A/N: This is just a fic that i wrote quite some time ago. Let me know what you think and subscribe! <3

 

 

Kyuhyun: Lies! They are all lies!

 

Yesung:  Did you finally find a super secret turtle army in space?

 

Eunhyuk: Im walking on sunshine oh~

 

Kangin: I came back from the army and THIS is what happens. TEUKIE LET ME REPLACE YOU IN THE ARMY!!!

 

Leeteuk: No.

 

Siwon: MY BABY! DID YOU FINALLY RELEASE YOURSELF FROM THE LIES OF THE DEVIL AND FULLY ACCEPT  GOD?!?!

 

Kyuhyun: The fans seem to think that I am a deranged poodle

 

Shindong: I have to agree with the deranged…

 

Siwon: my poor baby !

 

Yesung : *feeds Donghae lettuce* I shall now call you ….. Haekoma!

 

Donghae: Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!  Chomp!

 

Ryeowook: Here Haekoma  Haekoma  Haekoma ~

 

Donghae: WOOF!!!!!

 

Eunhyuk: Oh McDonald had a farm~

 

Kibum: you people ==

 

Kangin: I live with a petting zoo of humans!

 

Kyuhyun: ENOUGH!

 

Siwon: This is a sign….. OUR HOUSE IS THE ARK AND YOU ARE NOAH <3

 

Kangin: what?

 

Heechul: Donghae, don’t bark at the cats!

 

Hangeng: DO IT! DO IT!

 

Heechul: Yah! Don’t say a word, you Chinaman ! You are obviously forgetting how to agree with me in your terriblr Korean.

 

Eunhyuk: I always feel like somebody’s watching me ~

 

Donghae:  Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!

 

Donghae: Sungmin say’s that I have an attention span of a hamster… *sobs*

 

Eunhyuk : How dare you insult my fishie!

 

Yesung : Ke$ha rocks.

 

Kangin: I didn’t know you listen to Kesha…

 

Yesung: No, it’s not kasha, its Ke$ha.

 

Hangeng: I am Ke$ha! * does a dramatic pose*

 

Heechul: I have trained you well.

 

Ryeowook: How do you pet turtles?

 

Kangin:Take your hand, stretch it out and…

 

Ryeowook: No! I mean their heads, how do you pet them without them hiding into their own shells?

 

Donghae: Ask Yesung!

 

Yesung: It’s a family secret.

 

-THE END-