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Xiumin has invited; Suho, Kai, Sehun, Chanyeol, Baekhyun, D.O, Kris, Luhan, Lay, Tao, Chen to the chat.


Xiumin: Uh guys, what does "wtf," "stfu," and "imma have a bf" exactly mean? Baekhyun just used all of those abbreviations. 

Sehun: 

Chanyeol: 

Suho: 

Luhan: 

Kris: 

Kai:

Chen: Ur stupid hyung :^) 

Luhan: Wtf Chen. Donut treat my baozi like dat. 

Chanyeol:

Baekhyun: I made it clear that you don't tell them. Tyvm hyung. (>.<)

Tao: Kris Gucci is having a sale! Pay up!  

Kris: NO.

D.O: Whose face is this. I cannot tell. 


D.O has sent a photo!


D.O: WHO IS THIS HANDSOME LOAD. I GOTS TO KNOW. I WISH I WAS HAWT. GDI.

Lay: That's u idiot. 

D.O: Well, damn.

Baekhyun: Xiumin is gonna die tonite. 

Xiumin: 

Kris: Baekhyun, ur gonna get ur whooped. 

Luhan: I'm trying out "emoji's" I like this one the best 🔪 

Kai: ): 

Sehun: Lu hyungie, 💕😍 

Kai: 🔫

Suho: the hell is wrong wit u kai. 

Tao: KRISSIE OPPAAA BUY ME MAH . 

Chen: Preach unnie. 

Tao: ^ 

Lay: ^^ 

Tao: ^^^ 

Kris: no. no. no. 

Baekhyun: I'm taking a poo. Stop making me laugh. 

Chanyeol: I can hear farts coming from the bathroom. 

D.O: 

Lay: 

Chen:

Suho: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chanyeol: R u constipated in there baek. 

Kai: WHO ATE DEM GODDAMN CHICKEN FINGERS. 

Baekhyun: Psh. No. 

Chanyeol: u fatass. stop devouring so much food baek. 

Kai: I SAID THEY WERE MINE. 

D.O: whoops. sorry. i ate them . . .

Luhan: y is exo-m quiet. 

Sehun: yeah y. i like exo-m more. 

Suho: ^ :( 

Kris: sorry I'm taking Tao shopping. Calm ur goddamn Tao. We're going to get clothes not Gucci. 

Tao: DDD: 

Lay: I'm baking a cake for Xiumin. 

Luhan: I smell smoke. R u okay out there. 

Xiumin: . LAY ITS BURNING GOOOO. 

Baekhyun: wth is going on

Chanyeol: Exo-M is being stupid af again. 

Xiumin: hold up. what does "af" and "wth" mean? D:


Sehun has changed his name to "Bby cakes."

Kai has changed his name to "Kaiwaii." 

Xiumin has changed his name to "Mindy." 

Luhan has changed his name to "Hansel."

Suho has changed his name to "Rich ." 

Kris has changed his name to "DISSY KRISSY." 

Lay has changed his name to "Stop changing yo names." 

Tao has changed his name to "Gucci sale buy me sum gUCCI KREASE."

D.O has changed his name to "Fancy ." 

Chen has changed his name to "Chenballs." 

Chanyeol has changed his name to "Chanyolk." 

Baekhyun has changed his name to "Baekbootylicous." 


Mindy: Tell me guys :( 

DISSY KRISSY: It means; What the , Shut the up, and Imma have a fit.

Rich : Baek, come over to my dorm you .

Baekbootylicous: No thanks. I'm fine bro. Never been better. D:

Chanyolk: Baekhyun looks like this right now. 


Chanyolk has sent a photo!


Baekbootylicous: wait until i get my hands on u Chanyeol to fckking strangle u. 

Kaiwaii: bout to go down "fancy ." LET ME CHOKE IT OUT OF U. 

Fancy : hELP SEHUN. HELPPPPPP. 

Hansel: Lay put out the fire. The fire alarm is sounding. Never gonna trust him again.

Bby cakes: Nah, I'm fine bro. 

Stop changing yo names: I'm speechless. 

Mindy: >:| 

Ritch : is lurking in the bg.


DISSY KRISSY and Gucci sale buy me sum gUCCI KREASE have left the chat. 


Hansel: 😄😃😀😊☺️😉😍😘😚😗😙😜😝😛😳😁😔😌😒😞😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😅😓😩😫😨😱😠😡😤😖😆😋😷😎😴😵😲😟😇😦😏😧😑😈👲👿👳😮👮😬👷😐💂😕👶😯👦😶👧👨😼👽👩🙀💩👴😿🔥👵😹✨👱😾🌟👼👹💫👸👺💥😺🙈💢😸🙉😻🙊💧😽💀💤💨✌️👏👂👋💪👀✋🚶👃👐🏃👅👆💃👄👇👫👍👉👪👎👈👬👌🙌👭👊🙏💏✊☝️💑👯🙇👚🙆🎩👗🙅👑🎽💁👒👖🙋👟👘💆👞👙💇👡💼💅👠👜👰👢👝🙎👕👛🙍👔👓🎀💕👣🌂💖💭💄💞💛💘💙💌💜💋💚💍❤️💎💔👤💗👥💓💬

Bby cakes: I want to slap and hug you at the same time Lu. 

Hansel: hAHAHA. 

Bby cakes: hugs u virtually. 

Hansel: Ily. 

Bby cakes: Ilysm. 

Hansel: Ilysfm.

Bby cakes: I love you too the moon and back. 

Hansel: I will love you til the end of time. 

Kaiwaii: u heads are just quoting and saying song lyrics.


Chenballs, Stop changing yo names, Chanyolk, Baekbootylicous, Fancy , Mindy, Rich have left the chat.


Bby cakes: Well, damn.

Hansel: No one raikes our luv.

Kaiwaii: got that one right. (^: 


A/N: sorry this was random. just, idk lmfao.

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Lamimia #1
Chapter 1: Haha that's hilarious xD
Fantasyxheart
#2
Chapter 1: This is funny XD