ENJOY!!

--^^--

“Jin..”

“hm?”

“Did you just come out from the oven?”

“what? Of course not!”

“really? Because you are so hot”

“Oh my God”

--^^--

Riing!

“Hello?”

“Hello..”

“what’s wrong, Namjoon?”

“it’s not Namjoon, it’s thief”

“Wha?! What do you want?!”

“steal your heart”

“Namjoon, stop it!”

--^^--

“Jin, you okay?”

“I’m fine, my arm bleed a bit, but that’s it”

“oh thanks God”

“…”

“so.. which one is worse, this or fell down from the heaven?”

“Namjoon, no.”

--^^--

“I love you”

“I love you too”

“Oh Shoo!”

“what?”

“I’m going to blind”

“what?! Why?!”

“because your smile shines brighter than the sun”

“you piece of sh*t!”

--^^--

“Ah! Namjoon, stop teasing”

“ride me”

“ngh! N-Namjoon”

“Seokjin?”

“Mmh?”

“did you sit on a pile of sugar?”

“n-no, why?”

“because you have a sweet a*s”

“Oh shut up and kiss me!”

--^^--

“Namjoon, why you named my coffee ‘Google’? that’s not my name”

“Oh really? I thought it is since you’ve got everything I am looking for”

“Not in the public, brat.”

--^^--

“why don’t you work at Mc Donalds?”

“because I’m an idol?”

“aw.. but I want you to be my happy-meal”

“Namjoon?”

“yes?”

“do you know where to buy voodoo doll, because I totally want to get one”

--^^--

“Jin, something is in your eyes”

“really? Could you blow it off?”

“oh sorry, my bad, it just a sparkle”

“never speak to me anymore”

--^^--

“you must be Jamaican”

“I’m sorry, I’m Korean, thank you”

“nah, I’m sure you are from Jamaica, because Jamaican me crazy”

“aren’t you trying too hard on that line?”

“I thought so, I tried so hard till my knees scrapped falling for you”

“stop it, you Maori chief!”

--^^--

“Namjoon-ah, can you pass me the blanket?”

“are you cold?”

“I’m shivering”

“you want some hot chocolate?”

“yes, please”

“well, I am here”

“Namjoon, having a tan skin doesn’t mean you could be a hot chocolate”

“well, I’m hot”

“I really want to deny that”

--^^--

“they say eyes can tell everything”

“well, it’s true”

“it’s not”

“and why is that?”

“when I met you, there was one thing your eyes didn’t tell me”

“what is that?”

“an angel’s name”

“of course, it’s my eyes, why would it tells you an angel’s name”

“because I met one and I need to ask it which turned out to be Kim Seokjin”

“Namjoon, stop!”

--^^--

“Namjoon, you reek of alcohol”

“no~”

“yes, why did you drink so much?”

“I drink only one shot”

“not buying it, Namjoon. You are drunk”

“I’m not drunk, I’m intoxicated by you”

“you are lucky I love you”

--^^--

“Jin-ah”

“yes?”

“cupid called, he told me to tell you that he need my heart back”

“Namjoon”

“yes?”

“Maori called, they want their chief back”

--^^--

“Namjoon, look, what do you think about my new shirt?”

“excuse me, but I think I dropped something”

“what?”

“my jaw”

“I’m serious here, Namjoon-ah”

“well, it looks good on you, but do you know what would look better?”

“what?”

“me… on you.”

“Namjoon, can’t you read my lips? Stop. It.”

“I can’t read you lips, I only taste it”

“oh God!”

--^^--

"Jin-ah"

"hm?"

"am i dead yet?"

"no, why?"

"because i'm seeing an angel right now"

"i'm willing to help you to kill yourself."

“then, hurry up, call God!”

“how?”

“I don’t know! We need to inform Him that he lose one of His angels!”

“Namjoon, I’m going to kick you out from the balcony”

i'm not good at cheesy pick up lines so i searched them on google ^-^

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