All Donghae had planned for that evening was going home and watch some TV. He did not plan to meet a beautiful girl who tells him that he's the chosen one and a vampire.

So Donghae does the one thing everyone should do in this kind of situation:

He tries to calls the police, because that girl obviously belongs into a psychiatry.

Length: Oneshot

Genre: humor, crack (or at least that was what I intend to write)

Pairing: eunhae!friendship (they're just best friends here, but you could easily see them as a couple), ninja!Kyumin at the end

Warnings: This makes no sense at all (Edit: this is too boyxboy for someone who doesn't like it)

Disclaimer: I only own the plot and not the characters (sadly enough)