Of Wishes and Fists
Description
The day Oh Sehun met Song Eunchan was the day he swore an oath ... an oath to start wearing underwear again.
And that was just the beginning of his downward spiral into a bizarre life with the eccentric Eunchan and her gang of unusual friends.
On the night of his eighteenth birthday, Sehun decided to do some "deep" thinking after downing five shots of alcohol as he sat at the bar in the club where his party was held.
He came to the conclusion that he was bored with his life as a teenage chaebol. He realized he was getting sick of certain things. Things like: girls constantly throwing themselves at him, spending loads of money on designer crap that he didn't need, driving a different sportscar to school every week, and being reminded of how handsome he was on the daily. It was all starting to feel really repetitive and mundane.
So while drunk and not thinking straight, he blew out the candles on his birthday cake wishing for a more exciting life, something like a crazy adventure in a distant magical land! Little did he know his wish would actually come true, but not exactly in the way he would have wanted it to ...
► And so his adventure begins this way:
The morning after, Sehun found himself getting kicked out of his mansion in Tokyo. His estranged father sent him packing his bags back to Korea.
Two days later, Sehun found himself getting robbed at the airport as soon as he stepped foot in Seoul. He had to sleep on a bench in a park that night.
Three days later, Sehun found himself sitting next to Song Eunchan on his first day of school. By the end of class, he was begging his teacher for a seat change.
Four days later, Sehun found himself being harassed for his lack of underwear by Song Eunchan. Who knew going commando would be such a heinous crime?
Five days later, Sehun found himself being blackmailed into joining a gang of "crimefighters" to protect the streets of Seoul ... And of course, Song Eunchan was the blackmailer.
Now that he was getting the adventure he wished for, poor Sehun wasn't sure if Song Eunchan was a wish come true or a life-ruining demon sent from hell.
► Main Character Files
Birthname: Oh Sehun Birthname: Song Eunchan
Special Talents: Taekwondo and inflating his own ego Special Talents: Driving Oh Sehun crazy in many ways.
"Tch, either she really hates me or just really wants have with me." "Yah Oh Sehun. Think with your brain, not your okay?"
Birthname: Kim Jongin Birthname: Park Chanyeol
Special Talents: Breaking hearts and putting up a front Special Talents: Giving useless information and being a loyal best friend
"I still think about you. Out of sight, out of mind doesn't apply to us." "Me and Eunchan? Ew god no! That would be like committing !"
► Supporting Character Files
Birthname: Wu Yifan Birthname: Do Kyungsoo
Special Talents: Being suave sometimes, innapropriate the rest of the time Special Talents: Sassing and smartassing
"You know what else is as huge as that? My pe— Ow what the Kyungsoo." " .... I'm surrounded by idiots."
Birthname: Park Sandara Birthname: Kim Junmyeon
Special Talents: Stalking Oh Sehun and ignoring Park Chanyeol Special Talents: He's just really annoying
"That Chanyeol guy is so creepy, he keeps—Sehun-ah are you listening to me?" "Now wait a minute, I do not walk around with a pole up my !"
Birthname: Oh Manseok Birthname: Song Wooyoung
Special talents: Illegal business dealing and being a nonexistent father Special talents: Nagging and upholding justice
"It's about time you start earning the life I've provided you with, boy." "No crimefighting and allowance this month for you missy!"
Birthname: ??????????
Foreword
Hello! This is my first fanfic ever so I apologize for any grammatical mistakes/ty writing/nonsense etc.
Not all of the EXO members are going to make their appearances immediately, but they'll definitely be popping up here and there :D
Also, I'm very open to criticism so please feel free to leave comments telling me what I need to improve on!
Rating: Pg-15, maybe M in future chapters.
Warning: This fic will contain profanity and mature themes, such as violence and suggestive content.
disclaimer: the images used are not mine, I only added polaroid frames around them. All credit belongs to their original owners.
Thank you to Ahri at ❁Crimson Twilight Review Shop❁ for the review!
Poster was made by Mangogogo @ the walking-paradox graphic shop
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