Pairing: Tao/Chen

Rating: PG13 (phallic imagery???)

Length: ~2k

Genre: humour/fluff? Hopefully??

Warning: some dumb humour I'm sorry

Summary: Jongdae is an unpredictable contradiction and a puzzle that Tao is ripping his hair out trying to solve.

A/N: this is a birthday fic for my dear exeuntpbabear ~ Happy birthday Lucy!! I'm sorry I'm late finishing this but I hope you enjoy it <3 I'm really happy I met you~ I hope you had a great day bb \o/
Also many thanks to gollumpanties for betaing and being really useful and lovely in general ^

 

 

General: Huang Zitao feels like he's constantly trolled by Kim Jongdae and he's getting mixed signals, to the point that he needs to clearly define the shorter Korean man. What else but to ask the rest of EXO-M?

 

My Thoughts: THIS IS LITERALLY GOLDEN. EVERY SINGLE WORD AND SCENE IS GOLDEN. Can we all just appreciate Tao's characterization here? And Luhan's? And Kris's? And Minseok's? And Yixing's? AND JONGDAE'S?! This is adorable that I can't coherently take in all at once so Ineedtorewritethisno this is the lamest review I will ever do.

 

Pairing: Taochen (those two little s)

 

Length: oneshot ()

 

 

 

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 I'M SORRY I OVERUSED THE WORD . I PROMISE I WON'T DO THIS AGAIN. ﾍ(;´Д｀ﾍ)