"You've reached Donghae's voicemail.  Leave a message after the beep and I may or may not answer you."  BEEEEP! 

 

 

Hey, Donghae.  Ummmm, it’s me, Jessica.  There’s something I should probably tell you.  *Giggling in the background* Yah, Krystal, be quiet!  [PRESS DASH TO DELETE AND RE RECORD YOUR MESSAGE]

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#Heyyy, Oppa, It’s Sica.  I’m, like, kinda bored, and well I’m wondering how much your laptop cost.  I was thinking about maybe buying, like, a new one.

*KRYSTAL:  You like, just bought a new one, plus he like already knows about it, cuz-* SHUSH!  [PRESS # TO DELETE AND RE RECORD YOUR MESSAGE]

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#So, I’m just wondering if you watched that video about friendship?  You know, the one that went viral?  About how friendships shouldn’t be broken because of something stupid like, say I lost something.  Or maybe like... ummmm... broke it.  Did you get to the part where it said it was especially bad if you’re in, like a group of friends, cuz if like two of them stopped talking to each of it’ll like, throw everything off balance or something like that?  *Door opens* 

*AMBER:  Hey, guys! 

KRYSTAL:  HEY AMBER! 

AMBER:  I'm back and- WHOA!  What happened?! 

KRYSTAL:  Unnie broke -sorry, SMASHED- Donghae oppa's laptop with a baseball bat 

AMBER:  You sure it's not Eunhyuk's or Heechul's?  Cuz' if it was you'd be in WAYY more trouble-*

YES, I'm sure.  Eunhyuk's laptop is over there and Heechul is, umm... he didn't show up today. 

*KRYSTAL:  He's probably at a club somewhere, hitting on some girls.   

AMBER:  HA!  True.* 

Will you guys SHUT UP?  I'm trying to send him a voicemail.  [PRESS # TO DELETE AND RE RECORD YOUR MESSAGE]

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#Hey, when was the last time you backed up your laptop?  I'm like just wondering.  You should, like, back it up everyday, cuz, like, what if something, like, HYPOTHETICALLY happened to it-

*KRYSTAL:  Okayyy, I know he isn't that smart, but I'm sure that he can figure out-*

Krys?

*KRYSTAL:  Neh?*  

I.  Will.  Kill.  You.  If.  You.  Don’t. Shut.-  

*KRYSTAL:  Then you’ll have a lot of explaining-*

ARGGG!  I DON’T CARE!  JUST SHUT UP!  [PRESS # TO DELETE AND RE RECORD YOUR MESSAGE]

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#Hi oppa~!  Don’t you like really hate mosquitoes?  They’re like sooooo annoying.  What if you had a baseball bat and you saw one?  What would you do?  I, for one would probably try and kill it.  Wouldn’t you?  What if it like landed on something important, like your laptop of someone else's’ laptop or like-  

*KRYSTAL:  Wow seriously?  That’s, like, sooo obvious.  Plus you sound like, REALLY guilty.  And-*

BE QUIET!  [PRESS # TO DELETE AND RE RECORD YOUR MESSAGE]

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#Soooo, hey Donghae.  Welllll, you see... there was this mosquito, and I had a baseball bat, and the mosquito kinda, like, landed on your laptop, and soooo well, yeah.  I'm really REALLY sorry.  I’ll try and get you a new one, but-

*KRYSTAL: Unnie, you're like, broke*

Shush, I KNOW!  [PRESS # TO DELETE AND RE RECORD YOUR MESSAGE]

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#I'm really, really, REALLY, sorry Donghae.  I-  *phone rings* 

*KRYSTAL:  Sorry- oh!  It's Tiffany unnie!  Hey Fany unnie!  -Pause while Tiffany talks-  Oh really.  Wow, That for him.  Kay, I'll tell her.  Bye!  Yeah, she is. -Phone clicks off-  Well...  Aiden's grounded 'cuz his mum found out he got into detention on Tuesday -you know when he insulted Mr. Zhou? -  Well anyway, he's coming here to get his laptop, and since he's not is a good mood, so she wanted me to tell you to get our butts outta here until he goes.  Oh, by the way, she called me because she couldn’t reach you. * 

-PAUSE- 

*AMBER:  Dun, dun, dunnnnn.* 

Oh.  God.  Why.  Me?  [PRESS # TO DELETE AND RE RECORD YOUR MESSAGE]

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#Hey Donghae, it's me, Jessica.  I smashed your laptop.  

*KRYSTAL:  With a baseball bat. *  

SHHH!  I'm really sorry.  I'll try and get you a new one.  

*KRYSTAL:  You’re broke*  

*slaps hand* 

*laughs* 

*KRYSTAL:  Whoa.  Aggressive*  

Bye.