code red (evacuate)
author: pleaseuu

rating: pg-13
pairing: kim jongdae & oh sehun
length: ~3100w
disclaimer: i do not own anything but the plot.
summary: jongdae tries to be the helpful wingman between his best friend and "that hot one" but things don't go exactly as he planned. pick up lines might help??? maybe???
a/n: a late fill for this prompt over at exopromptmeme. thank you to op for posting this lovely prompt, and thank you shailvi (perfectiontales) for egging me on! this is actually a horrible fill which i rushed through in the middle of two nights. i hope this is not a horrible addition to the list of chenhun fics? :)

Thoughts: Oh god, I knew it, I knew it! That was a nice twist to the story. So recently, I got into Jongdae/Sehun and I found this lovely story just now. Jongdae's attempt at being a wingman includes pick up lines? I actually don't get that...but damn, those pick up lines. They're either nerdy or dirty (haha, that rhymes!) I actually did not expect the Sehun thing at the end but that makes the story even more cute. And LOL, I feel so much secondhand embarrassment for everything Jongdae does here.

Pairing: Jongdae/Sehun

Length: oneshot