron man, the winter soldier and gotg and it's nowhere close to my top 3 honestly...but like it's probably tied with the first avengers or a little above. from a movie perspective, it was enjoyable, good plot and stuff 

but see i am a comic book nerd and there are wrong things (and right things)

1. black widow/the hulk and hawkeye/his wife

see black widow belongs with bucky (they were russian spies together) and hawkeye belongs with mockingbird, okay...i went with a friend who ships clintasha and though we bonded about the fact that hulk widow is the notp she was like "CLINT AND NATASHA" and i was like "whoa there amica meam touch a comic book"

2. WAKANDAAAAAA

i think i was the only black person in the theater orz but i was cheering VERY loudly at this...black panther is everything and i love him and i already hate the mcu's version of klaw so i'm very happy about this

3. cap being worthy

he's worthy...my headcanon is that he was like " i can lift this" but then "do i really want to be the only other dude here besides thor that can lift this ? no". 

4. quicksilver - evan peters vs aaron taylor johnson

if marvel had the rights to everything this could've been avoided. no but tbh while i like xmen!quicksilver better as a character, mcu!quicksilver is closer to his comic book counterpart (even tho his comic book counterpart is a tool, i am still so pissed about house of m honestly - ) and i appreciate that? and mcu!quicksilver is way hotter negl  (ALSO THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T GO ALL ULTIMATE MARVEL WITH THE TWINS and i'm still angry about ultimate marvel with the twins because it made steve look dumb which, no)

5. speaking of which, MORE STEVE

yay for more steve!!!!

6. THE AFTER CREDITS SCENE

can it be 2018 please??? i am so pumped for infinity war omfg like...take it, take one of my favorite storylines and do well, russo brothers

7. no bucky

i wish bucky cameo'd that's all...thats all. maybe in the end, with war machine and falcon and everyone??

anyways yeah that's all back to work later