It's just a normal Saturday for Hoseok and Yoongi-- eating dinner and talking about life. Until a news on the TV came up. Two thieves broke in an apartment and stole the owner's important belongings-- jewelries, money, checks, etc. Resulting a cop shooting them both.

"Ayaya. They're just wasting their lives. Why don't they just search for a decent job?"

Hoseok says then shakes his head. Yoongi just nodded at that.

"There are just exactly three things that can make me happy"

Hoseok says, holding up three fingers and spraying rice everywhere.

"And what are those?"

Yoongi asks and Hoseok swallows his food before answering

"First, of course, my life. Second, my family. Third, God"

Hoseok goes back to eating and Yoongi pouts a little, thinking why he isn't in Hoseokkie's list.

"Oh! Is my Yoongi sulking?"

Hoseok coos as he saw Yoongi's pout. He lifts his chin with his thumb and index finger.

"Didn't you hear me, baby? You were first on my list"

Hoseok said then kissed Yoongi's nose lightly.

.....

haha wtf is this.