Chapter One- The Introduction of EXO's Showtime
Suho: Hey guys! Guess what?! We're gonna be on a new show called EXO Showtime! (Finally after 2 years... :D)
Xiumin: Cool.
Luhan: Yay! Yall shall see my manly side!
Chen: Please Luhan.. your still the same fairy unicorn you were when I first met you..
Lay: Hey! Unicorns are mine!
Kris: Cool.
Tao: Alright. Please control all your un-manliness and please don't show any sort of bromance. Please have mercy on my soul.
Tao: At least not on TV
Tao: Wheres the rest of K?
Luhan: You ate them.
Tao: Shut up you fairy unicorn.
Chen: Hey! That's my nickname for LuLuuuuu!
Lay: HEY! UNICORNS ARE MINE ALRIGHT?!
Tao: Mind replying to my texts first?
Luhan: I said. You ate them you wooden chopstick.
Tao: I said to control all your un-manliness when on TV. Okay? That was actually mostly directed to you.
Luhan: Oh Yeah? We'll see whos manier by the end of the show! Game on you fragile chopstick~
Tao: Ok. But if you lose,- my fairy unicorn, you gotta give me Oh Sehun.
Tao: And if I lose, I'll let you burn my Gucci bag (The one Kris bought)
Luhan: Pfft okay. I don't need that piece of Oh noodle anyways.
Luhan: Look whos the gay one now~ Looks like I'm going to be getting to burn some fake leather in no time :)
Chen: HEYYY! I SAID THAT'S MY NICKNAME FOR LULU!
Lay: HEYYYYY!
Xiumin: Can you guys just shut up. Your both gay alright?
Luhan: No. I'm manly.
Xiumin: Says the one with a Hello Kitty onesie and a Minnie Mouse underwear~
Luhan: How'd you know I had that underwear? O.O
Tao: You him didn't you?! And Luhan, you gladly accepted didn't you?! OMGGGGGGG NEW COUPLEEEEEE~
Luhan: Shut up! Like none of us has seen how touchy you were to Sehun~
Tao: It's called friendship alright?
Luhan: No.
Luhan: It's bromance- something you shouldn't be showing on TV.
Luhan: Quoted by someone ^
Tao: Oh~ Stop denying it. You still like Sehun, don't you?
Luhan: No.
Kris: Oh my god. Xiumin. I thought you were innocent :O
Lay: MY INNOCENT UNICORN EYESSSSSSS~
Chen: I knew Xiumin always wanted that fairy unicorn. :(
Lay: HEY!
Xiumin: WTF. You stupid erted minds.
Xiumin: I know cuz I wash all your clothes, mkay? And all you people do is lay around and eat.
Xiumin: I have better things to do than just sit around and suspect people INAPPROPRIATELY.
Lay: U SAID MY NAME! LAYYYY~
Luhan: YAY! GO MINNIE!
Tao: xiu  MINNIE mouse underwear you mean?
Kris: Can you guys just stop it. Your both gay alright?
Suho: Guys...
Lay: SUHO! LUHAN TOOK MY UNICORN NICKNAME!
Suho: Lay... I really don't have time for this...
Luhan: I DIDN'T TAKE IT OK. CHEN JUST CALLED ME THAT AND I CAN'T DO ABOUT IT!
Lay: WELL YOU COULD'VE HELP ME TAKE IT BACK!
Luhan: WELL IM SORRY OKAY GOSH. SEE HOW MANLY I AM?! IM SO CAREFREEEE~
Tao: PMS-ing. Luhan gets his period. Like a girl.
Luhan: WTF YOUR SO WRONG MINDED. WHAT DID KRIS FEED YOU?
Kris: I am innocent. Please do not put blame on me. I am not responsible for anyone. I shall continue to stay out of this. Amen.
Suho: Kris...
Kai: WOW Stop spamming about useless things
Tao: Black kid... it's not useless. It's relevant to the show.
Baekhyun: Tao, your green. AND I WILL MAKE IT PUBLIC ON THE SHOW :P
Tao: DONT YOU DARE.
Luhan: Tao can be the green plastic chopstick then
Luhan: And Kai can be the brown wooden one :)
Tao: Say that again.
Tao: And I will take Sehun away from you.
Tao: FOREVER!
Luhan:
Tao: SAY IT!
Luhan: Say what?
Tao: SAY WHAT U JUST SAID
Luhan: "Say what?" ?
Tao: NO BEFORE THAT!
Luhan: I don't understand now stop whining like a baby girl. So not manly. Urg.
Tao: Well you sound like some spoiled blonde American chick that cries when she gets a black iPhone instead of white.
Luhan: Are you sure your not talking about yourself????
Tao: When did I even do that? You Fking fairy unicorn.
Lay: HEY!
Lay: HAH! I BEAT CHEN!
Chen: HEYYYYY!
Luhan: Last time you cried like a 5 year old girl cuz Kris bought you the wrong Gucci bag and you kept on praying for a ghost to haunt Kris and YOURE THE BLONDE MONKEY HERE!
Tao: YOUR JUST JEALOUS I HAVE SEHUN!
Luhan: WHY WOULD I?
Tao: I KNOW YOU ARE! BUT HES MINE!
Luhan: NO.
Tao: OH SO THE FAIRY UNICORN ADMITTED IT~ MAY RAINBOWS AND FLOWERS BE ROSE AND MAY SPRING COME BACK TO EARTH~
Luhan: WTF. YOUR GRANDMA-NESS IS WORST THAN SUHOS
Chen: HEYYYY!
Lay: HEEEEEEEYYYYY!
Suho: What did I bring myself into... TT I came to discuss about the show... not a fight about who's maniler...
Chanyeol: Or even worst- WHO OWNS OH SEHUN AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH
Chanyeol: Kyunggggieee~ I'm hungrrrryyyyyy ♥
Baekhyun: .... Ew....
D.O: Shut up. Both of you. I'm not some slave alright.
Baekhyun: HEY! WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?
Xiumin: Where's Sehun? He needs to solve this
Chen: Saw him bringing his phone into the bathroom 30 minutes ago...
Suho: Sehun... I know your reading all this. Please answer....
Xiumin:
Luhan:
Kris:
Lay:
Baekhyun:
Chen:
Chanyeol: AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
D.O: D_O
Tao:
Kai:
Tao:
D.O:
Chanyeol: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ahahah... haha...ah....- ouch! KYUNGIEEEEEE WHYD YOU HIT MEEEEEE?~
Chen:
Baekhyun:
Lay:
Suho:
Kris:
Luhan:
Xiumin:
Luhan:
Kris:
Suho:
Lay:
Baekhyun:
Chen:
Chanyeol:
D.O:
Tao:
Kai:
Sehun: ... YEHET!