Dear Diary,

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is just so thrilling! Guess what happened?

Well, ahem, today, I went to… my hubbie’s house! Who’s my hubbie? Well, the charismatic, multi-talented leader of BIGANG—G Dragon of course!

Pah! I know you would say, who are you kidding? GD doesn’t have a wife, you sasaeng! Well, go to hell. I am his wife. I’m not a sasaeng!

Yeah, yeah, you wouldn’t believe me. Now just listen.

I arrived at his villa, sighing at how rich he was. The door was locked, sadly. Why didn’t he keep it unlocked so I could go in easier? I mean, he wouldn’t give me the keys last time I asked him when I went through the window.

Well, maybe it didn’t help that I had an electrifier in my hand. But anyways!

Arriving there, I took out a hook and a string. I swung it onto his balcony and climbed up. Reaching my hand towards the balcony door, I found it was locked. Clinging onto the roof, I swung myself onto a window ledge. I don’t care if I die. In fact, it’s an honour to die for G-Dragon.

The window was locked!

Fuming, I pounded on it.

“Why are you keeping your wife out? Let me in!” I screamed.

Nobody came.

I pounded again and again.

A door creaked open.

It was oppa!

“OPPA!” I screamed. He looked shocked. Hehe, so happy at my arrival, oppa?

He shrunk back.

“Unlock the window, oppa!” I yelled cheerfully. Now he’s seen who the intruder is, hasn’t he?

So then he will let me in!

HE SHOOK HIS HEAD.

He shook his head! He didn’t let his wife in!

Furious, I pounded again. He continuously shook his head.

I felt my heart break into pieces.

“WHY?” I yelled, tears streaming down my face. “WHY WON’T YOU LET YOUR WIFE IN?”

“YOU’RE NOT MY WIFE!” he answered, with a red face.

I’M NOT HIS WIFE?! “But… But I love you so much!” I wailed.

“But I don’t. And I never will. Hear me? NEVER. I hate you stupid sasaeng fans. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!” he screamed.

I let my hands fall of the windowledge. I already said that dying for my hubbie is a honour.

Now, when I die, he would finally regret how he did not treasure me… His one and only life.

I fell…

………………………………

Into a bush. Chortling laughter was heard from the balcony.

“OH MY GOD! THAT WAS SO FUNNY! THINKING OF FILMING A DRAMA? OH MY GOD! HILARIOUS!” he shouted.

Mortified, I ran away with tears streaming down my face.

Why would he do this to me, diary? WHY?

MIANHAE FOR GIVING SUCH A HORRID CHAPTER. HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INSPIRATION FOR THIS THESE DAYS. THIS FIC WILL BE ON SEMI-HIATUS. PLEASE DON'T UNSUB~ OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

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