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EXO-K Text Messages
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Enjoy~
Chanyeol: "Drink your medicine, take your vitamin, return your calls, check all of your texts, don't be late."
Chanyeol: I don't think anyone has ever done this for me
Chanyeol: nor have I ever met someone like you, hyung
Baekhyun: yes, I'm amazing ^^
Chanyeol: good morning,
Chanyeol: I see that u left without me
Chanyeol: and I wasn't talking about you
Chanyeol u r not even my hyung
Baekhyun: it is noon, u useless
Chanyeol: I'm your best friend and I'm sick right now. How can you leave me all alone in this place?
Baekhyun: that place is our dorm, you have a slight cold, and you are the one who decided I'm your best friend
D.O: just because Baekhyun hyung is your best friend doesn't mean that you are his bestfriend
Chanyeol: I hate it when u suddenly decide to side with Baekhyun. Why are you even calling him hyung?
Chanyeol: I was just thanking to Junmyeon hyung when all of a sudden a certain decided to in
Baekhyun: I'm the said ^^
D.O: Pretty sure none of us was confused about that; as u r the only in this group
D.O: but thank you for acknowledging your true self
Suho: Chanyeol, u feeling better?
Chanyeol: Yeah ^^ the nap helped a lot
Baekhyun: A nap? U slept for 15 hours.
Sehun: Junmyeon hyung is like one of those 2nd lead characters in dramas
Sehun: handsome, rich, nice but always ends up alone
Baekhyun: what about me?
Sehun: u need to be handsome to be in dramas
Baekhyun: you
Kai: don't worry, hyung. I'm sure there is a universe in which u r considered handsome
Baekhyun: how dare you make fun of your hyung?
Kai: I started to see you as a puppy the night you hugged me and cried
Baekhyun: I cried because I was happy, you heartless brat
Baekhyun: ... and cause I was a bit drunk.
Chanyeol: No, u weren't. U didn't drink a thing that night
Baekhyun: he is 2 years younger than me and I cried while I was completely sober
Baekhyun: are you happy now?!
Chanyeol: Yeah, kind of
Baekhyun: I'm gonna step on your throat tonight
Suho: we just debuted. Please be nice to each other
Suho: at least don't kill each other
Sehun: hyung, did u ever plan out a B Plan?
Sehun: you know, in case you didn't become a celebrity?
Suho: yes and no
Chanyeol: that is a bit confusing
Suho: yeah, it is
D.O: I always thought u could make a great teacher
Kai: what about me?
D.O: I never saw you as anything other than a dancer
Kai: that is kinda cool
D.O: no, I mean I could never picture you like that because I have never seen you do something other than dancing
Kai: isn't that at least a bit of cool?
D.O: it is kind of lame, actually
Sehun: he sleeps really well
D.O: yeah but he can't earn his living like that
Sehun: but he is ridiculousy good at it
Kai: you shouldn't be saying stuff like that, Sehun
Chanyeol: you get either violent or disturbingly-close when woken up
Kai: I already apologized for kiciking you
Chanyeol: yeah, u apologize for your violent gestures. I'm more traumatized by the other stuff u do
Suho: other stuff?
Sehun: "disturbingly close"
See you next time~
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