Suho's point of view.

Money... money all around me... I need more, more and more, to treat my exo-k kids to luxury.. yes... money fairy..

Ring ding dong ring ding dong ding-rigidingdingdingdingdingding.

Who would interrupt me in such a festive dream. I sighed, reaching out my phone. 

*2 new messages* 

Chachachanyeol-- 
Hey gramps can you buy us dinner? Your room's locked and kyungsoo refused to cook anything and we don't have ingredients.. pizza's fine. Thanks. \( o u o )/ banzai

Manager-nim --
Joon-ah, don't forget to check by your fansite every now and then. 

I lazily walked to my laptop and went to our official smtown website and clicked on each member's teaser photos to view the netizen's reponses/reactions. It was fun, It made me feel really young and fuzzy inside whenever I read comments such as "Ah! Suho oppa looks so handsome, so macho!" , giving me and my members such compliments. This was the life. 

I hovered to some of the top comments and read,

                            
     * Exogirl5eva: They all look so handsome! I wonder if they have crazy sides too! The all look too masculine and hot!                                             
                 exomaniac replied : you might want to look at luhan once again                                                                                                                             
                 kerswubigfan replied : you must be new to the fandom                                                                                                                                             

Suddenly loud music started playing from outside my room,
"MOTHER FOTHER GENTUHLMEN TENTENTENTENTEN"
"WOOOOOOOOO SHAKE THAT BOOTY BAEK" 
"DEEEEEEEEEEEMN." 

So much for maturity. They're all pretty much on crack. I facepalmed.
An idea suddenly beamed, I decided I will make a website that reveals each member's weird, derp sides to show fans we're not just serious men. 
I searched a website creator on google and started creating.

          WebbyBuddy 
Helping you create your own website! 
Site Name :                            
Site URL :                              
Site Creator :                         
Site Theme :
+ Click here to view over millions of themes for your site!

Hmm... Site name... since they're all pretty much on crack.. "Exocrack.com"  should be fine...
Site creator? .. I shouldn't reveal to fans it's me making this website... Ah, I know! "Suhobiggestfanhesoy" 
Okay, what's next.. 
Oh, site theme? Oh there's so many site themes to choose from this felt amazing it made me feel so young clicking my mouse like this, it's been a while I've been online for such a long time.

"SUHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! DINNER OR WE'LL RUIN YOUR DOORKNOB" 

.. Aish, those freaks. I facepalmed once again and left the room, not knowing I left my laptop open.


 

A/N : I am really, unsatisfied with how this story looks; I'll do my best to make it look somewhat cooler; I realized just now the posters, the graphics etc. I made were crappy looking. ; n ; ; ; Anyway, uhm hi! comment? no? okay.... ; n ; :))

+Edit : Omygosh you guys, after I made this chapter I researched "WebbyBuddy" and there really is a website like that! O_O Like... ASDFGHJKL MEN.