YongSeo's Simple Arithmetic

YongSeo's Simple Arithmetic

 

 

 

“Hyung, are you coming with us for lunch?” Minhyuk ask me while we’re getting our things after the practice

 

“I bet he won’t. He’s gonna see his ‘baby girl’ today, am I right, yong oppa?~” I just throw one of my shirt to Jonghyun, he’s embarrassing me again.

 

“Yah! Don’t imitate her, she’s the only one who can call me that, arasso?”

 

“Arasso! We’re going now, our ‘pets’ are really hungry now.” The pets that Jungshin tell is the pets in their stomachs XD

 

“Bye, Yong oppa~!” The three of them imitate her again. I’m about to throw another shirt again but luckily they run faster this time.

 

“Aish! You got lucky this time!!!” I shouted at the direction they run into, I wish they heard it XD

 

I decided to text Hyun ‘cause I really want to see her. Also because we both have hectic schedule we couldn’t meet each other that much

 

To: My Baby Girl~ <3

 

Hyun, can we meet today? Oppa, miss you very much <3

 

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From: My Baby Girl~ <3

 

I’m at my parents’ home today. You can come here now, if you want. Hyun also miss oppa <3

 

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To: My Baby Girl~ <3

 

Okay~! I will be there in a few. Saranghae~ <3

 

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*Knock* *knock* *knock*

 

“Baby girl?” Still there’s no response from her. What is she doing now?

 

“Hyun? Are you there?” I try to open the door and……. it’s open =______= aish! Hyun, forgot to lock the door again

 

“Hyun, where are you?” I look at the kitchen, living room, garden, study room but there’s no sigh of her.

 

“Right! She must be there!” I quickly run to her bedroom but quiet enough for her not to hear.

 

“Oh? She’s not here either? Where could she be?” I just lie down in her bed while trying to think where could she be.

 

“waetoriya~ waetoriya~” oh? That is her voice. In the bathroom? So, it’s true that she’s singing my songs when she’s showering, hahaha

 

“Baby girl~!!!” I run towards her right after she finished her shower

 

 

 

“Waaaahhhh!!!! Oppaaaaa~!!!! Outside!!!!” EH? I look at her confusedly and she is so red right now

 

“Wae?! Don’t you miss baby boy?!” I’m still confused about her

 

“I- I miss you but….” She shook her head and to my confusion I followed her gaze…….AH! she’s….wahhh!!

 

“Mian! Outside! Right! I should go!! Mianhe~!!” I panicked while I’m going out of her room, I even stumbled and bumped her bed while I’m going out.

 

“Mianhe, Hyun~ I’m going to wait you downstairs!”

 

*grrrllll grrrrllll* hmm, I think my pets are also hungry now, I better cook something.

 

“pork soup, coming up!” I imagine baby girls’ face when she taste my pork soup, wahhh! I feel giddy when I imagine her. XD

 

But…but…earlier…wahhhh!!!  Erase! Erase! Erase! I should forget about what happened earlier. She’s just wearing a towel it’s normal…but ….gaaahhhh!!! she’s so HOT!!! Calm down, Jung Yonghwa. Calm down!

 

“Oppa? What are you making?” she back hug me when I’m busy cooking for her.

 

“pork soup. Sorry about what happened earlier, Hyun. I really didn’t mean it. Oppa is just so slow for not getting your point fast enough. Haha.”

 

“It’s okay. I know you’re so slow and sometimes stupid but you know I fully accept you, even you’re like that. Haha”

 

“I don’t know if I’m going to be happy or angry because of what you said but still it’s true, so, gomawo. Wait, I’m done already. Let’s prepare the table.”

 

We prepared the table and I waited for her to taste my pork soup. I imagined her saying ‘wah! Daebak! The best pork soup, oppa~!’ or ‘I really really like this, oppa! I can’t get enough of this’

 

“Oppa? Oppa? Baby boy? You’re imagining thing again, am I right?”

 

“A-aniyo~! How can I imagine things, like you tasting it and saying it’s delicious”

 

“Aigoo~!!! You want to hear a comment from me?” I eagerly nod my head like a dog waiting for her master to give him a treat.

 

“Okay, I don’t like it.” WHAT?! SHE..she doesn’t like it? Wahhhh! TT___TT

 

“HAHAHAHAHA! You could’ve seen your face, it’s so EPIC!!! HAHAHA. it’s so delicious so don’t worry. HAHAHA.”

 

“aigoo~~~!!! You got me there. I thought it really tas---“ she feed me a mouthful rice in my mouth to just shut me up

 

“Just eat, hehehe ^^”

 

Our lunch is filled with teasing, laughing, chessy-ness, etc. I’m now lying at her lap while she’s reading a book and our location is the garden.

 

“HAHAHAHA” she just laugh while reading her book. I wonder what’s making her laugh.

 

“Baby girl? Wae? What’s funny?” I asked her but she just laugh.

 

“Tell me what’s funny…tell me…tell me… tell me… tell me… tell me… tell me… tell me… te—“

 

“Arasso, I will tell you, just quit doing it again” I just nodded in response to her again. I win! ‘yosh!

 

“I just imagine you when you’re like this. *shows her book*”

 

“Practical Application? Poem?”

 

“Ne, read it.” I read it silently

 

Practical Application

 

He’s teaching her arithmetic,

He said it’ was his mission,

He kissed her once, he kissed her twice, and said,

“Now that’s addition”

And as he added smack by smack

In silent satisfaction,

She sweetly gave the kisses back and said,

“Now that’s subtraction.”

 

Then he kissed her, she kissed him,

Without an explanation,

And both together smiled and said,

“That’s multiplication.”

Then Dad appeared upon the scene and

Made a quick decision

He kicked that kid three blocks away

And said, “That’s long division!”

  • Dan Clark

 

 

“Eeeessshh!!! So you want me to kiss you? huh? Yiiiieeeee!!!” I keep on poking her side

 

“A-aniyo! I just imagine you being kicked out, that’s all :P” She reasoned out but looks away to my gaze

 

“Just tell me that you want a kiss and I will give it to you…or you want ‘more’?”

 

“Yah!!! Stop it, stop teasing me!”

 

“Hahaha! I won’t~! Hahaha.”

 

“But wait, you want me to stop teasing you?” she just nod her head

 

“Okay! So, let’s try this, let’s see if I’m going to be kicked out.”

 

“Bu—“

 

“So, I will kiss you *smack* kiss twice* smack* then I will said “Now, that’s addition”” I remained silent for a while and look at her.

 

“Aigoo~ *smack* “Now, that’s subtraction””

 

*smack* smack*

 

We smiled at each other and said together “That’s multiplication”

 

Now, this is the scene where her dad will appear and will make a decision and will kick me out.

 

“Hyun, is—“ Hyun’s dad is now here.

 

*kiiiiiisssssssss*

 

“OMO!” we both look at her dad and wait for his reaction. I prepared myself if he’s going to be angry or what

 

“Mianhe, I interrupted you. haha. We’re going to leave then, you can just kiss again of you want or do ‘more’ haha. Jung Yonhwa! give me beautiful and handsome grandchildren, okay? Haha” with that he left us shocked

 

“Yeobo! Let’s go somewhere else! Palli!”

 

I look at Hyun and she’s still shocked about what her father told us. I can’t help it but it’s really funny. HAHAHAHA

 

“So, Hyun-ah~ I guess I got your fathers’ permission~ I think it’s not a long division but a very very long multiplication~” I said in seductive voice.

 

“Y-yah! Don’t come any closer. Kyahh!! Yah! Put me down!” I carry her in bridal style to her room

 

“I.Don’t.Want.To. :P Your father asked me to give him beautiful and handsome grandchildren, I’m just following his orders. Haha”

 

“Future little Yonghwa and Seohyun, coming up! Hahaha”

 

*END*

 

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A/N: credits to the chicken soup book where I got that poem and also to Dan Clark .Please comment ^^

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Jering #1
Chapter 1: Cute fanfic ever
Jheannkim #2
Chapter 1: It's so funny and cute fiction lovestory, can't stop laughing.. :-DD
soshi5
#3
Chapter 1: hahahahahaha very funny and lovely and i guess hyun's dad is very supportive even in real life to even agree to live in the same building as cnblue kekekekeke
fighting !
SeiraAiren #4
This fic is really funny
cnsdGirl #5
Chapter 1: This is seriously the most funny, lovely, smart and seductive fanfic ever!! You combined it to be one. XD
The father is the most EPIC ever!!! XD I still can't get enough!! hahahahahaahah

Thank you!!!! :D
Love this. *hug*
luxubu #6
The foreword is super cute. Please update soon