Megan looked at Baek,  his breathang still heavy from carryin her on his bike as fast as his schmoooove could all up in tha long grass outside of Pallet Hood.

“You’re eyes is impossibly big- n' black,” You holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat , muthaa! “Yo crazy- afro is… incredibly pointy, n' don’t need product. Yo crazy- grill chizzlez size n' shape based on yo' vibe… n' sometimes you drop a rhyme like - like you’re from tha 90’s. Yo never spend scrilla on anything; you don’t git all up in tha bathroom.”

Da silence hung there, thick n' heavy like a Snorlax blockin tha bike path.

“How tha oldschool is yo slick ?” Megan chazziled self asked, not shizzle if dat biiiiatch wanted ta know.

“Ten,” Baek replied, wit a slight smirk n' a almost amused tone.

Megs freshly smoked up dat wasn’t true fo' realz. Baekhyun wasn’t like tha other thugs her age yo. Dude wasn’t even like her olda sistas whoz ran tha toilet up in Cerulean Citizzle yo. Dude was wiser n' his thugged-out lil' was genuine.

Baek didn’t just wanna catch dem all, he needed ta yo. He was goin ta be tha dopest there eva was no matter how tha long it took, which gave Megan dis naggin up in tha back of her mind. Y'all KNOW dat , muthaa! Biatch had ta know fo' sure.

“How tha long have you been ten?” she asked. Y'all KNOW dat , muthaa! Her voice weak, knowin full well tha answer could chizzle every last muthain thang dat dunkadelic hoe thought she knew.

“A while…” Baek holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat , muthaa! His voice trailin off, as if da thug was losin his dirty up in a in' flood of memories.

Megan let up a in' faint gasp. Right back up in yo muthain . Biatch knew now, nahmeean, biatch? Right back up in yo muthain . Biatch was certain.

“I know what tha yo is,” her dope declared, as if whatever had been holdin her back from acceptin tha real deal, finally let go of her hand n' let her fall right down tha Diglett hole.

Baekhyun eyes was kickin it now, flickerin like tha flame on a Charmander’s tale.

Dude stared right tha into her n' holla'd, ”Say it… up loud. Y'all KNOW dat , muthaa! Say dat .”

Megan's was poundin louder than tha thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite tha now eerily silent meadow, dat thugged-out biiiatch could barely be heard as dat biiiiatch whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”