Where's Umma?
GOT7's Crack ChatroomUsernames:
JB: J-Bummie
Mark: FlyingMark
BamBam: CuteBB
Jackson: JacksonGotDaSWAG
Yugyeom: FeedTheMaknae
Youngjae: Choi-YJ
Jr: HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR
Note: Most of this chapter was written before Fluffy watched 'Real GOT7 episode 4' so she didn't know who the umma was. Fluffy apologizes for any retardedness and is very sorry if any of this is offensive in any way. ^^; And Fluffy is very, very thankful for the subscribes and comments~
→ CuteBB invited FeedTheMaknaeNOW and J-Bummie to chat
CuteBB: Hurry up! =^=
→ FeedTheMaknaeNOW accepted
→ J-Bummie accepted
FeedTheMaknae: You know that I'm just in the room beside you, right?
CuteBB: I'm too lazy to walk.
FeedTheMaknae: ㅍ_ㅍ
J-Bummie: What do you want?
CuteBB: This is a very grave matter.
FeedTheMaknae: Yes?
CuteBB: We need to know...
CuteBB: Who the umma is.
J-Bummie: ...
FeedTheMaknae: ...
J-Bummie: You're right...
CuteBB: The umma can't be me or Yugyeom because we're the maknaes.
J-Bummie: And it can't be me because I'm the leader and the appa.
FeedTheMaknae: No, you're the grandpa.
J-Bummie: How dare you!
J-Bummie: Respect your elders!! D:<
CuteBB: XD
FeedTheMaknae: I don't think the umma can be Youngjae because he sleeps so much. -__-
CuteBB: I know o3o
J-Bummie: Aish, I always have to wake him up in the morning!
CuteBB: That must be a nightmare...
FeedTheMaknae: =X= I hear you guys fighting every day.
J-Bummie: Stupid Youngjae and his sleeping.
CuteBB: ...Anyways, back to the subject of the umma...
J-Bummie: Why do we even need an umma again?
FeedTheMaknae: We need an umma so (s)he can do all the chores and cooking.
J-Bummie: Ah.
CuteBB: Maybe the umma could be Mark...
FeedTheMaknae: You've got a point...
J-Bummie: He did buy breakfast for us yesterday, and not to mention he's really mature...
CuteBB: Hmm...
CuteBB: Hold on, I'll invite him.
FeedTheMaknae: Do you really think he's going to accept? o_O
→ CuteBB invited FlyingMark to chat
→ FlyingMark accepted
FeedTheMaknae: MOTHER OF KIMCHI
FlyingMark: Are you guys talking about normal things this time?
J-Bummie: Yes.
FlyingMark: Okay... good.
FlyingMark: So what're we talking about?
CuteBB: Are you our umma?
→ FlyingMark has left the chat
FeedTheMaknae: Was that a no?
J-Bummie: That was definitely a no. Ummas don't abandon their children.
CuteBB: D:
CuteBB: BUT WE MUST FIND OUR UMMA
CuteBB: SO WE DON'T HAVE TO DO OUR CHORES
J-Bummie: And grandpa is too old to do chores so don't bother with me >__>
FeedTheMaknae: Guys
FeedTheMaknae: I think I got it
J-Bummie: You do?
CuteBB: Who??
FeedTheMaknae: IT'S JACKSOOOONNNNN
J-Bummie: ...
CuteBB: ...
J-Bummie: Let's not listen to Yugyeom anymore, he has no common sense...
CuteBB: Yeah.
FeedTheMaknae: >^< I hate you guys.
J-Bummie: Wait, so you, Yugyeom, me, and Mark and Jackson are out...
CuteBB: And Youngjae is out too.
J-Bummie: Then that leaves...
J-Bummie: Jr.?
FeedTheMaknae: But he's Jr.!!
CuteBB: Is Jr. really the umma?
J-Bummie: Umma Jr.~
FeedTheMaknae: Sounds weird...
CuteBB: Jr. Umma~!
CuteBB: XDD
→ CuteBB invited HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR to chat
→ HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR accepted
FeedTheMaknae: I really hope he's the umma. Or else our group won't have one... o3o
HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: What umma?
J-Bummie: 'Sup Jr.
HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: Hi.
CuteBB: Are you our umma? *U*
FeedTheMaknae: Please don't leave like Mark did D:
HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: I'm so offended right now =^=
HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR: OF COURSE I'M THE UMMA!!
→ HI-MY-NAME-IS-JR changed her username to THE-SUPREME-UMMA
J-Bummie: 'Her'?
CuteBB: XD WTF JR
THE-SUPREME-UMMA: ALL HAIL THE UMMA
FeedTheMaknae: I'm dying XDD
THE-SUPREME-UMMA: DO YOUR HOMEWORK
J-Bummie: RESPECT YOUR FATHER
→ J-Bummie changed his username to GRANDPALIM
GRANDPALIM: ALL YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS GO TO BED I AM THE SWAG
CuteBB: OMG ROFL
FeedTheMaknae: Best family feud ever.
THE-SUPREME-UMMA: NO DAD YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
GRANDPALIM: GET BACK HERE YOU DISOBEDIENT EXCUSE OF A DAUGHTER
THE-SUPREME-UMMA: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
THE-SUPREME-UMMA: I ATE YOUR MOM
GRANDPALIM: I ATE YOU
CuteBB: How does that even work? O.O
FeedTheMaknae: Shh, logic does not apply in this chatroom.
CuteBB: XD
THE-SUPREME-UMMA: Umma says it's time to go >.>
GRANDPALIM: Where?
FeedTheMaknae: Oh, right. We have practice. .__.
CuteBB: Race ya! >W<
→ CuteBB has left the chat
→ FeedTheMaknae has left the chat
GRANDPALIM: What
GRANDPALIM: DON'T LEAVE YOUR GRANDFATHER
→ GRANDPALIM has left the chat
THE-SUPREME-UMMA: YAH!
THE-SUPREME-UMMA: YOU CHILDREN
THE-SUPREME-UMMA: GET BACK HERE
THE-SUPREME-UMMA: I was the one who reminded them to go, too...
THE-SUPREME-UMMA: Ungrateful kids -3-
→ THE-SUPREME-UMMA has left the chat
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