Hello there! I am Oh Sehun of EXO and also the boyfriend of the adorable little deer Luhan (yes he’s mine, so back off!).

I am here today to tell you the true self of the dance machine in EXO — Kim Jongin who is actually a childish brat (who is as childish as Tao).  Kim Jongin is just somebody with a childish persona in a y looking body (/jealous/).

Kim Jongin.

If I tell you that this said boy is very childish, would you believe it? Obviously you wouldn’t. With his defined abs, who will ever imagine that this boy who possess a y looking body (in which everybody wants) will be a childish boy in reality.

However, this is the sad truth. Kim Jongin is a childish boy, as childish as Tao (okay, perhaps I have exaggerated quite a little) but you get the idea.

He, Kim Jongin, is an extremely childish boy. I mean, who plays with a Pororo plushie at the age of 20? He is definitely the first, no doubt.

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“Kyungie!!!”

Oh gosh. There he goes again.

Every single ing morning, Kim Jongin will always wake everybody up in the dorm with his whiny voice calling out for non other, but his boyfriend — Kyungsoo, or more affectionately known as Kyungie (“Only I can call him Kyungie” he always say).

I really wonder, how the said Kyungie can stand Jongin being such a childish brat.

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“But Kyungie, I want chicken, fried chicken.”

Every morning, said Kim Jongin will always beg Kyungsoo to make fried chicken for him as breakfast in which Kyungsoo will always reply with “No Jonginnine. It’s too early for friend chicken.” or “It’s unhealthy to eat fried chicken every morning.” However, after the said brat starts showing his aegyo (which honestly ) and whining “Kyungieeee, please. I will be good today, I promise. Just make me fried chicken.”, Kyungsoo will give in and cook fried chicken for him.

Which is why I honestly don’t understand how Kyungsoo hyung can ever stand a brat like him.

As the days go by, it will be a common sight that Jongin will be clinging onto Kyungsoo (be it during the numerous schedules or practices and whatnot) as if he is afraid that Kyungsoo will run off with another guy more handsome than Kim Jongin.

/smack/

“How dare you make Jongin cry by saying that Kyungsoo will leave him!”

“But LuLu —“

“No buts, apologize to him now.”

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“Kyungie, sing me to sleep.”

/vomits/

I feel that the food from dinner is trying to get out from my stomach. Oh my God. Kim Jongin is so sickening.

This said Kim Jongin always make Kyungsoo sing him to sleep because I can’t sleep without Kyungie’s beautiful voice sending me to Pororo land.

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(Next Morning)

This is weird. Why isn’t Jongin shouting out for Kyungsoo today?

“Jongin went out for a date with Kyungsoo earlier on.”

“Oh I see Suho hyung.”

“What’s with the smirk Sehun ah?” Suho hyung asked me while giving me an expression of o.O.

“Oh, I’m just wondering. I’m just wondering how on Earth did somebody like Kyungsoo hyung fall for somebody as childish as Jongin”

“Kyungsoo hyung has a bad taste in guys for falling for Jongin.” I continued.

“So is Luhan. Luhan has bad taste in guys too.”

“What! No Suho hyung. Luhannie has a good taste for falling for me, unlike Kyungsoo hyung.”

“Really? But Sehun ah, you seem to have forgotten that you are more childish than Jongin. If Kyungsoo has a bad taste in falling for Jongin, so is Lunhan for falling for you.”

Fin.

I just realized that the title has no relation with the story (somehow). Hahahahah, I still hope you guys enjoy this story. Please do remember to give me your feedbacks.

Also, please do remember to #PrayforMH370.

I apologise for the non-smoothness of the conversation, I am terribly bad at them /gets bricked/.

xoxo