HAPPY SEULRENE DAY


IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron (IreneBae) is online


IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: guys im hungary

Seoulgi (Kang Seulgi) is online 

Seoulgi: hi Hungary 
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  *hungry
Seoulgi: oh okay 
Seoulgi: Hi Hungry
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: Seulgi!
Seoulgi: Yes I am Seulgi
Seoulgi: and you are Hungry
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: ...
Seoulgi: :)

SeungwantsYOU(Son Seungwan) is online 

Seoulgi: ugh
SeungwantsYOU: UNNIE!
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  yeah?
SeungwantsYOU: I heard that you're hungary! 
Seoulgi: she is
SeungwantsYOU: *hungry
SeungwantsYOU: SHUT UP IM NOT TALKING TO YOU
Seoulgi: im Seulgi
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  ...
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: Yeah.. im really hungry rn
Seoulgi: DONT WORRY UNNIE I'LL BUY CHICKEN AND PIZZA FOR YOU BRB
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  and what the hell is 'BRB'
Seoulgi: that's 'be right back'
Seoulgi: /sighs/ 
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: but I want home made food seulgi..
Seoulgi: THEN I'LL COOK FOR YOU! 
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: k then
Seoulgi: YAYY
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: but I wont eat it 
Seoulgi: .....
SeungwantsYOU: LOL
SeungwantsYOU: I'LL COOK FOR YOU UNNIE
SeungwantsYOU: ANYTHING YOU WANT UNNIE
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  anything???
SeungwantsYOU: YES YOUR MAJESTY
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  hmmmmmm....
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  how about...
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  PEPPERONI PIZZA TUNA SANDWHICH WITH PASTA AND CHICKEN AND PUT A LOT OF MAYONNAISE TOO
Seoulgi: IDK WHAT'S DAT BUT SOUNDS COOL 
Seoulgi: I WANT
SeungwantsYOU: I said....
Seungwantsyou: "I'LL COOK FOR IRENE UNNIE"
SeungwantsYOU: not for you .
Seoulgi: BUT IM HUNGARY TOO.
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  HI HUNGARY
Seoulgi: *HUNGRY
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  oh, HI HUNGRY
Seoulgi: ...
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  :)
SeungwantsYOU: btw Irene unnie 
SeungwantsYOU: this 'PEPPERONI PIZZA TUNA SANDWHICH WITH PASTA AND CHICKEN AND WITH A LOT OF MAYONNAISE ' 
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: YEAH?!
SeungwantsYOU: there's no food like that idek if that's food
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  but i want to eat that...
SeungwantsYOU: u want but u cant
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  ...
SeungwantsYOU: Don't worry i'll cook 'Chicken Curry' for you
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  hmm
SeungwantsYOU: what's wrong? you dont like it? 
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: i have a good idea 
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  I'LL COOK FOR YOU GUYS!
SeungwantsYOU: REALLY? 
SeungwantsYOU: YOU KNOW HOW?!

Seoulgi and SeungwantsYOU private chat

Seoulgi: LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE
SeungwantsYOU: HUH?
Seoulgi: SHE CANT COOK OH MY GOD WENDY 
Seoulgi: DURING TRAINEE DAYS SHE COOKED CHICKEN CURRY TOO AND I THINK MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM WONT FUNCTION ANYMORE
Seoulgi: I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM EVERY 5 MINS
SeungwantsYOU: oh my god
SeungwantsYOU: LOL HAHAHAHHA
SeungwantsYOU: but maybe she changed
SeungwantsYOU: jsut try it
Seoulgi: FFUUCUNCKK 

-end- 

Seoulgi: i.. uhh... uhmmm
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  hmm seulgi?
Seoulgi: t-that's a good idea?
Seoulgi: *shivers*
Seoulgi: *prepares a lot of medicines* 
SeungwantsYOU: GOOD LUCK UNNIE! FIGHTING!
Seoulgi: excuse me while I go to church
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: okay pray for me that i'll do good
Seoulgi: *THAT IS EXACTLY THE REASON WHY*
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  you said something?
Seoulgi: no I uhh.. SURE WHY NOT
SeungwantsYOU: she disappeared after i blinked 
SeungwantsYOU: she's in a hurry 
SeungwantsYOU OH SHE'S BACK
SeungwantsYOU: well that was fast
Seoulgi: YEAH 
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  now I shall start!
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: *does the cooking*
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: *chopping sound*
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  *puts the ingridients to the (LARGE) pot*
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  ta ~ da
Seoulgi: i prepared my grave alr dont worry ppl
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  grave?
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  OH!
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  BC YOU'LL DIE BC IT'S SO YUMMY AF?
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: THAT'S SWEET SEULGI ^///^
Seoulgi:  /it's the opposite, actually/
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  HERE IT IS! 
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  HELP YOURSELVES
Seoulgi: *does the sign of the cross*
Seoulgi; oh my god
SeungwantsYOU: holy....

A/N: this scene is based from Kuroko no Basket episode 21 (some changes ofc)

Seoulgi and SeungwantsYOU chat

Seoulgi: ING I TOLD YOU.
Seoulgi: ThESE ARE ALL VEGETABLES 
SeungwantsYOU: THE INGRIDIENTS ARENT CHOPPED
Seoulgi: I KNOW
Seoulgi:  THEN WHAT ARE THOSE CHOPPING SOUNDS FOR?
SeungwantsYOU: THE CHICKEN IS RAW
Seoulgi: THIS IS INEDIBLE
Seoulgi: THE ONIONS ARENT EVEN PEELED YET 
SeungwantsYOU: THE RICE IS SO SOFT IT'S LIKE PORRIDGE
SeungwantsYOU: THESE CRISP UNCOOKED VEGETABLES ARE LIKE SALAD
Seoulgi: AND THE SAUCE IS MYSTERIOUSLY BITTER AND SOUR
Seoulgi: THIS IS A MASSACRE OF FLAVOR

-end- 

IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT MORE!

Seoulgi: Y-YOU MADE A WHOLE POT OF IT!?
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: OF COURSE!
Seoulgi: ...
SeungwantsYOU: ...
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: ...
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  it wasn't very good..
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  was it?
Seoulgi: ...
Seoulgi: *sees bandages all over irene's hands*
Seoulgi: /sighs/
Seoulgi: *starts eating even though it's worse than * 
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: S-Seulgi??

Seoulgi and SeungwantsYOU private chat 

SeungwantsYOU: ARE INSANE?!
SeungwantsYOU: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?
Seoulgi: i am perfectly fine 

-end- 

IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  y-you like it?
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  o///o
Seoulgi: well, it's a bit spicy.
Seoulgi: but it's okay
Seoulgi: at least it has the MOST IMPORTANT INGRIDIENT
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  h-huh?
Seoulgi: i need to go to the kitchen to get something to drink
Seoulgi: *walks away*
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  w-wait!
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  what is the--

SeungwantsYOU sent a private message to Seoulgi:

you're such a man 

Seoulgi sent a private message to SeungwantsYOU

shut up. I had to.

SeungwantsYOU: *starts eating*
SeungwantsYOU: thanks for the food.

IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  o///o
SeungwantsYOU: not bad.
SeungwantsYOU: mind if you'll make more someday? 
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  I-I....
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  t-thank you...
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron: W-Wendy...
SeungwantsYOU: yeah?
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  what's the 'most important ingridient' that seulgi said earlier?
SeungwantsYOU: hmmm, i think I know what the 'most important ingridient' seulgi said earlier
IreneBaeTheGoddessOfRapAndIron:  w-what
SeungwantsYOU: /chuckles/


























SeungwantsYOU: LOVE...


IreneBaeTheG