One day me main man ferege was walking down to the pub with dave camroi and eddy minboi when daves girl shakira jumped out and took a huge ogre in the middle of the street in front of them. Ferege was mad because shakira was an immigrant and a gresy one at that so he goes up, not giving af, and tells her to "JUS FaKK OFFF". Shakira, all mad and gresy went on a mad one and went mental on ededys tiny bumhole, dave was scrid dat his little boy nicke was goin 2 c da sene an he wuld end up facked like a sertin rob smith (in his crashed golf).

After clining up the leakgde left by ededy and shakiras antcs, they all went down 2 da pub and got fackin mortalllled.

meanwile, daves over girl herpes wasd bing a chikky and went waks about wen dave relizxed wat had happe their an he was feelin matirnel an want ilng from herpes and shakire so dat the malk was seepin through their bodys like anicandas and bunds.

In thee eend they all wen doggin 2gethr

DE EAND