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#CHAT 2

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>>You are logged in as LUHAN.

You invited XIUMIN

XIUMIN accepted invitation

 Xiumin

Hello deer (:

lol baozi that sounds so gay

 Xiumin

Well that is your name right?

True dat…

 Xiumin

Why’d you invite me anyway?

Ermm…you see the thing is

I just read another hunhan fan fiction.

 Xiumin

Hunhan?

Whats that?

Wait… you don’t know whats hunhan?!

 Xiumin

Nope. Am I supposed to know?

Then do you know whats xiuhan?

 Xiumin

Erh no.

OH GOD HOW COULD YOU!!

 Xiumin

Woah Luhan why the sudden caps?

Am I supposed to know or sth?

YES

 Xiumin

It’s our shipped name you pabo ):

 Xiumin

what

Luhan + Xiumin = xiuhan

 Xiumin

wtf

I can’t believe you didn’t know… D:

 Xiumin

Then hunhan is…

YES

 Xiumin

Omg… what has this world become?

I’m starting to doubt the sanity of our fans. Seriously.

Nah I think its cute (:

 Xiumin

cute? Nonono. That’s just downright wrong Luhan.

A man does not get shipped with another.

Unless…

Unless what?

 Xiumin

You’re gay…?

O_o

 Xiumin

Is that a yes?

What?! Of course not.

 Xiumin

Then is Sehun gay?

WHAT OBV NOT

 Xiumin

Woah woah chill there’s no need to be so worked up I was just asking.

You were saying something about a fanfiction?

Yes. Oh my god don’t even get me started on it.

 Xiumin

Then don’t.

No but I have to pour this out to someone.

 Xiumin

My ears are open (:

Okay.

Basically I’ve been reading a lot of fanfiction lately

Don’t ask why

 Xiumin

…

And I just finished reading a hunhan fic.

And now I’m pretty traumatized.

 Xiumin

Why…?

What is it even about.

 Xiumin

Whats that?

Wait gimme a moment.

Whatever you do Xiumin, don’t ever google that.

 Xiumin

Alr did lmao

U_U your poor eyes…

 Xiumin