The Romance of Rivals

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I HATE HIM!”

                                                                 “I HATE HER!”

HE’S A DEVIL! HE’S PURE EVIL!”

                                “SHE’S PLANNING MY DEATH AS WE SPEAK!

I’LL HATE HIM FOREVER!”

                                                                “I’LL HATE HER FOREVER!

 

No human in this world is as annoying, manipulative, and down right stupid as OH SEHUN.

I bet the words ‘IDIOT, STUPID, and HORSE FACE,’ were written on the description of his birth certificate!

There are only 3 things he can put on his job description:

 

1.  PRO BLACKMAILER

2.  EXPERIENCE WITH BEING A SELF CENTERED PIG

3.  PROFESSIONAL UNDERWEAR THEIF

 

Now that we’ve crossed paths once again.

I declare war.

I, PARK CHOA, WILL TAKE MY REVENGE.

 

[ PARK CHOA ]

{PERSONALITY}:  Bubbly, cheerful, brave, independent

{HOBBIES}:  Studying, throwing darts at Sehun’s picture, & designing

{TALENTS}: Coming up of ways to end Oh Sehun’s life

 

{CHARACTER INTERVIEW}:

“Eh? Hello? Is it on? Is this thing on ahjussi? Oh, the light ! Hello, my name is Park Choa. I’m 19 years old. I am an incoming freshman at Jeoseon Arts University, and am majoring in designing. My hobbies are drawing, and designing. And oh! I also specialize in drawings of Oh Sehun drowning, being eaten by a monster rat, and also being used as a soccer ball by sumo wrestlers."

{ADDITIONAL COMMENTS}:  Specializes in the destruction of Oh Sehun.

 

 

 

 

[ OH SEHUN ]

{PERSONALITY}: Mischievous, playful, smart, witty, full of himself

{HOBBIES}:  Dance, annoying Park Choa, and eating

{TALENTS} Placing 1st in all his classes, being a playboy, beating Park Choa at everything

{SPORTS}: Staring at himself

 

{CHARACTER INTERVIEW}:

“Yes, I am the iest man on earth, Oh Sehun. Wait, why am I doing this interview again? To Introduce myself? Why? Everyone should know who I am. I am God’s gift to earth, I am a king and no one can resist this beautiful----- YAH! PARK CHANYEOL GIVE BACK MY MIRROR! I WAS ADMIRING MY FACIAL STRUCTURE!”

{ADDITIONAL COMMENTS}:  Obsessed with looking at himself

 

 

 

 

- WARNING - There will be slight cursing :) hehe!

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Foreword

There’s nothing worse than being compared to the person you hate the most in life.

Unfortunately, that was just the case for 19-year-old Park Choa.

Growing up, she experienced nothing but hair-pulling, crayon stealing, and fist fights.

She was always second, and he was always first. She got a ‘great job’ sticker, he got an ‘outstanding’ sticker. And who gave her all these unforgettable memories? “Oh ing Sehun.”

 

And now, 5 Sehun-free years later, here she was, going to college, buying her first apartment, and living life happily. And guess who just happens to still be alive and breathing and is at the same city, same college, and same building too?

 

Only one answer:  OH ING SEHUN.                      

    

 

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hyegun #1
Chapter 14: Update soon
hanley #2
Chapter 14: Update! Update! Update! Please~~ i must say that this is the funniest and hilarious fanfic i ever read. And i love it so much!! Both of them were incredibly funny that i laughed till my tears strolled down my cheeks. Hahah..the dialogues is so so so funny! Especially at the part where they wanted to name their baby Chohun Fishcake...hahah
exosatansoo
#3
Chapter 14: omg that was so funny xD (will u update soon ??)
XOXO
eMargs
#4
Chapter 13: This chapter. I'm so dead
xsoojjang #5
Chapter 14: Hello. I just dont understand… or maybe im not so into comedy fic?:(
atehbaby #6
Chapter 14: -GASP- I missed this soo much!!! YAAAY! Great update!! : )
xoxo1401 #7
Chapter 14: Loooollll!!!! Oh sehun is the most iest man on earth and i will gladly have his babies because he's all minee! I really love this statementt!! And long time no see!
eyimthe
#8
Chapter 13: YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED FOR THE LONGEST TIME :(((
ExoLover2206 #9
Chapter 13: Looking forward to chao and sehun' married life (^∇^)
intricatebeautyluhan
#10
Chapter 13: All in all, your story has the potential to become quite popular, if you make some changes and carefully edit the chapters you post. For now I will stay subscribed and see how the story further unfolds. I hope that you will take some of the things mentioned above into consideration. Fighting! <3