Kris: The moment I look into ur eyes..

You: Hmm?

Kris: ..I can see ur future husband.

You: Really??

Kris: Yup!

You: Who?

Kris: Me!

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You: Kris i want to be a nurse

Kris: Oh no

You: Why?

Kris: i need to ask Chen to teach me how to be sick so i can visit u everyday

You: :)

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Kris: I don't usually kiss people.

You: Oh.

Kris: But when I do, I do it with you.

You: ._.

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You: can i hv a puppy

Kris:

You:

Kris: No

You: WHY

Kris: Bcs u wil pay more attention to the puppy!

You:

Tao: Do u want panda? Adopt me pls

Kris: GET OUT

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Q: LUHAN/KRIS

You: um... this is so hard

Luhan: ^_^

Kris: who is ur bf here

You: Kris

Kris: So obviously u should choose who?

You: LUHAN!

Luhan: ^_^

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You: i want to be a mother

Kris: U alr bcm a mother

You: WHEN?

Kris: Im the father to EXO so u are automatically the mother

Suho: EXCUSE ME

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You: Kris.... I am so sorry

Kris: Did u do something wrong?

You: I kissed Luhan

Kris:

You:

Kris: U kissed his picture in the album is it

You: YES.

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Kris: Honey I'm coming to ur place!

You: Huh?

Kris: We're going to Msia!

You: I fckg hate u~

Kris: But why??

You: I HAVE EXAM THAT DAY!

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