I walk through the halls of haunted SM ent,

Let me just tell you, this time will be well spent.

The first door flies open and what do I see?

A ghoulish, pale maknae staring at me.

"Who's at the door?" a doe-eyed vixen calls.

The maknae doesn't answer, but kicks me in the balls.

"Thtop wasthing my time," the maknae sneers,

"Or else I'll castrate you and make you tremble in fear."

The rainbow head slams the door shut,

I remain frozen, sitting on my .

 

After a few silent minutes, I get myself up.

Not soon enough, a mysterious voice yells, "Sup?"

His thunderous voice make the whole house shake,

Almost as though we're having an earthquake.

Not a second later, I see a lightning bolt.

What I see behind this figure makes my insides jolt.

An icy glare from behind makes my heart stop,

Fear laces me once more and once again I drop.

I crawl away afraid, letting out a frightful scream,

"This can't be real," I mutter, "This must all be a dream."

 

"Why are you on the floor?" I hear another grumble.

"Hyung, everyone is scaring me!" I can't help, but to mumble.

"Speak clearer, you babo!" I hear a y growl,

Feeling much more comfortable, I wear a scornful scowl.

"What the 's your problem?" I can't help but to yell,

"Wait, is there someone behind you?  I can't really tell."

Indeed there is, as I recognize that glare,

A cold, time-stopping face I'd recognize anywhere.

Once again, on my feet, I bolt down the hall,

Avoiding these frightening memories, I don't want to recall.

 

My voice is very shaky, as I let out a sigh.

I walk into another room, emotions running high.

The sound of leaking water penetrates my ear,

There's someone here behind me, I feel a presence near.

"Yah!" I yell out loudly, hoping for a sound,

I do this just to check if anyone's around.

To my surprise I hear a yelp that reeks of equal fear,

His boyfriend shoves me to the side, as the guardian's in tears.

"Get out of here you !  You scared my baby boy!"

Defeated, I walk out the room, not even an ounce of joy.

 

I enter the elevator, feeling hatred towards today.

"I can't take anymore scares, PLEASE!" I secretly pray.

The door opens to the floor below, I step out through the gate,

I put on a brave face, accepting my newfound fate.

I walk through a fiery furnace and see a glimpse of the lights of hell.

Oblivious through it all, yet something rings a bell.

At the end, I see a glimmer of hope, bringing warmth toward me,

The eyes of an owl, staring as wide as can be.

At the end of this maze, I hug the owl-eyed male.

I cry tears of relief, as my body crumbles and goes frail.

 

"I thought I was going to die today," I snuggled him so tight.

"Hyung, what is going on?  I'm scared!" I yell in fright.

All he does is chuckle, rubbing circles on my back,

"Today is Halloween, babo!  Don't you even keep track?"

Suddenly, the lights turn on, everyone giggling hard,

He then yells "Yah!  How could you not realize?  Are you a retard?"

I punch my savior in the gut, then peck his juicy lips.

I didn't even notice the date, gosh, today was such a trip!

The rest of the night was so fun, my heart's about to burst.

Now tell me, all of you, how will you spend October 31st?

 

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A/N: TOLD YOU IT WAS LAME! But it was actually fun to write. I didn't have time for a full-on oneshot for Halloween, but I wanted to upload something! :PPP Enjoy. Have fun. Yadayada! :) <3 to readers, subbies, comments, hugs, kisses, CANDY! Happy Halloween!