The Pon Pon Wei Wei Wei Sun and the Love Me Right Clouds r wut keep the butts in Field Swampeu growing to ther full perkie potenshul.

Shrekana is da ruler of Field Swampeu with Shrekpoo as the mom dad who dusnt want to b ther and Shrektrash who strives to get Shrekana to noteus her. (senpia just love me right bro)

No1 can leev the swampeu who wud want to neway wit all da butts around.

Father Moon lighteu the skies at nighto-kun wile also nurushing th asses of the swampeu.

No1 noes Shrekpoo suki suki desu Father Moon most of all and j-hopeu's that he wil nurush her one day.

He's too busie nurushing Shrekana's doe.

THE ENDEU.