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Yoongi does not take care of children and he remembers pretty damn well have told Hoseok that he does not take care of children yet, Hoseok ambush him with babysitting duties from noon to evening and now after 10 minutes of been alone Yoongi wants to flee from the apartment. If it has been just one kid, a toddler, that at least knew how to make himself half way understandable it would have been ok but no. Hoseok has to leave him with a biter, a compulsive cuddler and a crazy one. Yoongi oh so wants to scream his lungs out but when he raised his voice a little bit while leaving an angry message to Hoseok, the biter looked at him like if he stepped on one of his toys or something.

The three boys are now staring at him from their spot of the fluffy green mat in the living room.

If Yoongi doesn’t remember wrongly. the crazy one that keeps pocking his tongue at him while still smiling is Taehyung, three years old, the cuddler (and tinier) is Jimin, two years old, and the biter that keeps looking at him like if he is going to hit him (or bite him again) is Jeongguk, one and a half years old.

"So..." Yoongi starts "go play" waves at then and Taehyung tilts his head.

"Play!" he repeats.

"Yes" Yoongi nods.

"Play!" Taehyung smiles and starts bouncing on his spot. "You play!"

Oh no....

Jimin seems to pick up and crawls to the sofa where Yoongi is sitting and once again he cuddles to his side cheery. Yoongi hears something and when he sees at front again. Taehyung is opening a drawer and in the next second he has a small plushy throw at his face. Jimin giggles and Jeongguk -the culprit- joins. Taehyung pulls out the drawer some of Hoseok’s magazines and settles them next to where are sprawled papers full of colorful lines and sits to start using his crayons on the new piece.

Yoongi snorts and just because Hoseok dared to ambush him like this he is going to let pass 10 seconds before taking the magazines from the toddler, he averts his gaze towards his suitcase still by the door -nice welcome present he got. 

Yoongi manages to survive for the next two hours till Jimin -next to him and tugging at his shirt- starts mumbling and Yoongi understand that he means he is hungry. And then Taehyung seems to hear him "I’m hungry! I’m hungry!" he lets go of the phone he was playing with and Yoongi then double checks that it was not his phone and sighs in relief. Jeongguk doesn’t make himself wait longer and crawls rather cutely to where they are. "Kookie is hungry too!" Taehyung says and helps the younger to get on his feet.