"so krissy poop how was the butthole thngi"

"wath butthoel thign???????????"

"that eon we jsut did"

"oh eyah i liekd ti al tto"

the ghsot the ligths

"i am tao"

"who the fucck siss thao i dnotn knwow a tao wft are you mesom chinese ucfker?????

" shut up youre racist"

the gohsot chaind kris up and flew with him into the moonlight where he dropped krsi in the ocen and they lived happyily everv after bitoth as homoual honrny goshot