SUP GUYS ITS YA BOI SMEEGLE AKA GOLLUM AN TODAY IM VENTURIN INTO MOARDOAR ON GANDALFS BACK TO GET AWAY FROM DAT FRODO WHO FOLLOING ME FOR ME ENGAGEMENT RING WHAT A BELL. imma chill wit the orks who are gr8 guys and dont want me ring they jus wanna be pals so imma take me greasy cretinous body ovr to orcland and tickle some orcs. so here begins me luvly story.

i crawled up to orc gates where they swore at me which made me mad af so i swore back n they beat me down like the hideous monstrosity i am an dey put me in jail wit all the lads, 'ladhouse' we calld it. i exchanged sum bants with the lads n then mr prison guard cam in and stripd me down so i had me shriveld willy danglin freely an then they rid like a hoarse. smeegle was happy af wit this treatment so he begd for moar, but orc king bants holla'd me up to his hill so i went up dere. orc king wos a great gy, he rubbd me thighs til dey burned from teh friictiojn and i luvd it cus it tickled a bit. the orc king lad ordered me to le his teats but i sed no cause he was a grub n he hit me n sent me back to the ladhouse where i finully lost me V. i relly enjoyd dat experience cus it was new af n then i went bowlin with orc prison guard for sum giggles n i won n he got mad af poor old man he peered over his saggin shoulder n i saw that it wasnt no prison gard it was ya boi SLAVIC JOE chiles here to save me from me rood orc capteurs. chiles was a saggy dogfaced bore, i wasnt happy bout him bein here the smelly , i wantd a real lad for quality bants on me way out of orcland. me n chiles wondered out of the bowlin ally which i won btw u adriun, we took a walk whilst hi af on spleef n chiles took a maternul role so i led his udders and milkd adrian dry. we restd up a while to regain energy n chiles let me rest my greesy deformed hed on his chunky torso which was comfortable af, me n chiles developd a gr8 relationship from this expirrince so we both movd in for the kiss... 

k guys tysm for reedin be bak soon with part II.
- BEAUTIFUL HUDSON