10 Things (Almost) Happened to Me after EXODUS

(I'd write an introduction but AIN'T NOBODY GET TIME FOR THAT EXODUS IS OUT~)

1. Somebody must stop Byun Baekhyun. Like just yesterdayhe  almost - literally I felt it coming LOL so - ALMOST have become my bias in EXO. I saw a few fancams and BOOM almost. He almost freakin' did it. And now that I'm cathing up on Exolution(?) concerts I feel that this is not done. He's not done. You understand me people HE'S NOT DONE! OTL

2. Xiuwave in 'Hurt' killed me. At least twice. He caused my wave-death (is this word exist? it should be) once in the past already during the a 'Moonlight' performance (and there was Chen too asdfghjkl) but now... I'm dead again.

3. Whoever wrote 'Hurt' could write the soundtrack of my life. WHen I heard a snippet of it in Xiumin's pathcode-thing I was actually praying for t to be in the album and thanks Heavens, you did it again!

4. Sehun's "It hurch" had me squealing. Long time no see, cutie lisp. <3

5. 'Transformer' literally made me throw away my headphones and break into a loud "WHAAAAT what is this who are these people who wrote this song what is my life".

6. Let's not even start on 'Exodus'... Okay I LOVED it. And Lay's solo gave me the feels. Right in the gut. Ouch... How can he be this amazing TT^TT That shirt lifting too orz

7. I'd like to kill the hair stylist of Chen and Baekhyun because of their ramyun-with-the-worse-parting-hair. Like WHY?!

8. The thing that Chanyeol and Kai sing more in this album gives me hope that one day Sehun will have his time too. (Btw both are doing good.)

9. 'El Dorado' was okay for me UNTIL I haven't looked up the lyrics. "No pain no gain"? "10 fingers?" WOOHOO~ BURRN... Anyway, let's forget the past and keep going boys. I'm rooting for you! :')

10. I'm an EXO-L. It is sure now.

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